Not even trying to make a football joke, especially since he's a QB. But Mark Sanchez made one of the weirdest/dumbest decisions I've ever heard regarding that truck driver incident which got Sanchez stabbed, then arrested at the hospital. I get he was drunk but wtf?

Once again the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, Alex Pereira. Back like he never left. Chama. 🗿 #Poatan #UFC320

Alex Pereira cracked Ankalaev with an over hand right to the head. Rocked him bad. Then Poatan followed up with 12-6 elbows on the ground. Smashed him in 90 seconds. LIGHT WORK. #UFC320

Alex Pereira cracked Ankalaev!! POATAN IS BACK. And NEW UFC champion, AGAIN. #UFC320

I think Magomed Ankalaev, Merab Dvalishvili and Valentina Shevchenko each use 3 different variations of the same song for their UFC walkouts. #UFC320

Magomed Ankalaev is like the 205 lbs version of Fedor Emelianenko minus the Ivan Drago mystique. #UFC320

Magomed Ankalaev is arguably the best 205 lb fighter in MMA and will likely beat Alex Pereira again. But let's be real, it would be more fun if Poatan got the UFC title belt back. Chama. #UFC320

Jiri Prochazka fights like he just learned how to do moves 10 minutes before. #UFC320

Fighting Merab Dvalishvili must be what it feels like to deal with a feral labubu come to life. #UFC320

Feel for Khalil Rountree Jr. Also, Jiri Prochazka is an alien. #UFC320

Ran into Jiri Prochazka earlier today a few hours before the UFC 320 main card began. He was locked in. #UFC320

Feel for Khalil Rountree Jr. Also, Jiri Prochazka is an alien. #UFC320

Merab with the machine gun hands! #UFC320

10-9 1st round to Cory Sandhagen. #UFC320

I've each met both a few times. Really chill dudes. I think Merab wins but Cory Sandhagen is more than good enough to do the damn thing. #UFC320

AJ Styles in Vegas for the fights. 👀 #UFC320

So the butt fumble is officially no longer the silliest thing that's happened to Mark Sanchez.

Wait, what do you mean somebody stabbed Mark Sanchez?!? #USC

Bruce Buffer looks like Mr. Iguana from AAA wearing that green suit. #WWE #UFC320

Currently sitting inside a bar and yes every trope is happening. I'm eating wings and nachos while listening to other patrons proudly sing off key karaoke to a Journey song. A proper friday night in Vegas.

Today has been mentally exhausting but I'm gonna try and salvaged what I can at these UFC meet and greets, etc. #UFC320

I'll always be an optimistic, hopeful, and positive person. However, since 2024 up to now? It's been very hard finding long term reasons to be.

There's a Top Round Roast Beef joint, the only one in Vegas, right next to the New York, New York Casino. Apparently it's been here for the past year or so. Yet somehow I didn't notice it prior until TONIGHT. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Love the guts by the Rams. But when it's that close? Kick the field goal and keep the game tied. 49ers steal one. #TNF #SFvsLAR

THE RAMS FUMBLED AT THE GOAL LINE?!?! 49ERS BALL! #TNF #SFvsLAR

Who is arguing that Merab Dvalishvili is the GOAT at UFC Bantamweight right now? I think he's great but slow down. #UFC320

I think that's Diana Belbita here asking a question as media. She used to fight in the UFC. Dana White called her and I don't think he recognized her. lol #UFC320

I don't know if you all heard it on the UFC YouTube stream but someone sitting a few rows behind me loudly shouted "Dana oil me up" at Dana White. MMA fans stays the most UNSERIOUS fanbase. #UFC320

Poatan Pereira in the building. Chama. 🗿 #UFC320 #PressConference

Only a few hundred inside MGM Grand right now for this UFC 320 press conference. But the 180 flip from fans booing Merab Dvalishvili to cheering him is interesting. #UFC320

Don Callis Family is becoming AEW's version of the nWo but in 'reverse' where the young talent such as Takeshita and Kyle Fletcher are groomed as center pieces. Okada added prestige. It's almost the perfect faction for Andrade El Idolo to join in his return. #AEWDynamite

"Never really been political?" Somebody please explain to Jimmy Fallon that making fun of political figures on both sides, as well as having them on as guests, addressing national tragedies such as school shootings, etc means his show is inherently political whether he realizes it or not.

Once again, hoping the universe returns the good faith energy I give out.

It's been 8 years now. A reminder ever since October 1, 2017 that this isn't just the city where the worst mass shooting ever took place. But of how Las Vegas is home to a real community of decent people who care for and looked out for each other. #VegasStrong #October1st

Glad that situation got defused. All because a register wouldn't allow a common sense solution. Feel bad for these employees at this Wendy's.

Whether the Minnesota Lynx won the 2025 WNBA title or not doesn't change the validity of everything Napheesa Collier mentioned in her statement nor her point. They simply add context.

Cathy Engelbert can not do anything to Napheesa Collier other than maybe issue a fine. Which is terrible PR optics anyway as Pheesa said nothing overtly derogatory or rude. It was perfect and brilliant. #WNBA

Napheesa Collier going scorched Earth on WNBA Commish Cathy Engelbert with the greatest 'To whom it may concern' letter of all time. 🤌🏼🔥

This week did not need a double header on Monday Night Football. #CINvsDEN #NYJvsMIA

That Tyreek Hill broken leg. Bruh. 😬 #NYJvsMIA

I thought Darren Waller retired? Yet there he is catching a TD pass for the Miami Dolphins. #MNF #NYJvsMIA

The Micah Parsons revenge game ends in a draw. #SNFonNBC #GBvsDAL

Pass interference penalty is too inconsistent in the NFL. They could've flagged Bland vs Wicks. It was close. #SNFonNBC #GBvsDAL

Micah Parsons gets to Dak Prescott and stopped him scoring a TD in overtime. Can't book it more ideal. #SNFonNBC #GBvsDAL

Tolbert caught that. Toe drag. Incredible. #SNFonNBC #GBvsDAL

TOLBERT CAUGHT THAT?!? #SNFonNBC #GBvsDAL

McManus. Money. Tie game. More football. #GBvsDAL #SNFonNBC

George Pickens picked a hell of a game to show out for the Dallas Cowboys. #GBvsDAL #SNFonNBC

Go home Cowboys vs Packers you are DRUNK. #GBvsDAL #SNFonNBC

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! Bears blocked it. Chicago is gonna steal one in Vegas. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #CHIvsLV #RaiderNation