cramps just came out of no where i thought i was getting spring locked

me when they rostered me on for my birthday even tho i booked it off 😔

i have a headache and everything is too bright, so i’m currently wearing sunglasses in my pitch black room so i can have ipad time in bed

“this might be the gayest thing they’ve done on camera” - my boyfriend on the new dan and phil video

PHIL EHY DID YOU SQUEEZE AND SQUIRT ON DAN

my manager text me this morning telling me my hours changed for the week coming and i had reschedule my hair apppintment 😔

chopping off my hair next wednesday hashtag excited

i miss dan and phil gaming

yearning for the dan and phil games pajamas

hand to clit i promise to post my truth always

DAN AND PHIL ARE DATING ON MY TOMODATCHI LIFE ISLAND, I REPEAT THEY ARE DATING !!!!!

also big ups to my boyfriends dad taking my car to get its NCT done while i’m in spain, i love him so much

shark tale is a good movie no one can convince me otherwise argue with the wall

i wonder if dan and phil’s groupchat (the one mentioned mukbang 2) has a weird fuckass name

has anyone gotten their pham membership cards yet

back to work today :(

new ariana grande album in july im so hyped !!!

i think i need dan and phil to watch the live action scooby doo movies for philm club

in the airport going home woop

my boyf is threatening to dye our stuff multicoloured coz im still away

travelling with such a large group is really making me sad about my gluten allergy

i survived the flight !!!

on the plane wish me luck

actually not feeling nauseous after waking up this early so # winning

up at 3am for a flight wish me luck

i’m so annoyed, my shift for next friday was originally 11-5 which is gorg, but then they went and changed it to 3-9, im gonna commit arson

i did the grocery shopping, cleaned the kitchen, changed the bedsheets, folded the clothes, put on a wash and hung it out which i’m proud of, but my chronic illnesses are not thanking me

getting my nails done tomorrow morning! soon i will be free

PHIL IS IN LOVE WITH DAN! I REPEAT PHIL IS IN LOVE WITH DAN

I JUST CREATED DAN AND PHIL 10 SECS AGO AND THIS HAPPENED AS THEIR FIRST INTERACTION YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

i need to make my island more interesting, who should i add?

making dan and phil’s pumpkin spice pumpkin cookies tomorrow and i’m hashtag excited

bsky rn

bought a yoshi plushie for my boyf and posted it on my story and i forgot to take him off it and he saw and now the surprise is ruined lol feeling: dumb

happy tomodatchi life release day to those who celebrate!!!

was listening to hard launch while driving and i had to roll down my window to get my ticket for the car park, that’s when phil asked how wasps have sex and i got embarrassed coz my window was open and my car ended up stalling and conking out lolllll

i’m still in denial that it’s ac april, like i’m convinced it still march lol

how i feel waiting for tomodatchi life release day

did they ever upload the patreon video?

abby lee miller is stranded in limerick coz of the fuel protests im crying 😭

it’s so cold and rainy i ac considered cancelling my plans but we are powering through

why is it raining it was so nice the last few days sigh

this fuel shortage is fucking crazy

jedward are a national treasure, unless they did something crook that i wasn’t aware of, in which case i hate them

i wanna see the drama so bad

forgot my headphones at home, great start to the day

just stalked through my families facebook photos and i uncovered so many photos of me from when i was young so here’s me being a diva

it’s sunny so that means i’m driving with the windows down with my music blasting coz i am a menace

i still mourn the loss of snapchat egg hunt, it was unironically so fun

so happy physical games are now cheaper than digital