“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.” Very happy to have been so motivated by the most recent episode of @malevolent.bsky.social to make this piece of John and Arthur. I hope I nailed em good! #malevolentpodcast #malevolentfanart

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today i need to be hurled into a volcano.

strange and terrifying ways my coworkers decorated paper gingerbread man this holiday season: a thread

How lucky am I to have had this amazing piece of fanart drawn just for a little old me?!? Featuring some of my very favourite and PCs that I have invented or given life to ❤️

Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app

[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

"So you gonna kill me or what?" Moment from my FAVORITE episode of @malevolent.bsky.social !!!

Oh bring us some figgy pudding but also what is it

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

Any doctors out there that specialize in treating fungal tunnels? Our review of Malevolent episode 18 is up! open.spotify.com/episode/4Px0...

Humming and skipping down the street listening to my favorite song

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: because you like me Cop: omg shut up I do not

everybody on here talks about how great libraries are but nobody talks about how great youtube is. very biased imo

Even girls can be boys, hashtag boy life

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

Ok so @teamstarkid.bsky.social is still revving the engine on their bsky account so I'M going to tell you about the CINDERELLA'S CASTLE pins I designed that to on sale TOMORROW!!!!

Hashtag boy life

Literally every time I just peak at twitter, it's dogshit... really wasn't until I decided to really start tweeting here did I realize HOW bad it was there. It's like an abusive relationship.

Sick with a wicked cold in a Service Ontario on my birthday but still super happy and grateful for this beautiful life 💖

support real writers not AI bullshit (the fact that even needs to be said, jfc)

I find it comforting that I'm partly made up of bacteria and fungi and other little critters. My microbiota make me want to be gentle with myself, even when I'm having a bad day. How cool is it to be a planet that has the capacity to think about and even love its inhabitants?

The benefit of my atrocious short-term memory is that I am unaffected by seeing spoilers for media. I just shrug and choose to not let it sink into the deep brain. It slides off me

one week out from wrapping up from A Fool's Errand on KS! the page is now a PRE-ORDER page - if you missed the campaign, you can still get a copy of the game :) www.kickstarter.com/projects/str...

No I didn't see the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight I was busy looking at my wife

It’s Monday You’re doing it

@strautmaskreplica.bsky.social came to hang this weekend and they brought me candles shaped like corn on the cob

Hey, new followers! I post daily videos for creatives. I'm also a writer of weird, occasionally queer fantasy. It's nice to meet you! <3

One of the best features of this site is the block/mute lists, these are constantly maintained and it's very "set it and forget it", I love it

Me and @joscope.bsky.social

Happy Halloween! Looking for a new way to explore the zombie genre? Check out The Time We Have 🚪💜 Here are three cards from the game that put the horror in tragic horror

I'm coming out as goofy

It’s just over 24 hours until @thelirivalley.bsky.social and I start our 8th annual Extra Life stream in support of Children’s Miracle Network hospitals! Join us for the 24h livestream as we play video games, eat spicy wing, charge our phone, be bisexual, lie

Book recommend me I like Anne Carson, Blake Crouch, Wally Lamb

LIVE NOW! Help us make The Time We Have: A Conversation Between Brothers A Tragic Two-Player Zombie TTRPG played on opposite sides of a closed door. This game is going to be beautiful and we need your help to make it real! The best possible way to support is by backing the campaign RIGHT NOW!

Going back to work at the start of Nov since my maternity leave is ending means I’m cramming my last few days with as much relaxation and self indulgence as possible. Today I’m getting my nails done and finishing Ocarina of Time’s Spirit Temple 🙌

Shout out to Pocket Casts for not only featuring #Malevolent but also Deviser on your "Tales of Terror" list! Thanks so much! lists.pocketcasts.com/tales-of-ter...

It’s fall as fuck

Please share your favourite shitposting meme accounts on Bluesky I’m sorely lacking

Currently 19 horror movies into @thelirivalley.bsky.social and my 31/31 challenge for the month and I’ve gotta say… Friday the 13th is an inferior movie franchise to Nightmare on Elm St.

What is sweeter; finding a word that was on the tip of your tongue, or a familiar face in a crowd? Or are they the same relief

Tonight we’re doing another Spooky Stream for #ExtraLife! Join @thelirivalley.bsky.social and me in about 2 hours for some more #SilentHill2 we’ve almost raised $5k for children’s hospitals! LINK: www.youtube.com/live/S8qC8NN... DONATE: www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fu...

Keep a dead wasp in your palm always, that way you can slap people if you need to, without fear of retribution. “You had a wasp on your back I swear”

When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.

I am the captain of my soul. #malevolent #malevolentpodcast

Picked up my car from the mechanic and she was ALSO wearing little ghost earrings and it was cute the end

Fuck AI