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Neil
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Some days I regret choosing the red pill.
10 days ago
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Dear Mr Trump ...
13 days ago
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CEEFAUX
24 days ago
"Sir, it's CEEFAUX" "What?" "They've gone MORE NICHE sir" "Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
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"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
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Rubio says US not at war with Venezuela, as Maduro set to appear in New York court on Monday - live updates
The secretary of state says the US will retain
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26 days ago
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FFS, it's 30th December !!
about 1 month ago
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Durrell
about 1 month ago
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Flups
about 2 months ago
“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
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Mr. Oil Man, start your machines
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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about 2 months ago
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Whatever their reasons, wasting food like this is a slap in the face to struggling families.
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Four arrested over defacing of Crown Jewels display case at Tower of London
The group Take Back Power says its members poured custard and apple crumble on the display.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpd61w22e3no
about 2 months ago
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No inconvemience at all.
about 2 months ago
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Bargain ! What could possibly go wrong ?
about 2 months ago
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How to make the perfect roast potatoes 🔥🥔 #potatoes #christmas #xmasdinner
YouTube video by The Fitness Chef
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about 2 months ago
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Eva Amsen
about 2 months ago
"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer. Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
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"Let us not forget, Baldrick, that you solved the problem of your mother's low ceilings by cutting off her head" Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped.
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Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy7vdvrnnvzo
2 months ago
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Nothing else has happened in Norfolk for 267 years.
2 months ago
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Bremain in Spain
3 months ago
Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
3 months ago
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
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Stumbled on this work of genius.
4 months ago
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Yorkshire Tea
4 months ago
It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.
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christhebarker
4 months ago
Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is… (thanks brain)
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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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4 months ago
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Friz Frizzle
5 months ago
🎵 I don't care if Monday's grey Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey Thursday's also pretty grey It's Friday I'm a dog
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My main lesson from the
#Rayner
stamp duty issue, is how horribly complicated and unclear the UK tax laws are.
5 months ago
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Private Eye Magazine
5 months ago
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like
YouTube video by Chinese with Jessie
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5 months ago
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I'm 110% committed to accurate figures. 😉
5 months ago
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"bof" is actually in the French dictionary. I always thought it was a stereotype by the English.
5 months ago
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Al Yankovic
6 months ago
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
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Just, why ?
6 months ago
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At the supermarket the other day, a woman asked her child (3-4 yo) "Shall we buy some food ?" Child emphatically replies " No !"
6 months ago
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I look up to him because he's a dryer. I look down on him because he only washes 9kg.
7 months ago
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Monica Morrill
7 months ago
Hi! My name is Monica and I'm a landscape painter from Canada 🇨🇦 This is my art, let me know what you think!
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🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️
8 months ago
Is soup gay?
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9 months ago
It's Radio 2. It's never the last time.
add a skeleton here at some point
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If you want to know what the 80s were like, watch "Letter to Brezhnev".
10 months ago
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I'm not sure whether things have gone "1984" or "Lord of the Flies". It's most certainly not "Anne of Green Gables"
11 months ago
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Jay Foreman
11 months ago
MAP MEN BOOK!!! 🗺️ 📖 @markcooperjones and I are excited to announce we are releasing a MAP MEN BOOK this Autumn - all about maps that went wrong. We haven’t designed the cover yet. Pre-order your copy here
lnk.to/MapMen
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The type of Prime Minister we need now ...
11 months ago
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#theykilledmartin
11 months ago
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Hank Green
12 months ago
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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Word of the day "Pariah" -
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Netanyahu meets US lawmakers as Trump set to sanction International Criminal Court
Donald Trump will sign an executive order imposing sanctions on the ICC for targeting the US and allies such as Israel, the BBC understands.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg4zwwez9et
12 months ago
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If Trump is deporting foreigners, please start with this lot.
12 months ago
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How was anyone doing over 50mph on the M25 ?
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Drivers caught speeding at 164mph told to stop being 'selfish'
At least 24,000 drivers were detected speeding at over 100mph in five years, police data shows.
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about 1 year ago
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Film director David Lynch dies at 78, family says
The Oscar-nominated writer and filmmaker is famous for the film Mulholland Drive and the TV series Twin Peaks.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly9vymjexvo
about 1 year ago
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I'm intrigued to see whether there are 12 people in Britain who think she didn't.
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Liz Truss legal threat to Starmer over claim she crashed economy
No 10 insists millions of people share Sir Keir's view of the Truss government's economic record.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7r7pjy8j1o
about 1 year ago
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Lord Arse! 🕹️
about 1 year ago
Terry Pratchett's "Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socio-economic unfairness". The best quote I've ever read about why being poor can be so expensive.
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BBC News - Can you solve the GCHQ Christmas challenge?
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GCHQ Christmas challenge 2024: Can you solve the puzzle?
The spy agency has released its notoriously tricky annual Christmas puzzle.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwypg29358jo
about 1 year ago
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