basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

You know this job is getting to me. I'm on vacation and am experiencing the Sunday dread 5 days before my next work day.

This is big. The new anti-Trump coalition depends on the very working families that billionaire-ran monopolies exploit. Mamdani having antitrust enforcer Lina Khan on his team is going to keep monopolies and hedge fund managers like Bill Ackman (stay in your lane) in NYC up at night :)

Fuck it, posting rare Humdingers

We keep getting an email by a 9/11 truther who I am 70% convinced pretends to be their own assistant to make them seem more important. Anyways, here's our response in case a truther thinks they should try to reach out.

Seeing both parties' leadership spinning up the manufacturing consent machine.

Ezra Klein furiously writing the article: Zohran Mamdani did politics the wrong way.

Just heard someone refer to the rich as the Epstein-class and idk if I can ever use another term again.

soon:

so many good pictures out there

Mamdani's speech is SO GOOD: respectful, generous, sparkling.

Hospital emergency rooms are reporting multiple cases of copium overdoses of Cuomo victory party attendees.

Folks are celebrating so hard it broke blueskys election feed

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG

It turns out listening to people, running on popular things people want, and not being an evil ghoul can have you defeat both parties throwing all they can at one candidate to defeat you.

Mamdani is 3 years younger than me. I gotta get doing something with my life

Hearing an increase in calls home asking mom to pick them up early from the Cuomo victory party.

BREAKING: Highlights from Linkin Park heard from Cuomo's dressing room.

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

Early polls seem to indicate: lol AP calls: LMAO

Gonna be a lot of interesting things to talk about irt the future of the democratic party after the new York election. Namely that there might actually be one.

This is going to be one of the most significant elections in modern US history

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

*looking at the new federal budget* well there goes my job

Gonna be waiting to see what demonic budget Carney is going to inflict on the working class. We all need to sacrifice but I'll bet that won't translate into the rich paying more tax.

Dick Cheney was one of the most evil humans to ever curse this planet. His evil outstrips even the worst of the current US administration. I take no pleasure in his dying. The damage he did was done and he died quietly at home with his family, something a million Iraqis never got.

Yo all the new York stuff covered that Dick Cheney died??

This is how to campaign.

So Elon basically killed the truism of "under promise over deliver"

I sure do love intentionally ingesting poison while exposing myself to ionizing radiation.

Jeffries must have some kind of humiliation kink

CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no. ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know. CNN: Do you have a response? MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.

Lisa needs braces BATTLE PASS! Lisa needs braces BATTLE PASS! Lisa needs braces BATTLE PASS!

Teen Vogue possesses more integrity and professionalism than NYT and WaPo combined.

Cant wait for 20 years from now when we get a grimdark hard boiled paw patrol reboot.

I'm a Canadian in Mexico right now and I feel obliged to be like

Acab includes chase

About to fly with the 3yo and hope we don't become a Reddit post.

is he trying to date Katy Perry? www.thedailybeast.com/oh-no-trump-...

Discovered and am obsessed with listening to Otyken tonight

A little life advice.

Me at a halloween event today dressed as a plague doctor: HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A SUPPLEMENT? I REALLY LIKE THIS JOE ROGAN PODCAST, HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS. i JUST THINK THE SCHEDULE IS TOO AGGRESSIVE

Maybe if you didn't want to be called the great satan, you should stop doing so many great satan things.