Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS" banger

you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!

love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!

Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!

calling into to work to tell my boss I can't come in today because I have brown liquid

Yeah I read theory *drinks Pepsi*

how can you not be romantic about baseball, rye bread, mustard, and salami bsky.app/profile/bria...

A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now

People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women

Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.

pretty offended that the guy in front of me at the stoplight with the “ask me about the microplastics in my balls” bumper sticker just took off and didn’t take any questions

ripley's can't believe it's not butter

I wish there was a notification for nobody interacting with my post so I could get one little dopamine hit before I return to sadness for no one interacting with my post.

Freedom, ultimately, is mundane. It's boring. It's about being with who you want and being who you want without being harassed. It's about going to the grocery store and using the bathroom without anybody having a conniption at you. It's about not being shot by cops or kidnapped and renditioned.

HES NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER

I got this flyer on my car a few weeks ago and I think I'm going to frame it.

Quick, somebody add John Kruk to the war plans group chat!

I’ve long been a hater of any NBA team having 2 mascots. Today I’ve been given the best (and only reasonable, tbh) explanation for this.

Also, shoutout Home Movies. This went from being hilariously stupid 20 years ago to legit meaningful in 2025. Nice work New York Times! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFEL...

Seriously, wtf is this bullshit? Breaking News: Jeremy Internet Guy suggested there likely will be no inquiry into whether the donut hole he ate off the kitchen floor was there for more than the generally accepted "3 seconds". Ethically vapid stuff. Impressively bad.

Out doing yard work on a beautiful day. This song just came on--one of my favorites from last year. Feels very RIGHT NOW. Totally broke down crying and sobbing. I didn't know I needed that. I definitely did. This world is fucking crazy ya'll, but I love you guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbl4...

Can’t really express how much I needed this thread. 2 years ago (March 16) my Dad died of ALS. The final months were traumatic. The first year I only had traumatic dreams of him. I’m now having dreams of him as the Dad I knew. I now can appreciate that grief is not a punishment but an act of love.

Pico undercover!!!

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

No further "research" is required to conclude that the legacy media apparatus in this country is broken. Like, broke-ass broken. DOA. "I saw it on/in the news" is a totally defunct qualifying statement about what IS happening. It is an opportunity to explain what is reporting vs. what is framing.

I have never in my life seen a cat fall asleep hanging from a couch. I really won the lottery over here.

Imagine talking to someone about your favorite author, musician, or artist and excitedly saying you like them because they never come up with “an unexpected idea.” I really can’t imagine a single scenario in my life where ANYONE would’ve been like, “COOL!”

It's like a xylophone that never shuts the fuck up - The inventor of wind chimes

For two days I've been pondering this "short people have psychopathic traits" theory and tbh my interest is shrinking because I have both compressed spine and brain syndrome.

Oh hey, new "American Exceptionalism" flex just dropped. We're officially hopeless!

Pico everybody

This is my breathtakingly obvious pitch to the Blazers @trailblazers.bsky.social to keep making broadcasts available in Spokane.

sitting here in Spokane, WA watching The Portland Trailblazers on my local ABC affiliate with the Blazers home broadcast team. I don't think this has EVER happened before. My man @tomhaberstroh.bsky.social...what the hell is going on here?! Will this happen again (say yes, please say yes)?

as the son of a decorated Vietnam war veteran, I am appalled! (that I didn't think of this skeet first, fuck)

Pico got a job.

cool, but no

Really happy with one despite the backdrop of stupidity and arrogance that made it relevant. We talked with someone I know who got "the email" the morning (Sunday) after he received it. I was hoping to capture how a young person with "dream job" in the federal government was feeling, and we did.

I kinda love this friendly neighborhood villain meteorologist guy who does the local weather

I do this pod with my friend @saddymayo.bsky.social every week and I am deeply saddened and bothered today with the discovery she has been living with the belief the Minnesota Vikings won a Super Bowl when she was young. Heartbroken.

it's been almost a week since Pico joined the fam and I'm happy to report she's amazing. i love her.

Well, this is ironic. Dude is the CEO of prisons now.

any full grown man pulling out a classical guitar at a packed airport gate should promptly be banned from all airports

Just met this guy in the desert

Just a friendly reminder that St. Valentine was single and celibate so if you are too today you’re hardcore reppin’ the saint.

Hey, episode #3 is up of that podcast you should listen to because everyone has a podcast now and you should listen to every single podcast ever made and this is one of those podcasts. We talked about reactionary conspiracy theory cope, Costco wages, and the attention economy. Links below.

"Objectivity is a concept. Fairness is an ideal. Objectivity is also, in my opinion, a cop out. Fairness is a call to action." Damn proud this media organization exists in my local community. Much respect to @lukebaumgarten.bsky.social for creating something that actually speaks truth to power.