James Schlarmann
@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social
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Dope Dad. Amateur Professional.
https://linktr.ee/jamboschlarmbo
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Iâm going to start a thread of my most viral jokes/memes from
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in the hopes that it helps Bskyâs satirical content library and maybe helps people see where the memes come from so they donât have to be fact-checked all the damn time.
5 months ago
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You canât âcatchâ autism from taking Tylenol, but apparently stupidity is highly contagious when sharing red hats or brain cells or both.
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Iâm sure Portland will greet our troops as liberators.
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about 2 hours ago
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about 14 hours ago
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Jess Piper
3 days ago
I guess I just donât understand why an anti-ICE sniper would aim at immigrants⌠And why are so many people engraving bullets these days? I have questions.
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Oh look. Another guy taking internet memes and jokes to their natural conclusionâŚthreats of violence.
5 days ago
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Actually, Brotato Skin, thereâs lots of room for it here in The United States of America. I think I hear your Afghan passport calling your name.
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6 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
6 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
9 days ago
âThe law doesnât matter anymoreâ is obeying in advance.
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9 days ago
Bro, satire is soul food. Keep it up. âď¸
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Remember how fascists clamp down on the jesters because thatâs whose job it is to tell the truth about the king? No? Oh right. Nobodyâs getting taught that stuff by History Class Brought to You By Prager U anymore.
10 days ago
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Mehdi Hasan
10 days ago
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heâd still have a job.
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Concentration camps. Lists of undesirable people who didnât speak the way they were supposed to being punished at the governmentâs urging. YeahâŚhow did I ever get the impression that fascists are in power?
10 days ago
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Humor For Resistance
10 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
11 days ago
If someoneâs not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner thatâs consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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Just Jack
11 days ago
Free speech censorship Political hit lists Detentions w/o due process Internment camps Military in our streets Corrupted law enforcement Demonization of vulnerable communities Coercion of private institutions MSM amplifying state propaganda We are not barreling towards fascism. We are in it.
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jenn m. jackson (they/them)
12 days ago
When I was placed on the Professor Watchlist in 2021, people sent death threats about my children. I had security officers monitor my 8yo at school. Where is all the outrage for those of us who have been targeted for years? Where is the outrage for our families? My own colleagues are silent.
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jamelle
11 days ago
under this language charlie kirk would not have been allowed to speak on clemsonâs campus
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We all know that making a career out of saying the most incendiary, ruthlessly mean and callous things about minority groups and women means when you die, no one can say incendiary, ruthless mean or callous things about you, no matter how true they are.
11 days ago
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To be clear, when they say the shooter had âleftist ideology,â they mean anything to the left of âk*ll poor people and minorities.â
12 days ago
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Zach Miller
15 days ago
Featuring next show!!!
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Totally normal reaction to jokes
14 days ago
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Randi Mayem Singer
16 days ago
Please stop calling it a "political assassination."Charlie Kirk wasn't elected to anything, and calling it that elevates him to something he wasn't. It was not an assassination. It was a murder.
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If Charlie werenât shot yesterday, rate the level of outage the other school shooting dâjour would get from the right today.
16 days ago
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4WheelMe
17 days ago
NYT: American mourns Charlie Kirk Me: I am not gleeful or celebrating but I damn sure am not mourning. Yall they rewriting history right before our eyes
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drew
17 days ago
also to the right, if you start a civil war over Charlie Kirk....that's embarrassing as hell
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Apathy isnât celebration, ya fuck nuggets.
16 days ago
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Jess Piper
16 days ago
Your legacy is the way you made people feel. Your words and actions and rhetoric. Itâs how youâll be remembered. Itâs your lasting impact on others. We should be helpers in this world, not only because itâs right and good and just, but because it is the legacy we leave for others.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein đ
16 days ago
âIs political violence who we are?â This many months into military invasions of multiple cities to terrorize Black, Brown and Asian folks
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dean
17 days ago
this is NOT how you beat fascism *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh.
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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals
16 days ago
"I wish to exterminate all people with these completely arbitrary characteristics that I decided make a person less human than me. I will go around the country saying this to audiences and telling them to debate me." The media: this is how you do politics the right way
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Randi Mayem Singer
16 days ago
They are so fucking good at gaslighting, it never ceases to amaze.
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Denise Wheeler
16 days ago
Charlie Kirk was a racist, xenophobic, homophobic, white Christian, Heritage Foundation nationalist. He spread hateful rhetoric, he supported genocide, he called for gay people to be stoned and said killings are worth it for the 2nd Amendment. Now he's one of them.
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A.R. Moxon
17 days ago
Charlie Kirk spent his lifeâs work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weâre now not supposed to mention that because itâs not polite.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH
16 days ago
Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence. What a legacy.
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Ted McCormick
16 days ago
It is quite simply dishonest to describe TPUSA as a âfree speechâ organization and not even mention the âProfessor Watchlist,â as NPR just did. Reporting on a crime does not entail adopting the victimâs views.
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Megan Greenwell
16 days ago
If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirkâs political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirkâs actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, itâd be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
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Andrew Lawrence
16 days ago
i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
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You donât have to WANT a motherfucker murdered to understand itâs also not a big loss to humanity when he is. The lack of intellectual honesty among the tone police left is another reason people get turned off to them. Youâre not more pure because youâre more sanctimonious. Microdose your piety.
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16 days ago
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Wild to me that in 2025 there are people who prefer fake empathy over apathy born from understanding how consequences work.
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Marcella Arguello
17 days ago
Gone too late.
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I need Ezra Klein to explain to me the fundamental differences in how Charlie Kirk âdid politicsâ and how David Duke and George Wallace did it before I ever take that fucking dork seriously again.
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DOCTOR: Good news, Mr. America! One of the tumors that was in your brain has been removed. Youâre cancer-free! MR AMERICA: Sweet! I hated that tumor! It was a threat to me the whole time it was in there! A media pundit bursts into the office. MEDIA PUNDIT: Woah! Slow down! That tumor had kids!
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Mr. James
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molly conger
16 days ago
iâm not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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ElieNYC
17 days ago
The more white wing media at the Times and the Post try to gaslight people about what Kirk stood for, the more social media accounts, and new media journalists will continue posting receipts.
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Thatâs my powerful ass hero woman.
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Karen Attiah
17 days ago
For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country⌠Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.
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Randi Mayem Singer
17 days ago
Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
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