One of the things I wasn't expecting to read in the Epstein files drop today is that Robbin Leach choked a young girl to death? Turns out he was into more than just champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Catathrenia... fabulous. Groaning and flailing in my sleep. Also normally treated with a CPAP machine which I absolutely cannot tolerate. I've tried. Lord how I've tried. The fact that my wife and dog still sleep next to me is pretty amazing considering how they're getting clobbered.

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I wish Portland's mayor would get on whatever Seattle's mayor has been taking. Our guy is milquetoast.

#Oregon beer.

Tomorrow. Please participate if you're able.

Wheat bread, melted Tillamook cheddar, mashed avocado, salsa. What are you brunching on?

His little dinosaur pajamas are like chaps! Cuteness explosion 💥💥💥.

I'm totally into this idea but how are we going to enforce it?

I'm a stegosaurus. Squish.

Or perhaps to look like an even bigger pedophile than Michael Jackson?

Pigs on the wing.

Will he be able to transfer his 401k to his commissary account while he's in custody awaiting trial in The Hague at the ICC? He'll probably have to kiss those daily haircuts. Goodbye though. It's hard to express vanity while you're in prison.

That's what's up.

Our Congress is a castrati.

Normally a summons for jury duty would be annoying, but under these current circumstances I can't wait.

Potato is a dinosaur.

Seen in Los Angeles (Credit: Zurita Carpio)

You can call me a lot of things. Never Fascist, often faggot.

If you haven't taken your bed time edibles and you don't want to have nightmares or sweats or an impending sense of doom.... EAT YOUR EDIBLES. Sleeping good is essential.

Big ups to Natasha Lyonne.

Springtime for Hitler and Donald. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come on join the Nazi party. I can't believe we're doing The Producers in real life.

Exhausted dinosaur.

General Strike February 1st - 7th Nation wide.

Braised another slab of pork belly in sugar,soy and rice wine.

Bagel 🥯 experiment, round 2. This is still dough. Needs to be boiled and then baked. The shape has vastly improved from our first try.

Cheap thrills.

General Strike February 1st - 7th Nation wide.

While I do hate AI, this popped up on Reddit and...I think I'm too high for this shit.

Watch the Mel Brooks documentary. It's good.

It's a pretty good deal because he gets to bang a 27-year-old and she gets to have his original children's inheritance. share.google/Tm198x7nqSqf...

Rib eye and fondant potatoes. (Don't make fun of my syrup collection or my wine selection, times are tough man.)

Kitchen supervisor.

Fondant potatoes. Let's see how it goes.

Anyone who usually hates Jim Carrey clearly never saw The Mask on LSD.

The goth girls came by for a snack by the pool. 🥰

Gotta love a good hop Cartoon by Sarah Andersen

When people lived on farms you had as many children as you could because they were free labor. Industrialization brought people out of the fields and into the city where children are no longer economically helpful but are indeed a burden. People can do math.

Internet post of the week.

We're already running concentration camps. I'm pretty sure everybody knows where it goes from here...

Nothing weird about this guy at all...

Birría ramen in Estacada. What a time to be alive.

Professor Chaos and General Disarray want you to know what a general strike is. GENERAL STRIKE!!! FUCKING GOOGLE IT ALREADY!!!

Hong Shao Rou. Pork belly braised in sugar, rice, wine, light and dark soy sauce.