“I saw Goody Corgan cavorting with the Devil!”

It’s nice to know Ann Arbor has always been like this.

In which things get Out of Hand much to my amusement.

Anton Chigurh making the attendant roll on the Palladium hit location table.

My wife was Isiah Stewart’s massage therapist for a while so naturally he is her favorite player and is directly responsible for his physical dominance. #BeefStew

So glad I finished my daily Simpsons Watch Project, The Smarch Calendar, years ago

The one time in a decade of podcasting where I’m not able to appear on my own show is when we interview a dream guest.

Caleb, Thad, and I have been cooking this up over the past few months and I can’t wait for you all to hear it. First batch of episodes drop today wherever you get your podcasts.

no hoseposting please. at 40+ you should have a sense of identity not premised on things you remember from when you were 12

We’re joined by @stevecuff.bsky.social of @optimismvaccine.bsky.social to stop the realms from merging and discover our Animalities. www.goodbrewsbadviews.com/episodes/epi...

Found dead after contracting what was known as “Sweet Pee.”

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

Advertise your account with a simpsons image.

It’s a well known joke that white guys have an average of 2.5 podcasts but you can’t beat scheduled hang out time with your friends.

You ever think about how the Mafia boss in The Rocketeer has higher ethical standards than everyone who attended the WHCD

Oh yeah sorry I can't go to your Christmas Harry Potter viewing party because I'll be at the Christmas premier of Robert Egger's Werwulf. And also because I fuckin hate terfs

you need computer that runs emulators and indie games. you do not need computer that runs the latest shooter.

I know I’ve watched a lot of Shaw Bros movies when I go “that flaming exploding alter looks familiar, I know I’ve seen it before,” the feeling of validation when this was confirmed was very satisfying. Movies in question are Sex Beyond the Grave and Boxer’s Omen.

I recently discovered that my dream job would be to open a single screen theater with reasonably priced concessions that shows cult favorites and midnight movies at matinee times at matinee prices.

From a number I knew I thought, a person trying to steal my identity it is.

Ok how can we get the Pope to be a guest?

COLE: A PUZZLE BOX, COOP! FROG NAMED LEMARCHAND DESIGNED IT! SUMMONS DEMONS TO SOME, ANGELS TO OTHERS! COOPER: Like the ad in this month's Flesh World. COLE: NO! IT'S LIKE THE AD IN THIS MONTH'S FLESH WORLD! TRUMAN: Andy? Put it down. [DEPUTY ANDY sheepishly sets the Box down next to the donuts]

if I were The Kid I would simply outrun The Judge in a 1995 Lotus Esprit

It’s me, the little profile that could

Upon completing Bloodborne I can see why it is many people’s favorite Soulsborne game, both mechanically and aesthetically

Give Ghidora arms you cowards.

Everyone likes to shit on aspic and other gelatin encased foods but I actually had some a few years back and it fucking rocked.

My pronouns are LobstShe/LobstHer

The works of Gretchen Felker-Martin, part of a balanced breakfast.

Sure I could see Jack White in Detroit, or I could go to Toronto and see Angine do Poitrine open for him. Seems like a pretty easy decision.

Finally watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension and it feels like I’ve righted some sort of cosmic wrong by filling in this cinematic blind spot.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

This reinforces my long held belief that I would much rather suffer through something than have some sort of convenience.

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Target has been doing this for decades, long before AI was implemented.

Today at work I took a training course so asinine I got up from my desk to go bitch about it to someone else I knew that had to take it.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

We go now to the Iranian response:

Can’t believe Hungary elected someone named Magyar, it’d be like if the US had elected President America.

Average Crowd Member at a Health x Carpenter Brut show

Pencils for a Godzilla vs Neo-Tokyo commission