A reminder that cars aren’t a technology problem. They’re a geometry problem.

Save your brain, ride the train

Me about all of you

illogical sink

you enter a dance contest, pick your moves

it is your civic duty to (2) vote.

Beansies, the dark and cold season is coming. I know this is a hard time for many of us. Please take good care of yourself. And if you are not struggling, please be extra supportive of those who need support. My dms are always open for all of you. ❤️ Here's a little snowned to brighten up your day.

flat tire again 🫩

so uh apparently X now shows "about this account" with information about where the and when the account was created and where they are active from not worth keeping that account anymore. only really had it still for the tyler rt, but i am going to export my data and deactivate now

yo whens my Hot Rich Wife gonna show up at my doorstep

(imagine the gif started like 2 (two) seconds earlier instead i couldn't find what i wanted but ik ykwim kk ttyl)

did it work

the juxtaposition of these replies made me spit on my tablet.

do u need something #clikkieskyselfieday

we have to keep up with the skyline somehow

all my moots are hotties take it slow

i love women

robby saves the year

someday we are going to look back on how we let drivers act like we do today about smoking in restaurants i hope

gif that pops up when i type my name

introduce yourself with the last 5 (five) concerts you’ve seen: twenty one pilots (chula vista, 2025) twenty one pilots (wantagh, 2025) twenty one pilots (cincY, 2025) twenty one pilots (boston, 2024) twenty one pilots (dallas, 2024) uh

the worst part about learning #ziglang is the self restraint required to not use it at work

slow down on monday.

Ayo where my wife at. Ahah i can even fix ur chair 4 u if thats what u want #marryme🤑

list 3 (three) things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong: - remembering certain things - committing bits until they are funny again - my hips

cryptographer throuple named alice bob and charlie

oh this tore me up

We love a thick girl!

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

yeah i don't want child slaves but i love when my friends have them

i am clancy

LOOK AT MY MOUSE PAD

kagi just keeps getting better 🔥

i am once again asking microsoft to send me a two(2)fa code 🫩

does anyone have good videos to show the progression of this from the end of the tour? gonna be showing a friend the lore mvs soon and i feel like showing this before the contract would help add context

every time i go to tag @lilghostguy.smokes.lol i almost tag the creator of mastodon and it will be very funny when it actually happens.

costco hot dog ❤️

me and oomfs

Still missing breach tour 😭. #breachtour #twentyonepilots #clancybreachtour #Illustration #illustrator

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i'm all just making it up as we go