Kirk was not a politician, he never ran for office, never worked for communities, sacrificed heroically nor did he create important policy or scholarly political theories. He was a millionaire soc med/pop cult propagandist for white christian supremacy. so why would he get hero treatment

You made a typo? Relax. This is all a simulation and you're just one of the glitchy NPCs

Her: You never loved me. You just wanted my reskeets! Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.

She's a 10 but uses "devil's advocate" like a safe word

If life gives you lemons, eat the sticker to assert dominance

Oh sweetie, you're not behind in life. You're just early to the global collapse.

The five stages of burnout, but it's just me saying "I'm fine" with increasing volume

Every time I drink water I imagine my organs cheering like characters in a Pixar movie

Haven’t been this into a new show since season one of Ted Lasso. The cast, a mix of fresh faces and familiar ones, brings tons of heart and the feels. Another solid win for Apple TV+. About 5 hours long, definitely binge-worthy. Stick - ★★★★½

Some mysteries of the galaxy should stay hidden #StarWars

If intrusive thoughts crank up your anxiety because she shook you all night long, you might have a touch of OCDC

🏌️🦈👽⚰️ #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Letterboxd #filmsky

we used to be a country - a proper country. bring back pop-up headlights you cowards.

cool cat

if you can't handle me at my skibidi then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my labubu

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

That quiet joy when a mutual unfollows you and you can finally return the favor and vanish from each other's lives like it never happened. No drama, no guilt, just peace.

He's a 10 but he improperly rounds up his bluesky score from

hey girl are you a pint of bougie ice cream

I'm only a nevernude when I'm working. The rest of the time I'm kindanude. For special occasions full-on alwaysnude.

A Thai bukkake but it's just me with Sriracha all over my face

Meanwhile Tesla has literal human sensors sitting in the passenger seat of their robotaxis so they can intervene if the car tries to kill someone

( . Y . Y . ) ← Martian boobs #TotalRecall

This coffee's the tits

Remember when Elon called that British cave diver "pedo guy" and got sued but then backed an actual pedo guy and now acts like they barely know each other because it's bad for business haha wild times

Give me the silent treatment and I'll take that to mean you finally understand me.

If your hair looks like crinkle fries, I may or may not dip it in ketchup.

Tesla currently offers "demo rides" in a small section of a small city with about 20 supervised robotaxis. Think about what an insane statement this is to make with 5 months left in the year.

I'm looking at a photo of wolves and I hear dogs howling outside and thought I was having a stroke

Surely you can't be serious.

Face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Alexa, write down the bangers I think of when I'm lying awake in bed at 3am

Naming your Labubu Leebeebee unlocks the magic

Not emotionally distant, just emotionally uninterested

added some audio 🎵

Did a tremendous nap today and rewarded myself with this for a job well done

If anyone asks why you don't go to church anymore just send them this

As baffling as Hollywood's Jared Leto fixation is I gotta admit the new Tron Ares trailer actually slaps

Happy 49th birthday to the actor who plays Doctor Strange in the MCU, what's his name...

This is my fighting style