Summer mode: unlocked

Racin’ season 😎

They put Kyle Whittingham in an Indycar for a lap in Detroit and he can't hear the broadcast but he's loving it

Lord help me, I did the whole thing

I am currently on vacation in Madison, and I am happy to report you can drink a pitcher of beer in the UW student union while listening to a band by the lake Hell yeah

How is this possible?

Inside you there are two wolves

If all the 2026 #CharitibundiBowl donors named Matt or some derivation of Matt were removed from their schools and competed as their own team (M A&T), that team would be in third place on our final leaderboard.

He has the Offensive Lineman Look. It’s all I really need. You need a guy who looks like a freak and last read a book in eighth grade

michigan. matts. bsky.app/profile/mmis...

Jokers are wild... 🃏 Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

Forgot to share this yesterday, but Michigan is Built Different 🤪

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

Fighting the Pope seems like the presidential equivalent of pulling the goalie

<Charles Barkley voice> Over-overtime?!

One Shining Moment

shout out to 16 seed Howard, who scored more points on Michigan during the tournament than any other team they faced

MICHIGAN WINS THE NCAA MBB NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

HAIL TO THE VICTORS 🔵🟡 THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINES HAVE WON THEIR FIRST MEN'S BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1989!

LAST TEAM STANDING 〽️ GO BLUE 〽️

Dan I will throw an elbow on you for that challenge

Survive.

WOOOOOOOOOOO

Truck them again, it didn’t work yet, they’re still ass!

Man I’m glad I have access to not stadium beers

IT’S A MIRACLE!!

(Chanting) Reversion to the mean! Reversion to the mean!

I hope they come out pissed off bc I’d be

GODDAMN YOU REFS

My brain just realized we’re playing in the natty soon wait shit

Went out for a drive, and the road ended here 🤷🏻‍♂️〽️🏀

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

We had a guest behind the lens tonight! 📸 We gave the /Commanders cornerback, Mike Sainristil, a camera to shoot the /Capitals game!

I would be worried about Michigan hockey but I have distracted myself with the more pressing worry of spicy wings and Malört

MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST WIN BABY

MBB 🤝 WBB 🤝 Hockey Michigan Elite 8

Dusty looks ready to personally kick Mara’s ass to Spain

I’m not even a Bentley player and I’m exhausted from that Michigan power play 😮‍💨

I had a slightly different view of a Pistons game tonight

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

That is a new one!

We are so back!

Alright those fuckers get two more hung on them now

Refs saw something pointless to get themselves involved with, they’re sad the reign of terror ends soon