Hi Gays! I’ve started making my own photo cards that are available on Etsy for anyone in the UK 🫡 They’re a smidge smaller than the official ones (pic for comparison) 👀 Available at etsy.com/uk/shop/curlyg… if u fancy some 💙

this was the most fun i've ever had <3

Actually the best day of my life thanks for asking

Me and my dads

I am ready far too early x x x

I’m meeting Dan and Phil today

Explain your username: I like dans curly hair

Bham n1 phannies mass panicking that Phupload will be Monday

finally wrote my letter to give to dnp who cheered

You know what, fair enough

Can’t stop thinking about dough based food

I have given up all hope of phupload before Monday 😔

Just realised Shaun the sheep is named that because you shear sheep????????????

POV: you don’t know how to talk to your absent father

⭐️💫

TIT FIT REVEAL

Tesco Unpacked is really boring when you only go to Tescos for meal deals

Would it be insensitive to give Phil a phracelet that says ‘colonoscopy’ on it or would it be funny

Manifesting this phupload so hard I’ve just booked a trip to Manchester

AAAAAAAAAA

What if the new phupload is on my tit date

DnP rating 21 Jump St 5 stars on letterboxd 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Need Dan & Phil’s vintage tweets in here vm.tiktok.com/ZGdBMeBAT/

Sitting staring out the window like I’m waiting for a long lost relative to return, however it’s just a Chinese

If you also hate poo poo stinky AI, you can subscribe to this magical thing that labels accounts and posts as using AI 📣🦆 bsky.app/profile/aimo... because this is what everyone should do at 7am on a Saturday when they randomly woke up. Going back to bed is for nerds.

Lads I have just made the most stunning spreadsheet

I’m scared that one day my train station is going to come up on one of them “Guess The UK Train Station” TikToks, and I am not going to recognise my train station 😔

Cheeky self promo idk? But I've just uploaded these onto Redbubble, avaliable in Transparent 👻 and Non-Transparent 🙅‍♀️Versions (for whichever way you are inclined) xxx ✨ www.redbubble.com/people/StephEllen ✨

TIT peeps how early before M&G are we getting there? Like ik it says 3 hrs before showtime but are ppl getting there more than 3hrs before???

POV: you’ve been back at work for 6 hours

SICK AND TWISTED

Why is my sim like 🧍🏻‍♀️

Reflecting on 2024 so here’s a lil thread of things I’m thankful for.

??? Get out of my milk???

ILYSM 💓💓💓 can’t wait to see u again soon 🫶🏼🥨🫶🏼

Phannies in the Ali Bromley discord server I see u

wtf do I wear to tit

Has Pinterest just transferred ownership of Daniel Howell to me?

I’ve joined this WhatsApp group full of ND gays and nobody in there is going to TIT??

Every time I have a food shop come my brain cannot help but think of Daniel ‘Two-Trips-Are-For-Pussies’ Howell

My fyp on Tiktok is solely wallace and gromit & dan and phil edits, this is the good place

what dan and phil text each other coming on sunday

Just bought a hammer, I’m gay and I love shopping at Robert Dyas

Put my bins out and it turns out the council have changed collection dates, I’ve been well and truly mugged off. Stratford Council count ur days.

Look at her little face 😭😭😭

do we think matilda would like audiobooks so she could listen and read at the same time

It’s 11pm on Christmas Day and I’ve taken down my decorations