made xmas cookies 2day say hello to three cheers for sugar cookies and phil is not in oven

he’s been a phannie since 2009.

why was he caressing his phitties? 😟

the fact that phil doodled even more DURING the video??? losing my mind he’s so silly i love him

they’re talking about what it feels like to play lesbian witches

love that dan is wearing makeup in the cinnamon roll halloween baking even before he becomes sister daniel like i know it's just smeared under the eyes but he looks so Good

goodnight my anus lovers

what the hell, sure

queen of boob windows

terrible influence tour was one of the best days ever miss it so much 🤭 wish i could go again or at least see them on another tour i love these phuckers so much <3

posting random photos of dnp i have saved on my phone day 20: cute sushi date 🍣

ladies pls dont get married! we lost a beautiful slutty queen to marriage i feel sick at the different

plz come home soon phil

man is damp

PHIL HAS FRECKLES IN A VIDEO WHEN HE WAS IN FLORIDA. They’re faint but they’re so cute!! He needs to spend more time in the sun and get more freckles! Bring back Taniel Howell and phreckle Phil! Video: United States of Phil #phan #danandphil

k when we getting bookmarks on here fr tho

what the hell, sure

i miss when she was a freak on younow

this diva

spot the difference level: impossible @danielhowell.bsky.social

face card never declines 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

just demolished a whole pizza #twink #millennial

dan howell in thigh highs send bleet

bwagfeo on bluesky??? more likely than you think

two Glindas coming together to maximize their joint slay

dan and phil.... are such. good. COWORKERS....

I’m a little crossfaded

Dan and Phil have something really special. It’s really nice to see coworkers get along so well

do you think they claimed the phouse as a business expense on their taxes. since that's their coworking space as committed long term business partners.

one thing abt me is that i’ll never scroll past a moothew tiktok . i will never not like a moothew tiktok. i want my algorithm to flood my fyp with moorhew. thank you and goodnight

this image is kinda dan and phil-coded if you think about it

I just showed mum and dad a photo of sister Daniel and Dad said "that's a good looking nun"

ok maybe instagram is funny

me after I check in for my doctor's appointment

Brb writing a thank you letter to the Australian customs ppl for giving us *that tit moment* in doc martens

If I was gay I would be watching dan and phil

One of my favorite Phil images why was he kind of giving Rory from My Babysitter’s a Vampire

That wasn’t serious???

going through gcs from 2016 always makes me feel like i need to lay down

yeah

i should’ve known there was something up w me when i subconsciously trained my inner monologue to sound like dan howell at 14

#titspoilers [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD LORD” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAHH WAHH” [YELLING] “DAMN BITCH SHUT THAT BABY UP” [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO "WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE-“ [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG... MY LEG...”