Interesting approach

Hey #laravel friends! @ericlbarnes.com and I just hatched up a series of posts for @laravelnews.com called 12 Days of Eloquent So what tips would you include or elusive details that you'd want me to dig into?

"Fuck Indeed." said Pooh.

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

God rest ye, merry cheesemongers! Let nothing ye dismay! Remember us, your cheese eaters, as we eat this holiday!

Ten billion percent agreed!!!!

Ver 1.0 of Tree shipped today! Happy holidays! #buildinpublic

The Real Origin of the Action Pattern.. youtu.be/-XE6IxiIhj0?...

Clean PHP code or faster delivery today? 🤔

Really appreciated this. Please #signalboost www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...

Researchers have found two new vulnerabilities in React Server Components while attempting to exploit the patches last week. These are new issues, separate from the critical CVE last week. The patch for React2Shell remains effective for the Remote Code Execution exploit.

My hero of 2025

Abide

I've been telling people "six figures does *not* mean what it used to" for a while but this video does a better job than I ever could of explaining just how much that's changed. www.youtube.com/shorts/X-NGm... (via @imanivaughnjones.bsky.social)

If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity

I'm a long-time follower of @gruber.foo and Daring Fireball and that's where I learned that Apple is getting a shakeup at the top of UX/HI. Here's hoping! Apple hasn't followed their own HI guidelines in many years. Gruber's article is excellent. daringfireball.net/2025/12/bad_...

Hey 🏗️, It’s been a wild 24 hours. I lost a sizable new customer yesterday, which stings even though you understand it. Then today, I gained a customer worth more than 3x that amount. Building a SaaS is an emotional ride🎢. The swings are real. #buildinpublic

Heads up lovely laravel friends. Exactly 90 days to Laracon EU

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I stuck this on my office wall a couple of weeks ago. Even with this in my face every day, I still find myself reluctant to publish stuff I’m writing. Best way to get better at dealing with this situation is to write and publish over and over.

HARU IS MISSING IN HOBOKEN: 30 pounds and last seen near Willow and 8th Avenues. If you've seen or found her please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT HARU!

HAPPY DAY OF CONSUMPTION AND GRATITUDE. I figure, sure, why not do a day-appropriate apple review. As such, you get -- GRANNY SMITH. Enjoy, and have a glorious eatingsday appletime.

timeline cleaning

When you weren't ready to take down the Halloween decorations. 💀 🦃

Anybody out there who hacks Stripe or Polar have any tied what's up here?

Holy shit: “We have created a system where the only way to survive is to be destitute enough to qualify for aid, or rich enough to ignore the cost. Everyone in the middle is being cannibalized.”

Take my money

It's easy to insert a new column after a specific column in your MySQL table, but what if you want to insert it at the very beginning? Here's how! masteringlaravel.io/daily/2025-1...

Marlboro: yesssss it is also against our TOS to get cancer from smoking our cigarettes

Laravel 12.40 adds a powerful improvement, you can now pause and resume specific queues without stopping all workers. 🚦 Perfect for handling flaky APIs, maintenance tasks, heavy jobs, or rate limiting scenarios. 🛑 More control, less disruption. ⚡

Just because you weren’t alive the last time these diseases killed hundreds of thousands of children doesn’t mean they won’t kill hundreds of thousands more. Please, if you love your children, get them vaccinated.

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

The Difference Between ?: and ?? in PHP 🚀 ashallendesign.co.uk/blog/php-ter...

I sure hope it’s real.

☕ c h e e r s

huge mail day over here

Happy Caturday Everyone

🎉 php 8.5 is out! bringing new stuff like the pipe operator, closures in attributes, and more… congrats php internals and the whole community! Full review: youtu.be/M1ksgzGbS60?...

“My dad is so old…” “How old is he?” “He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”

❓ @ianlandsman.com how many laravel new 's this week?

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

HEAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

“We’re selling the drill, to make a hole.” “We’re really selling holes; the drill is only the means.” The customer may want a hole, but they didn’t search for “hole” on Google. They’re buying a drill.

Good advice in many circumstances 🤣

Or maybe Neo wakes up and all the agents are various James Bond instances

It really was a great conference

Good morning all you lovely Bluesky friends. Here have a little joy.

Alright, @ianlandsman.com's wife requested there be a horse in this @mostlytechnical.com cartoon video, so I cut a new (shorter) version with some new scenes. 😄 #laravel new youtu.be/5JaQIOvYrfg