Gave the Onimusha demo a shot, favourite little thing was deflecting one of the spinning Genma so it hit a bunch of the lesser enemies and then it cartoonishly slammed into a wall, letting me insta-kill it.

Not only is the Rayman remake completely unnecessary, it also inadvertently led to Wario64 getting temporarily banned. To the shadow realm with it.

It's embarrassing how this website handles stuff but it's also embarrassing that you can get DMCAed for linking to a public website

So let me get this straight. I'm somewhere that's NOT what I would call Earth... I'm seeing Egyptians and... oh yeah I'm talking to a CUBE. Yeah okay that is something that I do now. I do magic, kill jacked-up beasts, I'll probably fly next.

"You're a cube, talking" fucking kill me now

"God of War is turning into SMT for white people"

"Yes, but what happened to her AFTER her corpse was burnt in a funeral pyre?" was a question someone asked and thought needed answering

This is 20 minutes long because they're spending 1 minute each on the logos

STUNTMAN?!

State of Play announcing a trailer lmao

WHY. WHY DID YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS RAYMAN GAME 3D

I'm glad everyone is filled with strawberry jam in the new Wolverine game

June 1st

Only played an hour of Mina the Hollower but it's great. I have no idea if I was expected to do this but I felt pretty damn good using the Parasol to get through Buckler's Bluffs.

I swear I'm not doing this intentionally.

TrueAnon while Liz is on maternity leave.

The New Main Street Singers have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Nothing at all fishy going on here over the weekend, I assume

Two months in a row I've gotten sunburn on my nose, this is fucked up

"Do not let GameboyLuke enter your house, he will fuck your wife." Would have been a golden era Dril tweet

I don't want to play a "platformer." The only platforming I care about is platforming women's voices.

Star Fox 64 has some truly memorable dialogue, but nothing beats the Lylat Wars UK localisation if you ask me.

Celebrate Roland's birthday by playing hit game Library of Ruina NOW

Oh god, all the strips on the Achewood site got put through some kind of AI upscaling. All the text looks like shit

Something I forgot to post when videos were enabled

LUCIO NOOOOOOOOOO

I feel like I would have been more receptive to a Starfox 64 remake if they went all in on the Thunderbirds puppet aesthetic with modern graphics tech rather than however you would describe this style. But also I don't have a Switch 2 so whatevs

Recently got commissioned by CAPCOM to do some art for PRAGMATA

Got completely caught off guard playing Sophie in Warriors Abyss and suddenly this track starts www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozC...

IMPORTANT NEWS, REPORTING LIVE FROM WARSAW:

He changes the BGM when he's about to do "COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXTERMINATION!" oh my god

I did this in two less turns than my Normal mode attempt, whoops

When there's a gross bug you have to crush but you keep stepping on each others toes

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

[extremely SpongeBob narrator voice] two months later

I'm not sure it's appropriate to play Ironic in an airport, one verse in particular, but I guess Edinburgh Duty-Free disagrees.

Played about 3 hours of Pragmata and it's lovely, I relate to Diana because I would also risk life and limb to pet a cat I just met

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

LRT: I got an error that just said '! FORBIDDEN' in one of those red bars, I'm sorry for trying to look at my notifications mr website ;_;

we know

*holding hand out palm-up like I'm checking for rain* Ouh, website's broken

Anyway, threw in my Season 7 Guarantee Ticket that I got from the Mirror Dungeon achievements and pulled...

ALmost had a heart attack opening up this website and seeing I had a ton of notifications before realising 'oh the website was fucked up and I guess this is just a result of that'

"preTTy paintings for my preTTy woman" YES THAT IS ME!!! I MADE IT INTO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!

Damn, I'll never get my Gamer cabin with all these people in line!

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault