Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

No FCF cuz I worked too much and got too eepy 😩 But here's my submission for #softysaturday :3

WOMEN BELONG IN THE FURRY COMMUNITY!! I want to celebrate women! So please, men, even if you have women OCs, let the ladies have this one. Be respectful and if you can share it around!! (I can’t promise I’ll draw everyone, so please don’t get mad if I don’t pick you)

Again, we should have all gone to Mastadon smh

everytime i see this i am filled with one of those emotions that only has a name in one language

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

Like I was

It's a doggy dog world out there....

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PORN ADDICTION

🐺 Sterjall 🗡️ #NossSaga #Illustration

Also

oh this place is a ticking time bomb. I see

FINN THE RED FOX ARRIVED AT HIS NEW HOME!!! 🎉 (www.instagram.com/finnfomx/ ) #fursuit #fursuits

Just saw "Esoteric" defined with "anytime anything queer happens" and I just wanna finally come out and say it Mom, dad... I'm... Esoteric 😳👀✨

Thank you to @ericadler.bsky.social for the concise and accurate explanation of public, private, and personal property (screen capped to get it all in one msg rather than a bunch of scattered reposts)

If you actually read The Communist Manifesto, a book that informs you on what communism is about one might assume based on the title, it basically says "lol what. dude you can keep your xbox, you literally earned the money you bought it with, we just think the CEO of your company is an asshole".

Protection A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

Rudderbutts.

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

This continues to be painfully true

Wanted to draw some flamedramon 🔥

Joyride

HIDE YOUR KIDS.

YO just a heads up we’ll be vending at Vancoufur this weekend! Holy shitttt it has been ten years of VF it’s insane to see where we started with our first con (2016-2025 for reference)

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

Uuuugghhhh I still wish everyone moved to Mastadon... Idk why everyone always flocks to the corporate overlords 😭 But since bsky took off, Mastadon has been dead (me included, am hypocrite 😭)

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

Honestly, it feels like a combination of his failing sensibilities and the fact that he cannot stop lying about literally everything

So a friend recommended me an anime that actually turned out to be a pretty good quality gay romance, which is rare among anime and I wanna know if anyone knows about any others? 👀 (The one I know of is Bean Counter, currently ongoing it's first season)

open for comms, any body type/species + artistic NSFW possible

"Portrait of a King" -- Introducing Leonidas, The King of the Unbroken Circle! Ruler over a sprawling port city, Leonidas aspires to conquer inland, amassing an empire so large that his name will be echoed throughout the annals of history. Now then, are you prepared to serve your new king?

Iron Pineapple has blessed us with a FOUR HOUR video of glorious indie games :D Unironically psyched for my next four hours youtu.be/4VyfUq2ZHBE

Step closer~ 😈 rendered illustration for @vore.ing #furryart #art #furrynsfw #furry

EAT SHIT MARY LOWD

AI-generated artwork is officially not eligible for copyright protection after the U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the appeal. The court ruled that a work must have a human creator in order to qualify for copyright. (Link: www.reuters.com/legal/govern...)

Interpretation of a Dragon. Bow down.

Doing what I can to fix Texas.

Seen on the Horny Fursuits telegram channel. Fuck yeah preach

Amazing change, 10/10

Making more little guys!

Installed a rack mount for this cabinet and it was super annoying 😭 I'm not good at this kinda thing, so I had to redo a couple things... But eventually got it! (Yes this was my attire, I got sweaty 😅)

My rates are 40USD per hour for anything noncommercial and I’ll do Literally Whatever so long as it’s within my conceptual comfort zone, so please don't hesitate to yell at me if you want some Hanmonster art! Rent is… kind of due on the 3rd today and I’m still scrambling so hhh