TWO NEW TEAS!! Sorry for shouting. We're just a bit giddy. One tastes like cake. One tastes like pudding. Both taste like tea, because they are tea. More details 👇

Can the employee on desk 237B PLEASE wash their mug? Whatever’s growing in there has started asking for a salary.

It’s your turn to make the tea. Don’t argue.

Drink coffee. #NationalOppositeDay

Can't wait for February to start so we can quit the gym again.

It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.

This is how you travel.

Are you Gold or Decaf? ANSWER ME!!

Such a silly question. Everyone knows tea's not grown - it's mined. www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comm...

It's National Biscuit Day, which means you're obliged to eat biscuits - and nothing but biscuits - for 24 hours. Anyone caught breaking the rules will be immediately arrested by a police officer dressed as a giant Hobnob. #NationalBiscuitDay

This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is... “Strasbourg.”

Tie down your teapots, everybody!

Sorry, it was us.

This is huge!

Are we doing this right? #NationalTeaDay

If this ever happens to you, hand in your resignation immediately. Nobody should have to work under those conditions.

And take your mug on the way out. 📷 instagram.com/rosiewillan

Just a reminder that taking 80 tea bags into work every Monday is a guaranteed way to get promoted. 📷 instagram.com/alice_cary

Blocked and reported.

Ping! Welcome to a new era in tea. This is Yorkshire Tea Microbrew. No more waiting for the kettle to boil like an idiot - our patented microwave BrewpouchTM is pre-infused and piping hot in just 60 seconds. Available in Original, Gold and Caramelised Biscuit. Join the #Teavolution

Eclipse schmeclipse. What's actually happened here is that the Tea Gods have taken a bite out of the Magical Space Biscuit.

Strongly contemplating just having eight custard creams for breakfast.

This just in: Biscuit Brew officially better than actual biscuits.

Yes, we’ve got a giant box of Decaf in the office. What of it?

*Salutes*

And if it’s not in the rooms, they should lose a star.

Today we're handing out tea to babies! Wait, that can't be right... *Checks email* OK, sorry. Today we're handing out decaf tea at a baby show. To grown ups. Phew.

We're happy with an open relationship.

You can't help but make this face when you hold this much tea. Its power is too great. 📷 twitter.com/luceishere_

We also think this, but we're biased.

This shop’s in New York. NEW YORK of all places! Not to be confused with actual York, which is just down the road from us. 📷 instagram.com/myersofkeswick

Who'd buy this if we made it into a Valentine's Day card? #ValentinesDay

Just a dog inspecting some decaf. 📷 instagram.com/Bingothebear

Better than a pay rise.

This is a very good shop. 📷 instagram.com/slim_it_to_win_it

Somebody call the tea police!

Apparently there's this stuff called "coffee" that people are getting into, so we headed to Leeds University yesterday to hand out loads of tea and put a stop to all that nonsense.

How do we all feel about this?

On the one hand, that’s a good portion of tea. On the other hand: no. 📷 twitter.com/luceishere_

Rumour has it the Nintendo Switch 2 has an inbuilt kettle.

The left one's normal. The right ones decaf. Lick your screen and you'll see they both taste exactly the same.

It's fine to have chocolate orange and mulled wine for breakfast, right? (Obviously we chuck a tea bag in the wine, we're not animals).

No.

20 cups a day is impressive. Tempted to offer him a year's supply, but we'd have to send it in a lorry.

Meanwhile over on Twitter, someone's making tea in an air fryer. It's like the last days of Rome.

Apparently it might snow next week. If it does, you can stay warm by glueing between four and eight freshly made cups of tea to the insides of your trousers.

We promise never to do this to you.