Some days I regret choosing the red pill.

Dear Mr Trump ...

"Sir, it's CEEFAUX" "What?" "They've gone MORE NICHE sir" "Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...

FFS, it's 30th December !!

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

Whatever their reasons, wasting food like this is a slap in the face to struggling families. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No inconvemience at all.

Bargain ! What could possibly go wrong ?

"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer. Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...

"Let us not forget, Baldrick, that you solved the problem of your mother's low ceilings by cutting off her head" Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nothing else has happened in Norfolk for 267 years.

Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

Stumbled on this work of genius.

It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.

Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is… (thanks brain)

🎵 I don't care if Monday's grey Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey Thursday's also pretty grey It's Friday I'm a dog

My main lesson from the #Rayner stamp duty issue, is how horribly complicated and unclear the UK tax laws are.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

I'm 110% committed to accurate figures. 😉

"bof" is actually in the French dictionary. I always thought it was a stereotype by the English.

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

Just, why ?

At the supermarket the other day, a woman asked her child (3-4 yo) "Shall we buy some food ?" Child emphatically replies " No !"

I look up to him because he's a dryer. I look down on him because he only washes 9kg.

Hi! My name is Monica and I'm a landscape painter from Canada 🇨🇦 This is my art, let me know what you think!

Is soup gay?

It's Radio 2. It's never the last time.

If you want to know what the 80s were like, watch "Letter to Brezhnev".

I'm not sure whether things have gone "1984" or "Lord of the Flies". It's most certainly not "Anne of Green Gables"

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The type of Prime Minister we need now ...

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

Word of the day "Pariah" - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...

If Trump is deporting foreigners, please start with this lot.

How was anyone doing over 50mph on the M25 ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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I'm intrigued to see whether there are 12 people in Britain who think she didn't. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Terry Pratchett's "Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socio-economic unfairness". The best quote I've ever read about why being poor can be so expensive.

BBC News - Can you solve the GCHQ Christmas challenge? www.bbc.com/news/article...