Sorry I’ve been quiet I randomly get bored of apps like this lol

Just stalked his dad on Bluesky lol

I have popular from wicked stuck in my head and I haven’t even seen the movie

Just did karaoke where I butchered Miley Cyrus’s party in the USA

That wasn’t serious???

The we/us pronouns strike again, how dare Dan's family buy him a gift that Phil can't share

Blue sky

I need Dan and Phil over here and asking for like Bluesky posts or something so I can stop using that cursed app lol

I did not beat my sad about a guy era out of my Spotify Wrapped lol oh well MCR number 1 though

If you’re a Dan and Phil fan, you might get a jumpscare text by Dan Howell on instagram

thank you my other beautiful wife dan howell for your service to this cuntry 🫡

UPDATE apparently it was the best paper ever lol

I’m THAT 4th wheel on a shopping cart

I wanna tickle fight him! unfairrrr to be apart rn

Helpppp this is iconic

This photo would be the cover of an edgy fan fiction on wattpad for sure

Why do I love this so much Dan and Phil and a little saw shark guy going 😐

Oh boy I totally never seen this post before first time seeing it wow thanks for the new content Dan and Phil

YouTube annotations were so camp

Dan post again

Update apparently it was this

Got a notif that Dan made a post on instagram and now it’s gone what was thattttt

Love this shit

Just a creature obsessed with their boyfriend hoping to find someone to yap about him to

Back home from my college dorm for break always weird to go back but man cant deny this queen bed is pretty nice lol

Shout out to this unhinged line in my essay

time to write the worlds strangest paper about sex and a Jane Austen adaptation of Northanger Abbey lol

accidentally got access to dms I don’t normally have access to bc the guy deleted his discord acc ages ago and I closed the dms ages ago, but randomly found a way to open it again. I feel sick to my stomach. I hate having ptsd. I hate how vulnerable I was. I hate how shitty I still feel about it.

Helppp Dan and his constant old animal metaphors

Moo #phanniefriday

In a play today… where the script was only finished 2 weeks ago 🥴 breaking my legs so hard rn

mine did not. Well, she wanted me to move on from kiddies books since I was so advanced in reading haha. I don’t think she can probably tell you what any of the books she had bought me were about. I’m an English & Professional Writing double major haha.

He is babygirl

So you know how Dan and Phil call each other dad a lot? What are the chances that that nurse Susan overheard Dan jokingly calling Phil dad when they didn’t think she was listening and that’s why she thought he was Phil’s son because I can totally imagine that happening 😂 #phan #danandphil

I just want to cry into my boyfriends arms right now until I fall asleep I’m not even kidding

genuinely wondering if I’m dying rn

I know where Dan and Phil got this idea from

I’m gonna guess rabbits !

how will I ever get over my guilt? sorry sad 2 am thoughts

PTSD is weird (why am I feeling sick to my stomach over someone having the same profile picture 🥴)

Dan and Phil video incoming today

Okay !

feel like a toddler watching sensory videos when I watch dan and phil

Dan and Phil post tomorrow

pheal

HEH

some of my most comfort content is on Phil’s but like ft Dan yk

Mmm

I went to TATINOF in Baltimore, II in Richmond, WAD in Reading and TIT in Philadelphia.

Dan and Louise’s my awkward fancy meal really cracks me up still I won’t lie