Gentlemen, it is a mistake to watch Heated Rivalry. I just pronounced 'tomorrow' the Canadian way and it felt foul upon my tongue.

Me, to the other players in my D&D group every week:

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

Just standard monopoly bullshit. When they think they've got the market cornered and you have no choice but to patronize them, the abuses start. Walmart would put up a store in towns, undercut the mom-n-pops until they shuttered, then jack the prices up when they became the only game in town.

Trump now:

They're playing in our faces and I am over it

Hey are the lemon pigs working for anyone. are the lemon pigs pulling their weight yet

Who among us has not stanned Queen Latifah, really

Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someone’s FB profile photo, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

TONIGHT IN D&D: Freshly teleported into The Abyss, the party fought a demon made of evil blood, and my gnome druid was CRUSHED BY A GIANT SERPENT for the second day in a row. We triumphed and returned home to SINGING?? The People have taken up our cause! Huzzah! (I was still crushed though)

YESTERDAY IN D&D: My gnome druid recovered from getting CRUSHED BY A SHADOW DRAGON by getting incredibly high with the sorcerer and partying with the Dwarven king. We were then sucked into a set of cursed playing cards and now we're all in the abyss.

Serious thing for folks to consider is, particularly for marginalized people, Grudges Are Self-Defense. What you may be interpreting as pettiness is probably closer aligned to "You have demonstrated you're not to be trusted." And knowing who REALLY has your back is more important that ever.

Therapy: - Expensive - Some therapists are plain shit - Limited availability Yelling at the Moon: - Free - Proven stress-reliever - Not against the law if you go deep enough into the woods - Ignore that howl. It's NOT a werewolf - No, you're not being stalked! Don't be paranoid! - Don't turn around

So from my perspective, that "Golden" song from Demon Hunters is destined to join "Love On Top" in: Songs You Think You Can Do At Karaoke But You Are Mistaken

The U.S. is not a represenative democracy. An overwhelming majority of voters want Mediare for All, AI regulation, and for an end to the Israeli genocide in Gaza. Yet these positions are not only not taken up by our so-called represenatives: they are not even debated.

If there is any community that deserves free boneless wings, it's the trans community

Only eight hours a day of sunlight is brutal. Curses upon this entire season/ tilt of the earth

Truly and sincerely: Go back to where you came from.

Yes, everything is shittier, more expensive, and more and more stuff requires you to pay a subscription shakedown fee to operate it, but hey, the sloplords are richer!

Blumhouse pitch meeting:

Fábio Gomes Trindade is a Brazilian street artist who blends street art with nature; incorporating branches and flowers as living parts of his murals. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

it'll be so easy for me to never touch an EA game ever again

Listen, this meme is nerd shit (a good thing) but even without context I think it's funny.

LET IT NOT BE SAID THAT SAM IS NOT A HEALER #CriticalRoleSpoilers

At the very least, no one can call this combat "boring"! #CriticalRoleSpoilers

One day I will watch another Rahul Kohli performance where his character survived until the end, but it was not this day.

The power went out in my town for just over an hour. While everything was dark I saw two falling stars. Sometimes things can be beautiful.

I have a better Reagan quote for you: "Ow, ow, the pain, the horrible pain, I'm in eternal pain because I am literally in hell for all the lives I destroyed as President, ow, ow, ow."

I have no one else to tell this to but I just ate the single most delicious apple I've had in YEARS.

Historically, this kind of behavior against peaceful union protests often resulted in things catching fire or being destroyed that were very expensive. Often more expensive than simply paying people adequately. Would be unfortunate if people repeated history rather than learning from it

TIL Lynda Carter was in Fallout 4. That’s very cool.

SAME

I’m like 87% sure this was a prop in the first season of The Good Place

A waterfall with a treasure behind it!

Tonight Robbie Daymond is dressed like the scumbag ex boyfriend who ruined your life. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a more transparently corrupt government and I'm from India

Critical Role fans are not ready for everything in episode 6 of The Mighty Nein.

Either this administration won't last 3 more years or the Union won't, but at this pace it's clear it can't be both

The Supreme Court is an illegitimate body.

This may sound obvious, but since I don't have kids I never put together the fact that Ms. Rachel is the new Mr. Rogers. I'm glad kids have her.

When you definitely are not reporting to Shredder

Me, high, watching Pluribus: Is everyone dogs? I'll be so mad if everyone are dogs.

Electric Roaster Instructions: do not open roaster to check on the turkey, as this will allow heat and moisture to escape. Orpheus: *sweating*

shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron

Seattle in November

Is it just me or are the vibes rancid today?

@aulicarvalho.bsky.social hey girl if you ever come back to this website, amazing job on #TheMightyNein

D&D campaign idea: A "Sister Act" campaign where all the PCs are Bard/Cleric Multiclass. They can fight capitalism (as is right) or any other horror of the world.

My nose is currently unblocked but this is TOO REAL