No truer words #booksky

in my homunculus era

a muni bus is a kind of bug. to me

putting the word witch on a high shelf until white women can be normal about it

big fan of fermentation

the bible was actually invented for queer people to bastardize and reclaim wrong

the entirety of gerudo town could have their way with me

I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever

Apparently, I used the phrase "out of spoons" when talking to my mother. Apparently, she wasn't aware of the metaphorical use. I just got these in the mail.

A cybertruck came through the drive thru today at work all the teenage girls I work with mocked it and the driver nature is healing 😌

i don’t know, this shirt might be a little too short, but what do yall think?

cuuuuuteeee oh my gosh

stupid bastard muni driver made direct eye contact with me crossing the street to get to his train and drove off anyways so i’m evil now

it's called great Britain and not good Britain for the same reason that you can call something a great tragedy but not a good tragedy

u giving head prayer style or sniper

in the last ten minutes i’ve walked past a Whole Sandwich sat naked on a stair and an opened but Nearly Full beer. i am being Haunted by a Well Meaning but Confused Angel

everyone cheers when they hear the sausage is from MEAT LLC

FREE MY GIRL!!!

You claim to support trans people and yet you wont give me a little kiss on the forehead. Curious

Breaking News: birds are real

reskeet to give a trans woman a little treat

it wasn’t even her home btw. this was all solidarity. what an absolute queen. 🥲

i came here to smonk weag and jank off and baby I'm all outta weag

just saw a little green guy and a little green gal running around beneath a silver disc on my lawn

He's sleepy...

god made you the way you are so that you could transition. to remain cisgender is to defy god

FYI this is originally from a tweet by a Jewish Trans writer named Julian K Jarboe. Here's the original: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason he made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine: because he wants humanity to share in the act of creation."

being lightly dommed by the build a bear employee when she tells me to kiss the little heart thingie before we put it in the bear

reverse striptease where i throw you a shirt to put on

the supreme court is bad folks

i’m gonna go back in time and kill the first bastard to write a cover letter

call my girl sprinkles the way i’m telling the whole airport i love her

it can be good for multiple things!

tr… trans tummy tuesday? hopefully this isn’t only a girl thing!

babe just smoke some weed and masturbate about it

head stop hurting challenge ULTRA HARD EDITION!! (GONE WRONG😱😱😱)

you’re holding your hands up with your wrists limp because you’re gay, i’m doing it because my hands are wet and i have sensory issues. we are not the same

the queer version of the orgasm gap is between those of us who have to take antidepressants and thise who don’t