Jar of fears

Yourself, but as a cartoon

i told the crows what you did. you’ll be hearing from them very soon

YOU CAN TRY TO KILL ME IF YOU WANT, IT'LL PROBABLY TURN ME ON

BANGER 🗣️

Never feel bad if a dude finds toilet paper stuck down there. At least you wipe, mamas 💅

Im so happy my bestie finally watched Bridgerton 💕

what if I said "kill the KKK"

I played historian again!! This time I talked a little bit about labret (aka lip) piercings :3 Origins all over the world, traditional practises and of course modern adaptations ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ #youtube #skytubers #piercings #history #lippiercing youtube.com/watch?v=An64...

I forgot Nathan got me the House Of M comic book for my birthday and I have yet to read it.

Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favourite characters Hehe I pick 2

I’ve been reading at a snails pace because I’m a lil burnt out on ToG. Need to get my groove back.

Recommend me books! I’m taking a break from Throne of Glass 😅 Standalone’s preferred! 🫶🏻

I just want a drafts feature man

Not surprised but I didnt think I’d get 100% 😂 www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

My besties are hilarious. The funniest bitches I know. Good for a guffaw.

I love that I can text @willowmortis.bsky.social the most deranged shit unprompted and they don’t ask a single question they just go with the bit.

Hold Me Like A Grudge

Finished Queen Charlotte. Destroyed. Elated. Waiting patiently for the 29th.

I’m positive I didn’t hit order on that sushi but the gods decided I will be having sushi tonight.

Dude loves being evil

mental illness & fantastic tits

i don’t answer calls if you want to reach me you have to find me in the dream realm

In case my profile needs a cleanse: FUCK TRUMP ABOLISH ICE FREE PALESTINE LAND BACK LGBTQIA2S+ RIGHTS You get the picture?

Let me help

🪷 #theapothecarydiaries #maomao

Saturdays are for the boys. No girls allowed I guess 😔 (Every night Apollo will gaze lovingly into Nathan’s eyes for hours while he kicks me in the spine)

When I was a child reading felt effortless. As an adult I still love reading but it doesn’t have the same feeling. I miss REALLY losing myself in a book.

If the shooting pain in my inner ear could fuck off that’d be great cuz I need to work tomorrow 😖

penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insides or a fortune for your disaster

Classic RedBull has always had my heart but this flavour is taking over my life

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

Might resub to Dropout and binge all of Dimension 20 🤪

Well I watched all 3 seasons of Bridgerton this week LOL

i have decided to become Annoying

it’s not easy being your own biggest fan and hater at the same time but someone’s gotta do it

“i asked chatgpt-“ i hope you fall into a very deep hole

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Dance Gavin Dance The Home Team Pierce The Veil Periphery Thy Art Is Murder

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

I can’t fathom being so angry all of the time. I choose peace.

kinda worried about something. don’t know what it is yet

Listening to Kate Bush and having coffee with my mum 🥰

The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes

not the boy i was, the boy i am is just venting, venting

y'shtola 🔮

Real.