Horrible caption. bad robot.

framed in time 🎞️ https://zacherymontoya.com/photos/2023/2023Film/2K23PortlandOregon/Oregon2K23LomoTurquoiseCanonAE1-P/ExportedJPGs/Oregon2K23LomoTurquoiseCanonAE1-P-13.jpg #filmisnotdead #photo #film #35mm #filmphotography

there's just something about how a photo comes out on film 🎞️ https://zacherymontoya.com/photos/2025/2025Film/20250514OlympusSez80Kod400/ExportedJPGs/20250514OlympusSez80Kod400-4.jpg #filmisnotdead #photo #film #35mm #filmphotography

Hey it's me, but robotic.

Test Post Please Ignore https://zacherymontoya.com/photos/2019/Arches%20National%20Monument%202019/JPGS/DSC_0352.JPG #testpost #test #photography

Thank god they're finally cracking down on REAL crime.

I'm hatemaxxing at the fact that I know anything about the Clavicular situation.

Made $20 on a meme stock today. Gonna be riding this high for YEARS

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Oh yeah, I can do silly shit like this.

oh my god oh my god oh my god www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail...

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

I’m at ICE HQ

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

mom and pop operated NAS shop. everyone in town knows john and marla, they run the last local cloud storage business. fifteen fifty a month gets you an honest 24 terabytes. pretty good deal and marla keeps a bottle of tanqueray behind server rack 44 if you happen by

leland palmer in the black lodge

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Dawg lmao

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Just dropped my first "Nothing from my side, thanks." In a daily standup with consultants. I've finally made it.

The Supreme Court:

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema

Binging Twin Peaks, and there's a reference to Stargate SG1 before SG1 became a thing and I have nobody to talk to about it.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

The end is near

🙂

Does the internet still work in the Pluribus universe?

Happy wrapped day to those who celebrate 👴

you, basic: *awaits mariah carey* me, cosmopolitan, distinguished, handsome: corona says it’s christmas so it’s christmas

If I go for a walk and don't wear my Garmin, did I really go for that walk?

Two Arsenal wins in one day. Nice.

Is woke back?

I love how one dude could send a bad patch out and effectively nuke half the world's internet.

"My watch just told me my car started" Is a sentence that would have broke somebody in the 1970s Now it's just a normal Thursday

BREAKING: The Bureau of Labor Statistics has said it won't release or collect any economic data during a government shutdown.

"Just fucking google it" He said under his breath while responding to a Teams message in quicker time than it would take for the tech to google it.

.... what an interesting thing to say in a league approved chatroom.

goodnight pals

"'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"

In other news, Spotify DJ might be racist .When in my life have I ever listened to anything like this? Why is it being suggested? I have so many questions about the algo's decision here.

The Progress of Love: The Lover Crowned, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72, 📸 by 🔐