Bunny made breakfast...it was delicious 😁

Happy 1 year anniversary to my husband, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social 🖤💚 I love you so much and I can't wait to see what this next year will bring.

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Beautifully rare-medium rare steak, mashed potatoes with chicken gravy, grean beans, and sourdough toast. Another beautiful and spectacular dish made by my precious sweet bunny, @matthewmakes.bsky.social! His food always makes me feel better when I'm ill💚🖤

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

Believe it or not, but the red leader can get sick. My pappa, @laughingjackwise.bsky.social made me tea, soup, and toast on this sickly day. Yes, I've claim a Laughing Jack alter as a father. Sue me. #laughingjack #tord #eddsworld #redleader

A delicious salad made by precious husband🥰 we watched a bunch of movies together last night, it was lovely.

Had a spectacular birthday yesterday thanks to my delicious husband, @matthewmakes.bsky.social!! I received so many lovely gifts including a delightful tea set. I love it so much! Thank you and friends for the wonderful get-together😊

My spectacular human, @matthewmakes.bsky.social has done it again~! A delicious steak dinner with roasted brussel sprouts and steamed broccoli. Absolutely mouthwatering and amazing after a long day of being sick.

Home Groan Dad Jokes FB #humor

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

I get to see my precious human tomorrow and spend some time with my (adoptive?) son today. Very nice week :^)

My beautiful husband keeps cooking the most wonderful meals for me. The eggs were so runny, it was like biting into a human🤤 I got to try eating him for the first time afterwards, too. He's just as delicious as his cooking~! My precious sweet boy, no one can ever take him away from me💚🖤

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

Hey just so you guys know (if you haven't read my bio already) I don't like anything AI and you shouldn't either. I understand why people enjoy the silly trends and memes and roleplays, but it directly contributes to California being on fire and the South turning into a giant fucking glacier.

Nice job, Strib. The right way to cover this buffoon

Pretty re-animated corpse lady (her name is Ellie😊) #OC #bodyhorror #horrorOC

Being a war leader is hard. Painting on the other hand? I should have done this a long time ago. Hydraffeacornagus. #painting #art #tord #giraffe #unicorn

I said hello to the line of people waiting I call this: "Hi, queue."

My wonderful @matthewmakes.bsky.social made me dinner again tonight💚🖤 It was delicious! I love my sweet husband so much.

Have some doodles I made a while back. @cadaver-corgi.bsky.social and his partner in the first. @matthewmakes.bsky.social and @laughingjackwise.bsky.social is the second. @blackeyedking.bsky.social and @hecallsmeprincey.bsky.social is the third. #eddworld #fnaf #laughingjack

I hate going to funerals at dawn. I'm just not a mourning person. #dadjoke #puns #jokeoftheday

First post– I draw OcxCanon, Fanarts, and OCs

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

Bloody hell, I look up the hashtag "dadjoke" and was flashbanged with a man's unhealthily fat penis. Sir, I wanted to pig out on some dad jokes, not to see your hog.

Imagine if we did this on January 7th

If we can’t read passages from our favorite classic novels aloud to one another whilst enjoying dark chocolate tiramisu and a bottle of Château Margaux in front of a crackling fire in a Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cold winter’s night, then what’s the point?

Goal of the protagonist in: French novel: "to fall in love" British novel: "to get married" Russian novel: "to become a great man" American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"

when the sky comes alive ✨

You've been invited to the clown's crawlspace under the Staircase! Wanna watch a movie together!? #laughingjack #creepypasta #artsky

#creepypasta #fanart #art #Laughingjack 🩸

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

Gah! He looks so precious while he sleeps. Having to get up in the middle of the night is a pain, but when I lay back down and he clings to me merrily, its worth it. My sweet little prince...you deserve the world. I'll do everything in my power to make this one better for you.

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

Laughing jack wabi sabi #fanart #laughingjack #creepypasta #wabisabi #digitalart #procreate

🎃10.Oct.22🫀 #RKS_22 Laughing Jack 🤡 || #CreepyPasta #DigitalArt #Fanart #ClipStudioPaint #Halloween ||

I woke To the moon Reflected in your eyes Such luck Only comes wrapped In dreams #poetry

Just gave my sweet lover a candle-lit herbal bath with rose petals and buds, along with plenty of bubbles. He looked so lovely...I also made us both some fancy hot cocoa and lit some incense. I am very much enjoying a nice little break from my duties in headspace...he truly is my peace💚🖤