i tried to make single serving hainanese chicken (and ginger scallion oil) last night and it was disappointing tbh... but after a day in the fridge it was spot on 👀

today's typography class was repeatedly interrupted by a screensaver someone set with images like this and metal gear solid piss memes being blasted on the projector

incredibly funny to see this headlining my school email today, this subject line and poster just looks like they're inviting me to the annual campus orgy

mandarin tutor's day job is teaching preschoolers and she recently had us reschedule our classes to sunday bc she just started teaching chinese saturday school? she works 7 days a week now? AND she cooks 3 amazing northern chinese meals everyday for her husband? im like blink if you need help

simply love to see a school email about Gestapo Coming to Your Area

new orleans is a vibe. literally nothing like walking two blocks and seeing like 10 different kinds of live jazz back to back

karl marx:

this is the only ffxiv confession that matters

great companion to this tweet

they don't tell you this but the boxes sex toys come in are great for organizing your socks drawer

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

yeah this is great. i'll be using this every day for a while

oh fuck off

ok tea simulator is some SICKO sicko shit

If You're Not Sure What To Get, Get This Mayo Usami

HSFDX6 HIGH SCHOOL FUCK DELUXE 6

BIG BOAT STUCK

Hop on their WHAT

sometimes I wake up after a nap and remember myself having a polite, coherent conversation, but then I open the chat log and it's something like this

Also this is one of the funniest screens I have ever seen in a video game

this quote is maybe the most i've ever seen kojima encapsulated into a single paragraph

bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me

ranma 1/2 is so unhinged.. why is ranma gaslighting ryoga into thinking he's his cute little sister he didn't need to do that

This is incredible

okay so it's called a labubu, it's a stuffed toy creature that has become the topic of many arguments about consumerism and- *snaps my fingers* hey are you even listening to me karl marx, tied to a chair: can you show me the short film of the young man doing a backflip at the doughnut shop again

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 3,1949

the president of the anime club cried to me in his car because his plan to nail fujoshis by pretending he was gay worked too well and one of them made a cat boy yaoi doujin about him getting his cheeks clapped

Johnson Gumby guitar & Pokey bass

i read Journey to Her which was the cutest possible recounting of surgery recovery but when i got to the part where she was lamenting underwhelming HRT breast growth/curves i was like... damn i just went to japanese womens public baths for a week n like yea girl.. ppl just kinda look like that there

every mamdani smear is like this

lol

i wish i was a little bit smaller i wish i was a crawler i wish i was an inch off the floor and no taller

Missed connections in Portland

Facebook has decided that I am part of a Heroes of Might and Magic 3 community that is mostly just Eastern European dudes posting pictures of themselves playing the game with a mix of depression meals and elaborate Slavic spreads paired with a single beer.

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

*cooks for 3 days in a row* Heh... yea im kinda in my malewife era

“Close your mouth” is killing me

a precursor to the age verification bullshit coming to every country cant wait till every single user on the internet has their face in a database run by corps and governments who give not a single shit about data security very fun and cool times we live in

imagining a tamagotchi vape