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THE AMAZING DIGITAL FLIPNOTE 2 (featuring Alex Rochon!)

INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST TEAM

[pokes with stick]

Sean said the line

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0um0... podcasting with my guy @thedrawplay.com

Lane Kiffin was just too early

Reasons to watch the HoF game -you are held at gunpoint -you are doing chores and need some background noise -you just finished binging a good TV show and don't have another to watch yet -you are in a saw trap -you are one of the players parents -youre just a sicko with no self respect

Actual side by side split of Nikola Jokic NBA championship champagne celebration vs. Nikola Jokic random Serbian horse race victory champagne celebration

the real wrestling longevity success story is Mae Young, she lived to 90 and got powerbombed through a table by Bubba Ray Dudley when she was 80

Happy Brazil 1-7 Germany Day To All Who Celebrate 🥳

just realized it’s the 10 year anniversary of the summer of fetty wap… death comes for us all

Will the Bengals disappoint you today? (yes) www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-ba...

See what happens when Dan Snyder sells?

Untitled (Pope), by Francis Bacon, 1954

Sly Stone and Brian Wilson in three days?! Come on, God

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL WWE AT THE POP-TARTS BOWL

“Go somewhere and chew on bark” is the type of insult only a septuagenarian can pull off

elon and grok

This time I'ma let it all come out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxh...

Playoff fucking hockey

Please do not allow Jerry Jones to do that ever again

Before hopping on a flight to Green Bay yesterday, the Packers asked me to hop on a call with Mark Murphy. He told me that on Saturday, I will be announcing a 2025 NFL Draft pick for the Packers... Can't begin to tell you how much this means to me.

The 8th inning hates to see us coming.

Drake/Morgan Wallen songs: * hung up on the One(s) That Got Away * sad songs about not being able to find The One * unfulfilling hookups with groupies they look down on * angry at exes and their criticisms * obvious to everyone but them why they can't find a good woman

All thoughts are intrusive

The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651

Like Adele for dudes who are forklift-certified

RIP Val Kilmer, the man who was Batman, Elvis, Moses, Jim Morrison, The Saint, Doc Holliday, John Holmes

Can't believe they got Fred to play Pickle Rick

Common Side Effects is amazing. Highly recommend it.

UFL is on

RIDICULOUS finish between the Lakers and Bulls, Stacey King lost his damn mind

let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury

Y'all... we need leaders. Not followers. And doomscrolling and doomposting like they've won is going to make them win easier and more efficiently. Stay informed, but KEEP A POSITIVE MINDSET.

Down goes Texas

TRE DONALDSON

Four thousand threes for Steph Curry