youtu.be/3dEREJ4IdT4?... Heyos I made a silly video called do Dan and Phil know how to kiss? to bully Dan and Phil into kissing on camera and further the conspiracy theory that they’re horrible kissers. Enjoy :)

D: hit me I'm phil trash #1 I'm ready D: open can P: you just said I'm phil trash #1 before you said that, open my can! I don’t even want to know what he meant by that. Stop it please, you’ve already killed me, you can stop now 😭

D: Phil look them in the eyes, this is a canon continuation from the last round well what are you Phil? P: a power bottom D: what does the power bottom say? P: fuck me hard Why does dan need us to know this so bad, this is all because of that assumptions video where everyone said he’s a bottom

D: what do you love P: raw dogging Wtf 😭 can they stop? Can they un- hard launch? Can they go back in the closet? /j

D: this is a continuation from a lore bomb in a previous video P: top or bottom D: Phil's already answered that question D: we've just established this fact about him, when he dies we're gonna put it on the Wikipedia I wish I knew less about them actually, this is too much 😭

P: I'm nervous, it's big P: not the first time I've said that P: the start of a fan fiction there 2 minutes in and this is said. I can’t do this at 8am.

I started my period right after watching this video and I blame them

In case anyone didn’t catch that the card for raw dogging says “one of the many perks of being in a committed relationship” that happened.

They are so chaotic in this video I can’t handle it 😭 Is this a hard launch? Are we past the hard launch? Can they stop telling us about their sex life now 😂😭 #phan #danandphil

“Nothings wrong with mpreg” - Phil Lester 2024

PHIL HAS FRECKLES IN A VIDEO WHEN HE WAS IN FLORIDA. They’re faint but they’re so cute!! He needs to spend more time in the sun and get more freckles! Bring back Taniel Howell and phreckle Phil! Video: United States of Phil #phan #danandphil

Watching a dan video from 2012 and thinking about how he used to say “my friend Phil” which changed to just “Phil” and now he just says we or us and assumes we know he’s talking about Phil, and we do, and I love them. #phan #danandphil

@amazingphil is pregnant conspiracy confirmed by THE AmazingPhil

Wtf google photos

Not surprised, I should go watch it again #phan #danandphil

THE DAN AND PHIL FANDOM IS DYING SHARE THIS POST IF YOU ARE A TRUE PHAGGOT!

Another day another insane story from Phil. Like did this really happen??? #phan #danandphil #amazingphil #danielhowell

Someone please make a complication of Phil saying “stop it” in a serious voice to dan I need this please #phan #danandphil #amazingphil #danielhowell

#phan #danandphil #danielhowell #amazingphil

So you know how Dan and Phil call each other dad a lot? What are the chances that that nurse Susan overheard Dan jokingly calling Phil dad when they didn’t think she was listening and that’s why she thought he was Phil’s son because I can totally imagine that happening 😂 #phan #danandphil

He’s so cute in this video, so excited and silly and not trying to tone it down I love this so much #phan

This is all I could think about during todays video youtu.be/z53ZoWGZtyw?...

I thought the same thing, this is so cute

“I don’t hate the pig I just hate how much you love the pig” “What would you do if a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you?” I love when they get jealous of inanimate objects

I have a theory that they’re filming the ditl video in Florida. I need a phupload today please. I’m starved for dan and Phil content how did I survive the hiatus?

Guys my brother works at Taco Bell and he came home from work today with a bunch of Cinnabon delights still warm! He says they had to make a batch right before closing and I’m so happy I love him

Still not over this btw

Fryday is one of my favorite pieces of lore if you even consider it that. It’s just so domestic and so them. Like of course they have fries every Saturday and call it fryday even though that’s confusing with Friday. That just makes sense. I love them. Happy fryday #phan

Not to be a danosaur XD but maltesers are actually so good, as an American I never had them till I went to England a couple years ago and tried them since dan likes them. Now they’re my favorite so I have to get them from a world market but luckily there’s one close. I just got some and I’m so happy

btw i think we should burn ticketmaster to the ground

I heard a theory that Dan encourages fan fiction and reads it because he likes the idea that he would find Phil in any world. The way they say things like this like it’s no big deal and we’re just supposed to go about our days after hearing them.

Wait. Why does he look like Dill here? Does anyone else see it? 😆 don’t get me wrong he looks amazing

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY !!!!

This is still my favorite thing #titspoilers #titspoiler #dnptit #phan

kind of scared of post-tour dapg vids…

Hey british people, are your pancakes the same as crepes? If not what’s the difference? Currently rewatching dnp’s how to make British pancakes. Also if they are the same do you put butter and syrup on them?? If so that’s a crime.

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a lesbian (I’m bi) because guys doing things will give me the ick but then I imagine a girl doing that same thing and it wouldn’t bug me, might even be cute, idk feelings are so weird ugh I wish I just came with a tag that told me who I was

i’m copying my tweet here because i want more people to see it. i haven’t seen enough people talking about how happy and lighter dan has been since the start of tour. it’s even noticeable from the time they had a comeback i have seen him get progressively happier the longer they’ve been back

me and who😞

Feeling a phupload today

My 2009 long sleeve just shipped finally how do so many people already have theirs

i really started to appreciate so high school as a lesbian from the perspective of a second adolescence associated with getting to be who you are & love who you want later than your straight peers - it’s feeling so high school because you’re so giddy experiencing this love :’)

btw y'all you can have pronoun labels here !! bsky.app/profile/pron...

Please I’m so lonely

I’m probably being delulu but I feel like dnp are going to hard launch phan after the tour, like harder than they’ve already been launching it. It feels like they’re building up to / hinting at it. Like they’re getting flirtier with each other every day. Idk but I’m scared.

trans rights!

Blusky is where the tumblr phannies and the twitter phannies come to kiss :)

Someone said phude calendar?? I’m manifesting this

#titspoilers lmao people getting mad at people for making their dnp plushies kiss when Dan and Phil make their barbies 69 on stage