Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.

Let's FLY, ladies!!!🧹🧙‍♀️

If Mitch McConnell were a Democrat, Republicans would’ve demanded his ass be wheeled out in front of every camera in America to prove he had even the faintest pulse.

Nothing like crapping the bed just before leaving the mansion, eh Guvner? #Wisconsin 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 apnews.com/article/davi...

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Just got my first paid Substack subscriber. Don’t know how to feel about something NOT feeling like a slap in the face. I do love this feeling of gratitude, though, and wouldn’t mind feeling it a lot more.

Watching these men destroy America & then say we need more testosterone is like the Titanic saying we need more iceberg’s. The idiocy of this regime is only surpassed by the douchebrained sheepfuckles voting for it.

Me in January: “This year, I’m gonna eat more vegetables.” Me in July: “Never mind.”

A DIARRHEA PARASITE IS RAVAGING 30 STATES! I blame Stephen Miller and his corpse bride. These ghouls have the nerve to bring a toilet serpent into this world and can't even be bothered to care for it. Now it's on the loose and terrorizing the WHOLE GODDAMN COUNTRY! So foul.

Good News!!! Elon Musk could face criminal charges in Wisconsin after a bipartisan elections panel determined that he likely violated state law by handing out $1 million checks to voters during the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

He’s a crook. He got caught while on the lam. Now he wants a pardon. Normally, that would be out of the question. It no longer is. free to read: wapo.st/4gAxP8O

All in all, a pretty good eulogy.

You know how you sometimes get a surprise appetizer from the chef because your dinner is delayed? That’s what I’m thinking about this morning.

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

Wait -they’re flammable? www.wrtv.com/news/local-n...

Billionaires and corporations are America's true "welfare queens."

all I'm sayin' is at some point a funerial cosmetician will glue that motherfucker's lip shut and the world will rejoice.

If Mitch dies, can he still proxy vote from Hell?

I seem to remember a time when more people were pissed off that Howard K.Smith reported a fictional Visitor invasion fleet parked OVER these same cities than the real invasion force IN these same cities.

🧶 #knit #knitsky

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about: Sterilization requirements for women. Visa denials for pregnant women. ICE targeting pregnant women. So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

the 4th of July home manicure kits are on the shelves 💥

From stardust you came, To stardust you shall return. youtu.be/mA54NBtPKdI?...

Listen everyone, it's Mel Brooks's 100th birthday today. Let's hear it for a defender of good art. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The families of injured soldiers are now telling the press that the Trump Admin is actively covering up war injuries. The cover up has even caused the denial and delay of treatment for critical brain injuries. SICKENING! DEPRAVED! TREASONOUS!

Never did I think I would see a cure for sickle cell in my lifetime. A friend of mine in fifth grade died from this disease. My parents kept me home from the funeral because they thought I was too young to handle it. Modern science is a miracle. www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...

👍🧶 #knit #knitsky

Everyone wants to focus on speeding up artificial intelligence. But shouldn't we first slow down on natural stupidity???

y'all know that MoU was rendered meaningless when Bibi wiped his ass with it, yeah?

Like twice a day now I read a headline that makes me remember that time I went to Versailles with my mom, and she looked around and went, “They had it coming.”

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER! Talk about a pussy ass bitch! Trump and all his fascist fart mufflers are now blaming JD Vance for the whole goddamn HISTORICALLY HUMILIATING Iran deal. As if Vance isn't Trump's personal human bidet, a spineless sycophant utterly at his command.

Happy fake birthday, America! As a gift, you get a bunch of roided out, half naked, closeted men performing simulated sodomy at the White House! Also, a president who just gave the Islamic Republic's asshole a tongue bath after needlessly killing our troops for nothing! WOOHOO! AMERICA!

The graveyard is the richest place on earth, because it is here that you will find all the hopes & dreams that were never fulfilled... #booksky #books #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #fiction #fantasy #crime #sifi #sff #author #readers #indie

Looks like Summer is going to get a lot hotter 🤬🤬🤬 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Damon Landor is a Rastafarian. Federal courts had ruled on his right to keep his dreadlocks while in jail. The guards knew, and shaved his head anyway. Now, he’s suing them for trampling his religious freedom. Will this Supreme Court vindicate the rights of a non-Christian? We may find out today.

Can't tell you how many times a Texas fly decided to take a road trip back to Wisconsin with us 🙄

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Perhaps this will help, Trish. I built this 13 years ago for the Orange County Register.

somebody needs to give Welker a consolation prize.

How come Biden was "sleepy" but Trump gets to pass out on TV everyday?

Well, the Barbie-Q-Chicken didn't go down well on the 'Little Flyer's' menu today. Kids are crying.

What's happening to CBS News is what the tech oligarchs call "parallel" strategy. Buy an existing institution, gut it, and convert it into a right-wing zombie version of itself. They are doing this to media, government, education, biotech, defense tech, etc. Some call it the "Network State."

Iran just bombed a ship owned by Trump's close friend and large donor. It's like every day these devastating, highly successful attacks occur and the media shrugs it off. This is intentional. Insidious. At this point, I'm legit fine with criminally investigating ALL major network executives.

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 🧶 #knitsky