LEGO Chrono Trigger - End of Time edition Source: beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

From the outside, this is insane considering how much Sony likes remaking and remastering things, and how incredibly good Bluepoint is at doing it. RIP Bluepoint. www.ign.com/articles/pla...

BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games, the studio responsible for modern remakes of classic games such as Demon's Souls and Shadow of the Colossus, Bloomberg News has learned. A shocking end for a well-respected studio.

ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!

why hair no listen

because this year starts on don't kill yourself thursday you must don't kill yourself for the entire year

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

lord please make me look like this

Exhausted handler voice putting 17 straps in the dishwasher: "tell me about it!!"

I remember one time in the city there was this little fake wallet I found on a bench that was actually a fold out pamphlet scolding you for trying to pick up someone else’s wallet. And I was like. Confused?

Bro I can’t wait for my work-from-home service job- oh, wait, no. Boss wants me to come into the office. Says it helps with “team unity”.

Ur gay

tongue in cheek

#digitalarts #oc

Eevee would definitly body a Space Marine.

That's a good elevator pitch

Once again, it's time for

Recent cyberpunk client piece, a tribute to some early shadowrun art

Good morning Bluesky !

Mech Pilot x Mech Jockey yuri I know I’ve seen art of that somewhere but I can’t remember who made it and it sucks

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

“Why were you late” I think the better question is why the drink machine down in the lobby is out of orange juice. How am I meant to get my vitamin c now? I’ll die of scurvy! Late is a subjective term, we’re talking objectives here man.

Meow

Mech but through paracausality the mech is actually you and always has been. This grants increased control over the mech to it’s attuned user resulting in a flat percentage accuracy and speed boost, effect ends when the attuned user disembarks as they are no longer the mech and never have been.

after a lot of effort i have managed to jank a warthog into the backrooms

Damn, the Daemon X Machina sequel dropped last week and we didn't even notice. Even AAA wasn't immune to being Silksong'd

The Prince and The Jester pt19 🤴🤡

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault. Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least. But what does the *real* iOS filesystem look like? As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:

Anyway that shirt now lives here rawpaw.ink/collections/...

UPCARD! is out now!! A high-stakes game of BlackJack where you use Items, Deduction, & Skill to beat the host at his own game! Play it now for free at bnuey.itch.io/upcard #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame #madewithunity

New standalone album coming out this Friday on Bandcamp and Youtube (streaming later), titled: "Tennis, Everyone?" — A Tribute to the Late, Great James O. Incandenza Breakcore, drill and bass, and a bunch of other subgenres of intense electronic music. 9 tracks, 36 minutes.

Mech with hidden biological components trope but instead of being your dead mom it’s just whoever was most compatible with the program. But the mech falls in love with its pilot intimately (as being a machine operated by someone is indeed intimate for the machine).

Mech with hidden biological components trope but the pilot is fused into the mech and is now a living weapon entirely owned and operated by the army and, more importantly, her handler. Is this anything?

“Wow [User Classclown102] You’re So Cool And Smart And Pretty We Should Passionately Kiss And Hold Hands” many are saying this.

It didn’t strike me until working retail just how stupid a majority of people are. I can’t say that I’m *smart*, having gotten myself stuck working retail, but my GOD. There are full-grown adults you have to speak to like babies or else they either don’t understand you or they throw a tantrum.

Are you there god?

Commodore® is officially back after 30 years! This is the first official hardware from the brand since production ended in 1994. I'm excited to share that some of my tracks will now also be featured on the brand-new C64 Ultimate machine👾Pre-order: commodore.net @wearecommodore.bsky.social

i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate