It's been a Monday. Here, enjoy watching these red pandas doing red panda things. #redpanda

they don't know i'm quitting in a couple months 🔥

all i want to do is have orgasms and make art

one. two. three. dicks in my mouth. general public can disregard.

I'm gonna be honest the "we cannot tell trans kids that they'll die if they don't get care" thing doesn't reflect a real thing that trans kids are in danger of being told. It seems more like mostly-cis people have realised how badly they've fucked it for us, but they want us to shut up about it

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

make his ass sad

liberals every time another escalation of fascism happens in america

i think this would change me permanently

the money counter ding is not very exciting anymore. i want drugs and fulfillment

You have to be such a loser to look at everything happening and say throwing rocks at the ICE trucks is the problem. Go get a soft serve ice cream, loser. Leave the big issues to grownups.

tell the pigs to quit rioting

This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

wtf is this

It's basically "homophobia makes you ugly and you could actually dress for your shape."

I'm so so sorry my balls and my dick taste like bacon

when they have a based opinion but their perspective on a different thing is totally fucked

they gotta start selling edibles with boner pills

i wanna be cringe man i wanna be more cringe. i want people to see me and get all weird. i want em to sweat. i wanna give off a fuckeing vibe man

be a slut or dont. i dont care. i will be a slut though

i am a content grater

my blood is composite 90% plasma 10% plastic and it's all thanks to this industrial ass lifestyle

worthless fucking country

i will yiff your customer support ai chatbot for free

Seeing straight people go like 'well my partner isn't that hot but they're nice' is kinda funny (and sure, I agree, being hot isn't the most important factor). Me, I think my partners are so beautiful it's shocking that they are real, in addition to being kind and talented. We're not the same, etc.

change the world, give me $20

i have never misused a computer system in my life

fix your priorities or suffer at your own hand

where is that twink scientilogist in the fighting movie. i need to pummel his ass

“There is more to being an American than buying cheap crap” no I promise you there is not. If there ever was more to it than that, that era is long gone. This was the deal imposed upon us in the 80s: everyone will get poorer and everything will get worse, but Walmart will be full of cheap stuff.

i get political..sucks for your zodiac sign

nazis 🤝 pro-cop queers justifying raids on drag shows

Get tested get on prep

just ran over an artificial intelligence with my car!

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

careful who you choose to ally with out of convenience

banned from walmart supercenter plattsburgh ny

None of you in queer adjacent, leftist discords dare give them the scan of your ID or your face so you can view "mature content"; doing so would be extremely fucking stupid and endanger you and everyone else on the server.

sometimes.. i jus be sayin shit

Instead of /her/.. Have some Pedro 🩷

hotpot got me stuffed. wouldn't mind another studying stuffing

saint jhn

fight while you can but have a plan you leave oomfies

i yearn to leave!

cw holy shit: i think loli is bad actually pls do not interact with me if u are into that shit

none of that means i stop helping the people around me