I made a robot to help me post my massive 20+ year archive of combat sports photos. Today is the 15 year anniversary of #UFC128, which is when Jon Jones beat Shogun Rua for the LHW title becoming the youngest champ (until very recently). www.instagram.com/p/DWErx8NgZ-E/

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

Heartbroken for Abbey and his family mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports...

I accidentally littered one tiny plastic bag in Miami last week and I can't stop thinking about it.

Everything’s coming up Millhouse! Person in my row got upgraded so I get an empty seat next to me for my flight home, wheeee!!

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

I have one of my three classes where I've emailed my professor half a dozen times this semester and have received no replies. He kept saying in lecture, "Just email me if you have any questions." WELP. I have tried all three emails given by the uni.

Grad school semester coming to a close and my finals are at the same time as a super busy fight week so I've been trying to get everything done early. I've been at my desk for 8-10 hours each day trying to get through all the reading and writing. I'm never going to finish!

Working at a coffee shop, lots of convos going on, super normal noise levels, but this guy across from me is saying every word he types out loud... I can't.

During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind

On hold with Asiana Airlines, and the recording asks customers not to say racist things to the service people, and this made me extremely sad that people need to be told this.

Yoooo I haven’t listened to regular radio in so long and I’m in an uber in Miami — the Homeland Security commercial is INSANE. What the f~~~~~~~~~~ How are stations running this nonsense propaganda

Left my phone at home so I could focus on studying. Forgot that I can't get into my campus library site without my phone because of 2FA. Silly me!

cool cool. opened up the coveredcalifornia ACA marketplace today and it looks like my premiums are going up $520 per month for my 2 person household.

I did have this on my bingo card.

to speed up my spanish re-learn I changed my nintendo switch language and did not know my fav star-loving owl in ACNH is named Estela in Spanish instead of Celeste. I knew we had so much in common, Celeste.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

THE ORGANIST IS PLAYING NEVERENDING STORY

Fireworks going off here in Gardena!!! #worldseries

PERFECT SACRIFICE BUNT BY MIGUEL ROJAS. Winning run on 3rd base with 1 out for the Dodgers. #LADvsTOR #WorldSeries

Is it just me or did I hear the organist at Dodgers stadium play Golden? No seriously! Did I hear what i just hear?!!!#Dodgers #WorldSeries #Golden #KpopDemonHunters

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...

The Alaska Native village of Kipnuk was due to receive a $20M grant from the EPA that they were going to use for flood protection. It was labelled “wasteful DEI spending” and canceled. The recent storm destroyed homes & flooded Kipnuk: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/c...

(AP) — Dozens of reporters turned in access badges and exited the Pentagon on Wednesday rather than agree to government-imposed restrictions on their work, pushing journalists who cover the American military further from the seat of its power. @apnews.com apnews.com/article/pent...

And congratulations to @jamellebouie.net for winning the American Historical Association's Tikkun Olam Prize for promoting public historical literacy www.historians.org/award-grant/...

Across three timeless albums, D'Angelo found all the right words to sing. Now, those who were influenced, inspired, and shaped by the neo-soul legend's work are searching for words of their own.

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

finally got to get back to my documentary roots this past week on assignment and feeling really fulfilled

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

I need a counter for how much of my life I have spent sitting in planes on the tarmac. “Gate is occupied” or whatever the case, pretty sure the number is significant 🤔

the shit that @pablo.show finds out will make you upset in ways you didn't think were possible end takeaway: privacy is important (true) www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2qg...

r e s p e c t 🤝 (📸: @allelbows.bsky.social)

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

Canelo Alvarez and Terence Crawford are ready for war 🇲🇽⚔️🇺🇸 (📸: @allelbows.bsky.social)

The scene at Allegiant Stadium for #CaneloCrawford

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Y'all. I watched Alien: Earth last night, and then after, I was doing laundry and a drop of water dripped onto my face from above, and I looked up slowly as if expecting a xenomorph to be above me, drooling.

A lot of my problems could be solved by getting Katamari’d

A man who worked for the U.S. military in Afghanistan and his family could be eligible for asylum in Canada — but ICE won’t release them.

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

Having breakfast at my awesome neighborhood joint and someone just came in and ordered chili cheese fries. C says, “That man woke up and chose violence, on his bowels.”

Oooooooo!!

MGM Grand Garden Arena is ready to host Pacquiao vs Barrios!

We even have a real-life experiment that proves paying farm workers a fair wage can be done. And prices went up so little, PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. In 2005, tomato pickers in FL struck a deal with Yum! Brands (Taco Bell, KFC, & others) to guarantee higher wages. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coaliti...

This helps explain why it's so hard to automate farm labor! It's not that it's too hard to make a robot pick crops. It's that humans are really, REALLY good at it. It's hard to make a robot that's BETTER at it than people.

Three from Chantelle Cameron in her win over Jessica Camara, arriving night before weigh-ins and not letting anything stop her momentum. #netflix #boxing