We’re all waiting for It to Happen, but that doesn’t mean you can’t also look forward to It 2!

My family needs me in two days 👍

This was a very funny thing to say at the time, but it's even funnier now. "My boyfriend is so big and strong, sources say."

Juan Soto returning to the lineup today

Justice for Dan Patrick, who told me that he pitched ESPN on taking over Sports Jeopardy! after NBCUniversal’s disastrous run in charge of the franchise www.si.com/more-sports/...

Only three teams in MLB history have ever lost 11 games in a row and still gone on to make the playoffs: the 1951 Giants, 1982 Braves and 2017 Dodgers

Hello, I'm FBI agent James C. Barnacle Jr.

Get a load of this press release I got. I can't imagine the type of brain that's required to watch an 80-minute fully AI-generated "documentary" about God, let alone make it.

and I thought Amazon wasn't allowed to take breaks

I love living in the future

Mickey Mouse shit by the Hornets to be playing Dr. Dre during that clutch possession. Let the fans’ energy carry the moment!

you and a sibling helping your grandma down the aisle at church

Pleasantly surprised at how much this differs from the usual bozo-yelling-after-tee-shot cadence

Having finally won a green jacket, Rory McIlroy is choosing instead to check out some of Augusta National’s less-trafficked areas

Spotted at tonight’s performance of “Dog Day Afternoon” on Broadway: “American Fiction” actor Jeffrey Wright and legendary lacrosse player Paul Rabil chatting like old friends

I was waiting for the Andrew Cuomo defense to arise in this particular situation

Alex Karaban with the game on the line

This might not be close. Michigan is just so damn big. Donovan Clingan ain’t walking through that door.

I’m just a lowly sportswriter and I generally think you shouldn’t say “fuck” in the newspaper, but there’s no explanation for censoring the president’s unhinged rant other than that you’re doing PR for him.

Props to Ian Eagle for waiting until this late in the first half to drop the “waiting for Cadeau” line

Some notes on the men’s and women’s Final Four: - South Carolina’s perimeter defense - Texas and UCLA’s frontcourt stars - The importance of Illinois’s rebounding - Why Michigan might force Arizona to change its gameplan www.si.com/college-bask...

I'm aware this was the name of an original USFL team, but it's still darkly funny for there to be a team called the Gamblers in the league that literally features point spreads and over/unders on the scorebug

Good looking guy

we live in hell

🇵🇰 cricketers 🇳🇴 ski jumpers 🤝 Alleged ball tampering

Dub as a nickname for William is an inspired choice

Netflix, the company that made a billion dollars off the idea that you can watch stuff on your phone: “let’s make it impossible to read the scorebug on your phone”

We’ve spent 15 months bargaining with Minute Media. We’ve reached agreements on some issues, but management’s proposals on wages, medical benefits and AI remain unacceptable. We’ve upheld and rebuilt SI, and we deserve better. This is what we’re fighting for. 👀🎥: www.instagram.com/reel/DWRnkPE...

You could not possibly have two more unhinged maniacs on the sideline in a college basketball game than Dan Hurley and Mick Cronin

Pretty funny that Iowa got away with the inexplicable decision not to hold for the last shot it had the ball and ~30 seconds left

Starch Madness for the Huskers

Do not ask me how I ended up here but I will be thinking about this Filipino basketball team’s name for a long time

Mizzou-Miami has been a crime against basketball thus far. Just missed shot after missed shot and the Tigers are getting their ass kicked on the boards.

Look, the muscles are justifiably getting the bulk of the attention, but do not sleep on how stupid his haircut is

If the NCAA has to put “THREAT MONITORING” as part of a message on the sideline video board to tout what it’s doing to encourage responsible gambling then I’m sure everything is going fine!

I'm not a basketball coach but I would advise my 6-foot point guard not to try shooting a three-pointer over a 6'11" guy

Santa Clara's gotta foul there...

more like otega no-way

Saint Louis still needs to answer for the crime of yassifying the Billiken

Fordham and Rhode Island fans living vicariously through the other A-10 Rams

One thing about being a lousy free throw shooter is that it’s also hard to correctly miss it intentionally

OR ARE WE???

1-for-1 on my upset picks from Monday’s newsletter! www.si.com/college-bask...

frankly incredible that he remembered how to shoot a layup

Chase Johnston, future second-division Polish league legend

I'm finding it difficult to grapple with the concept of a high-scoring Wisconsin team (35th in the nation this season with 83.0 points per game, its highest since 1971). They once scored 41 points in an *entire* Final Four game against Michigan State in 2000, a total they've at halftime today.