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Mein Pebble

Meine Pebble hat noch 11% Akkukapazität. Ich habe sie Mittwoch aufgeladen. Ich finde das okay für eine Smartwatch - vor allem wenn man bedenkt, dass ich sie nicht diese Woche aufgeladen habe und auch nicht in der Woche davor - sondern vor mehr als 14 Tagen.

Kids asked today when he's gonna die and I was like there's no way to know for sure but he looks like used donkey water at the moment and he could drop at any time. It will happen one day.

Sad and listening to Phoebe Bridgers what about you

[Cookie Monster] : "No, no, no, boss, it ok, you sit down, me write headline!"

Got groceries, packed the kids' lunches, got the tires changed, brought out garbage and recycling, and had a shower all before 10am. After 36 years, I think I might finally have a productive day.

Keith we’ve been doing some cursory math and it’s not looking good for you big guy

what was I supposed to do, NOT buy my teenage girlfriend a shit ton of Cartier?

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Absolutely this. It keeps being portrayed as a boycott - and maybe it is for some, but these stories are having a big influence.

I wonder if we'll ever see a bidding war on the Pope's naming rights. Pope Ferrari. Pope Palantir. Pope Walmart IV. That's my night night thought. Night night.

The villain from the first book I ever owned, Bowser from the picture book/novelization of the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie

constantly mad that the ELECTORAL COLLEGE has subjected the entire world to this psycho drama. FUCK!!!!!

Most of the time it’s just vacuuming.

Sometimes woodworking is just gluing things together

Drunk Canadian ama

Gosh Isn't Dead: Taking The L**d's Name

You have grok to be killing me

Mr. Vic Berger youtu.be/5AQGLmM6NWA?...

As someone who was also born in the late 80's and also looks like shit.... this makes me feel pretty good actually

It's also important to understand bad mayors come from the left and right. The establishment NDP are basically conservatives in their urban approach. See: bunch of downtown Toronto councillors over the years.

My old family doctor is retiring and the doctor coming into the practice to replace her is from New Jersey. I hope more and more of you can find a home up here.

I'm so confused by MAHA. Why would anyone think these people have anything worth listening to re: health? I understand they are against any kind of expertise, but why listen to these guys in particular? What about them do people find trustworthy? I'd have to get hit in the head with a hammer first.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

No one picked my fav Neil song

Happy Birthday Neil Young! @michaelstipe.bsky.social is among the 80 artists who have picked & submitted a favorite Neil Young song in Stereogum's tribute to Neil on his 80th birthday, today. Scroll through and read Michael’s pick and the story that accompanies it... stereogum.com/2476602/80-a...

if your ideology is based on the idea that it is justifiable to prey on the weak there isn't going to be a meaningful boundary you can draw between looting from the poor and sexually exploiting kids. i don't think every conservative is a pervert but that is the logical conclusion of their beliefs

I love my Pocket and I want one of these beauties

thehill.com/newsletters/... now seems like not the best time to take away The People's Drug

Why do my kids think the crust will kill them? They won't even take a bite from adjacent bread. Anything near-crust is crust to them. When I remove the crust they leave a little wobbly outer edge of normal bread.

First they open a store. Next thing you know there's a throng of podcasters blocking the sidewalk. 7-11 gangs are no joke.

Into the Roy Scheider-verse

I wonder how else you can be paid obscene amounts of money per pitch????? Some kind of professional sporting league perhaps

Jays lost in extra innings of game 7 in the world series and now it's snowing. What the fuck.

More like Gavin Goo-Son *Births Forth Soggy Abomination*

I scavenged some wood from an old torn down barn today. Pretty cool wood. But was that illegal??? There's no way to know.

It's the least of our worries, but thank fuck RFK didn't get his hands on all those diseased ostriches like he wanted

Wow O’Leary seems to be lost at sea with this changing of the guard; Google “Kevin O’Leary + boat” to find out more

Trans folks reading this: don't panic too much, the supreme court thing is about injunctions pending a larger court case Cis folks reading this: Try to understand how terrifying it is to be a minority the government openly hates, and they start fucking with your ability to *leave the country*

It's not a 1:1 comparison, but this is like if the fucking King started making law over here and the PM justified keeping parliament prorogued to let him cook, as long as it is providing positive results for Canadians

do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans DO NOT DO IT

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Everybody wants to be the founder of antifa's girlfriend

"Available in the US only" oh no dang

Looking at the Carney budget that just dropped: - slashing 40,000 public sector jobs - watering down Trudeau-era climate promises - $59 billion in new military spending - tax writeoffs for big businesses - cuts to foreign aid Yeah I can see why a Conservative would want to join the Conservatives

Dink Cheney

Goddamn 😅🥶