trying a new thing recently where i attack my anxiety head on by running directly into it and doing stuff that makes me anxious, and i end up learning that i had no reason to be anxious in the first place. who would have guessed it.

as a queer, transgender, autistic, and multiply disabled man i’m a Huge fan of DEI in the workplace

when updating my resume i realized i somehow have 3 years experience in my field already + it’s all been in non-profit marketing 🥰

applying for a job that would pay me over three times the maximum amount i’ve ever made in a year

wait omg ME TOO! we have so much in common we should match 😈

microsoft excel is lowkey a bitch

loving the new thing my phone does where the alarm sounds one time then goes silent without me touching anything

what do you even put on a dating profile i haven’t had one since 2019

hot glue is my enemy and my best friend

just found a hidden album on my phone titled “joshler” with 0 pics in it

hot take i think being a high-masking autistic perfectionist makes me perfect for working in marketing/communications

happy may 4th i’ve never seen star wars but my dog is 5 today

my stepmom wants me out of her house so badly she’s encouraging me to get back on tinder

fave thing is making my mom who worked marketing for 10 years look at everything i make for work and tell me if it’s good

probably the grossest but coolest plugs i’ve ever bought lmfaoo

every 0.394in counts

- kailer - 420 yrs old - 69 cm tall - flushed penits many moons ago - will build u a home with my bare hands

fave park to walk through in the city #photography #photosky #shotoniphone

whoever has my voodoo doll can you remove it’s ovaries please and thank you

video games should be possessed by the ghosts of dead children and should gradually glitch out as you play them in a way that reveals more to you about the circumstances of their death/results in your disappearance. any man who disagrees needs to immediately turn in his man card

i am So hyperactive today people send me fun facts to focus on instead of the zoomies

think i want 2-4 more side helix piercings n possibly 2 more top helixes above my industrial so i have a full spiky ear goin…. hmmm

fun fact i saved ur selfie to participate but i didnt like any of the pics so you just exist in my camera roll

for someone that’s worked in marketing for years i fall for an awful lot of tricky marketing practices

also the list of people saying i look like chester has hit 5 so my self esteem is ballin rn

can’t believe sylvie missed kai selfie day

should shower but can’t decide if i should also cut my hair first or not

i’m gonna get robby to write my tinder bio for me

date went well n there won’t be another one but i think i’m breaking my shell a lil bit and won’t push away any idea of meeting new people. so still a win

filmed myself playing uke and singing for the first time in like 5 years and can’t decide if i’m just gna delete it or not tbh

ukulele hero and it’s just nevershoutnever songs

i’ve also been told directly by everyone there “nobody wants to do marketing anyway we all fucking hate it”

i’m chaotic and work whenever and however i want but at the end of the week i get all my shit done and do it well so they keep me

i can quote along to way too much of the office at this point

bought condoms for the first time today so i’m a real man now

i need to start making shitty t shirts bc i wanna wear my own dumb ideas

going to walmart while already anxious bc i don’t self harm anymore

i know the workplace bar is on the ground but i rly love that i can straight up announce to my staff chat “i haven’t had therapy in a while and am extra out of it” so people are aware to be a lil gentler w me

trying to convince my sister to do piercing therapy w me

my therapist cancelled on me again and i am losing it

3:04 debby ryan

every zelda game i’ve played has made me burst into tears at least once

also i just finished breath of the wild and im genuinely furious at the ending

11:11 josh dun

disclaimer i swear to god i’m not dying (to my knowledge) but sudden death in epilepsy can just happen whenever it wants so it feels rly good to have a workplace that genuinely cares about my wellbeing over my productivity

27 years old and fully pulling the “my moms not home come over” card

my boss and i agreed that i’ll check in with her daily even if i’m not working to let her know i didn’t die in my sleep FKJFFJ

the face one makes after accidentally flushing their cock