my dan on his philpower is something i don't understand

i am really socially anxious

eating pirate's booty

rubbing aftersun on my body

need a pill to magically make me happy with my life :D

phukbang today I BEG

i feel sick

phannie life is life

sharing my lore is more intimate than having sex

feeling especially phatriotic today, i’m wearing my save the bees tshirt, my doomed bracelet, my vip bracelet from tit and ladders ep bracelet

someone tell dan and phil about being able to turn off read receipts

throwback to danandphilgames

ayo quarter way to death 🫩🎉

would be cool if someone thought i was really cool and funny and intelligent and sexy and beautiful and amazing idk

when dan and phil get married they will be dan and zack striker

why was i so embarrassing in the past lowkey

daniel lester good suggestion

dan and phil know too much about dan and phil

i just spiralled pretty badly but im fine now i promise i think??

using my preshow question to ask phil if his boyfriend is single

And on the third day Ruwe will rise like Jesus

“I’m engaged” - Phil. Who needs context

ladies fellas phriends in my phone how are we feeling tonight?

Evil men are doing evil things again

i want to get him pregnant

literally it's too hot to think

wishing for all of phansky to get the tickets they want tomorrow 💜

#caturday #cats

google photos sucks i wish it wasnt the only archive i have

people who hate on people who get government assistance are so lame i feel like most people would rather be working do people think struggling to get a job is a moral failure?

i used to think i was different for not caring about clothes and now i care about clothes #sheep

thinking is insane because why do i remember this thing and suddenly i am mad?

should i go or not?? #phantour

just had a cold shower this feels amazing

some white people refuse to engage with anti racist content because 1) they think they deserve praise for the bare minimum 2) they don't want to reflect on their behaviour

when i am young i get told i sound older online now in recent years i get told i sound younger #cursed

i feel like tumblr phannies flirted and dated more in the 2010s not that it doesn't happen anymore but not to the same degree

watching dan drink straight jack made me physically gag btw

lowkey would never shoot my shot with someone unless i'm 80% sure they like me back these days

hook up culture is not real

yo r dnp gonna be actually scissoring this time on stage bruh

when he is not in london 💔

instagram seems down for some reason idk why

i feel like they love touring

why are they not coming closer to where i live? all 5 phannies in the area would be hyped

phan tour?