Literally have this right now and it sucks oh dear lord does it suck!!! Pain!!! Bleeding from the roof of your mouth should not be normal!!!

My therapist I can't afford: "slick bird isn't real, he can't hurt you" slick bird:

Happy Pride Month, Delaware! This month we celebrate the LGBTQ community and uplift those who — even in the face of hardships and indignities — continue to show up in every space and to shape their communities in impactful ways. May this Pride Month be full of joyous celebration and community.

I have bad hay fever and these days I begin each day prying open my eye lids that have been closed shut by dried up nasty eye nastiness. I’m making this tweet so that other people out there won’t feel so alone best of luck life isn’t always easy but we’re in this together

happy gay time

the whole Bricks and Minifigs situation is ACTUALLY crazy tho. what do you mean they made a YouTuber flee the country because he won a court case to get some old man’s stolen lego collection back and the BAM ceo uses the corrupt cops as his own private army

The ultra-privileged as always trying to ruin it for everyone.

And I have been fucking begging for a feature like this since day one because *some* (genuinely < 1%) of artists think the bots will auto-label it and/or the rules do not apply to them because their art is art, not "porn" (as if porn cannot be art idk). Maybe this will be a motivator to label shit?

Shocked, shocked to my core that his army of dudebro supporters in the political class, who are definitely not insecure about what being a liberal says about their own masculinity, didn’t seem to consider this a serious possibility

wanna - #art #digitalart

Obligatory mention that the Unicorn Gundam anime came out between 2010 and 2014...

I guess Jacob Black sucks now

I am a not just some scared easily manipulated kid anymore. I won't be tricked into giving my groomer an easy out every time. I will not believe a groomer when they tell me they are telling me the truth and have my best interests at heart.

Ben Shapiro going in front of his fucking studio camera with his kippah on and spouting vicious, mean-spirited lashon hara about his fellow Jews and other marginalized groups should be treated identically to a Jew who wears a kippah while dining at Red Lobster, i.e. as an embarrassing disgrace.

i would be the Elan Sleazebaggano of catcalling therian gymcels

Rule 5 of firearm safety should be "cocked + round in the chamber is only safe in a holster" because how in the fuck???

I hate everything about this headline, most of all the fact that absolutely no part of it confused me in the slightest

Twitter popping off rn

Idiot animal

woke up craving a $7 coffee

Being married to me is like being married to a kid in that I am basically a kid and being married to me would feel like that I guess. I'm 21 but every year I get older, I look back on the previous year of my existence thinking "man, what a fucking childish idiot"

destiny 2 announces that it's finally concluding. June 9th will be the final live service update. i had my ups and downs with the game, i think we all did, but this kinda news still really hurts to see and feels like the end of an old, nostalgic friendship. per audacia, ad astra, guardians.

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who teared up at the news, if anything.

Trans porn was the second most-viewed category of 2025 on PornHub, up five spots from 2024. For some trans content creators, this isn’t really a surprise: trans people are hot and have always been desired—the political noise around their existence, they say, is just manufactured bullshit.

I'm so happy to be dating someone now who I'm not 10 years the junior of and completely reliant on, but even more than that - I'm glad I'm now dating someone who tells me they love me and doesn't call me an idiot for wanting to go to college - something I couldn't afford to do in the UK...

I think I'm comfortable saying I was groomed now. I don't want to be hyperbolic, but I was taken from a nervous high-schooler with no support network to someone *entirely reliant* on my groomer. When it didn't end up how they wanted, that power dynamic got used against me to punish me.

I might be a loser but at least I'm not a groomer ; ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UwW...

this is becoming a "more days spending quality time with friends than not" kinda thing, so this feels less exceptional and it's fucking lowering my cortisol levels or whatever the kids call it

Twitter still produces some bangers now and again lol

Feels good to have my hoodie back in time for not wearing it because it's 90 degrees and humid

Eisenhower adding “under god” to the Pledge of Allegiance (which, like it or not, is the bedrock foundation of civic knowledge for every American) was one of the most disastrous policy decisions of all time. Never before have so few words caused such great damage to the fabric of a nation.

A lot of people are 'hard on crime' who deserve to be lined up against a wall with a bunch of lines on it. Like you are 30 going out of your way to hit on college freshmen, it might be legal but it's still predatory, even if you don't liquor them up like was done to me.

17 27

Gundam movie good

Secret Dark Souls boss called "Ebglyss" or something idk

They had contracts for prison labor at these camps?? Before they even bought them? www.projectsaltbox.com/p/contracts-...

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus says fuck ICE

I may be poor, and I may lose hope sometimes, but MCR just played Helena before ending their set and I cried because of course, so I'm rich in experience if you think about it

The number of dudes here wearing "I love big tiddy goth girls" shirts with non-shattered noses is nuts

They should fire whoever did Flyleaf's sound check today good lord

Best girl.

Hawthorne Heights just did the funny yall.

We are so back

i love you grain weevil

Does a man lose his virginity when he gets his entire arm into his bestie?

I'm told it is "not beastiality if you're like, a druid"