I do a stretch for my lower back and it's almost concerning the amount of popping I hear if it didn't feel so damn good

Why does my back hurt doing house shit but not like say when I go for a walk or workout

yeeping on the yob

being happy because it's time to pour a cup of coffee:]

when you had a magazine with cheat codes at the arcade nba jam machine

Would you rather be able to fly but can only fly 3 feet above the ground Or Would you rather be able to teleport but you can only teleport to exact places you’ve taken shits

All my smokes is holy

All my bleus are sacre

I feel like a day and a half has past and it's almost noon

I feel like a day has already passed and it's not even noon

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summer freezing cold shower my beloved

no jest for the dreary

PAKU!!!!

it's lookin real orange and dusty outside but i aint got time to witness

Getting closer to done. Just the left side to do 11x14 pen and paper #wip #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark

Feels damn good to be in a state that has unemployment insurance for striking workers! washingtonstatestandard.com/briefs/six-m...

cant afford it? no problem you always have time! introducing chronopay the only credit card that siphons your actual life force in exchange for legal tender 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦! 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘺! ᶜʰʳᵒⁿᵒᵖᵃʸ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗᵃⁿᵉᵒᵘˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵒʳ ᵇᵘʳᶦᵃˡ ˢᵉʳᵛᶦᶜᵉˢ

Nick offerman looks like leo dicaprio in different lights in margos got money trouble lol

I break rules within reason but i dont think time and distance are a reason to take up a handicap parking spot even if theres 5 of them and theyre all free. Much less if you’re in gym attire. Run your ass from a regular spot to the restaurant then

how to clicker train your dragon

v1.0.12 Changelog: - for fun :)

we are bringing whimsy back to git commit messages

i don’t know any williams so why am i paying so many bills?

If they can have it I share everything I eat with my dogs

I've always wanted to shout "It's alive!" when my abominable creation of flesh reanimates under the craft of my hand

if I was the main character in Total Recall I simply would have stayed home and loved my wife instead

I did in fact go out in a haboob to pick up weed. Why do you ask?

Haboobin like a mothafucka

WIT NESS!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys.. mitch is not a turtle... That's not very nice to turtles

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Every time I think about Swizz Beatz