it'd be great if you could get off Substack

If you use substack I judge you the same as if you use 'X'

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Look, I’m sure she is a nice lady who found some financial benefit to the tax cut on her tips but please don’t insult my intelligence by suggesting that she was suddenly able to cover CANCER TREATMENTS with the money she saved on tips.

Journalists know that losing the Wayback Machine would be a nightmare: www.wired.com/story/the-in...

It’s a great moment to remember that in the leadup to this popular uprising, the first major gut-punch was delivered by Budapest Pride. Poetic justice. 🇭🇺🏳️‍🌈

Hey @euronews.com you still chill about giving a third your screen to this guy?

100K but the point still stands.

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

A reminder for all the pearl clutching Republicans who’ve suddenly decided that sexual misconduct is a red line… Long before he was found liable of sexual abuse (which he was), your guy bragged openly about grabbing women by the pussy. And you made him president. Twice.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

“Babe, what are you talking about? Of course your birthday is on the 12th. It’s always been the 12th. You sound crazy right now.”

Kind of funny how Alex Jones said Trump had “early onset dementia.” The guy is 80 years old. That’s regular onset dementia dude. He’s old as shit

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

Don’t give me this “we can’t protest because of violent suppression.” I live in Minneapolis and they actually executed our people. Do you know what happened? Even more people showed out

This is catastrophic.

Nobody assumes the CEO of Toyota must be some sort of brilliant engineer, but we have for some reason developed this collective notion that being a successful tech CEO must make you a tech genius.

I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

A reminder that this is the same "unhinged" war and President the Daily Mail has spent weeks berating Keir Starmer for not joining and following

US exceptionalism at its best is thinking the US is under military rule (its not) and its citizens are helpless when other countries with *real* state police somehow seem to do more than phone calls.

Lol. Imagine booking a nazi to headline all 3 nights of your festival and having no backup plan. Ha ha ha ha. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

I think they should create a new city specifically for the purpose what becomes a memorial afterwards. Or just convert Belle Fourche from the "geographic centre of the nation" to the "justice centre of the nation" Or you know just do it in the Hague because the US can't be trusted.

I guess copy paste works so long as you change the last line.

As a Gen-Xer I thought I was fairly immune to the impending threat of nuclear war since basically my entire childhood was some nuclear threat or another. Still it's weird somehow that no one is discussing fallout shelters or planning for nuclear winter when arguably the threat today is worse.

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

Dear BBC News it is not a "Wireless controversy" it is a Nazi controversy. West released a song called Heil Hitler, and sold merchandise featuring the swastika. www.bbc.com/news/article...

In case you were wondering why Musk delayed the next Starship launch (again) until after SpaceX's IPO. Or maybe Musk just told SpaceX to run the Raptor 3 engine to destruction because he was jealous of Artemis II getting all the attention.

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

Okay so here’s my actual Bluesky-is-dying hypothesis: The entire web is dying. Users don't want their every interaction to be tracked and monetised. So they use private message groups to share the things they used to share on social media. They don't like or reshare things on social media.

Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked

This is the reason Peter Thiel and his buddies killed Gawker. Writing about open secrets was the entire point of the website.

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

Regret to report that the Telegraph is at it again.

Oh no. Anyway.

Oh so now copyright matters.

I will never subscribe to Disney+, Amazon or Netflix mainly because they pay Samsung to add buttons to their remote that cannot be disabled and are placed in such a way that at least once a day someone hits one accidentally and fires up a service we don't subscribe to. Screw them all.

You know what would be funny? Since Trump is obsessed with his club that's really his home and now basically the White House south the next US President should make it official and compulsory purchase it to make it an official government building remove the gold and kick out all the MAGA members.

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

New Brexit metaphor just dropped.

AI will take over the world and is worth billions.

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

When we reported terrorist posts and accounts, Musk’s platform left 93% of them on the site: https://goodlaw.social/220z

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

But look how happy he is

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.