All it would have taken is for her to shove a flaming cross instead of Fred Trump’s racist dong in there, and Mary Trump would have been a hero for all time.

Insurrectionists invoking the Insurrection Act. Charging a black man for violating the KKK Act. The Peace President illegally starting a war for oil. A pedophile president’s administration covering up his pedophilia in direct violation of the law. How about those egg prices?

Never forget that billionaires spend billions to convince you that voting doesn't matter. Don't help them. Voting isn't the ONLY thing we can do, but it is the most powerful check on the executive. "Don't bother voting because there'll be no free elections" is oligarch propaganda.

@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social #satire

🔥Greenland politician: “Trump doesn’t know about Greenlandic people. We don’t value💰/Kardashian lips/fake boobs… we won’t give up free health care & education… 🇺🇸are so greedy they’re trying to shoot their friends… Trump surrounds himself with white power— our rights would probably be taken away.”

Love his pic 🤣

The amount of times I’ve been immediately blocked after being able to answer unhinged nonsense like that with a Google Maps screenshot of their actual front door is a non-zero number. 🤭

Just normal people getting so triggered by me making fun of Nazis they send thinly veiled death threats.

In his last speech, Dr. King reminded us that the greatness of America is the right to protest for rights. His words are as relevant today as they were then. In the face of authoritarianism, we'll always remain active, engaged, and relentless in our pursuit of justice.

When Pam Bondi looks up “obsequious” in the dictionary, it tells her the definition is “Whatever President Trump tells you it means.”

That's the only thing keeping me going. lol

Some super smart guy sent me the meme and love note today.

Hi! I have something new to share with ya. #satire

I know lots of women who bleed internally about a week out of every month and they’ve never shot a mother in the face.

Why should anyone have to show their papers to “law enforcement” that won’t provide proof they have a right to ask you for them? Why is fascism so goddamn fucking dumb? Oh right. Because fascists are so goddamn fucking dumb.

If I woke up one day and had no dick, no brain, no soul, no consciousness, and no desire to be a good person…I still wouldn’t join ICE because I’m not a Nazi.

Here you go, man. I had to do some digging.

“Billionaires care about us” is the new “That stripper loves me.”

I got a gold record plaque (Japanese) from the third Zebrahead record I'll share with you.

@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social #satire

Don’t spit in ICE agents’ food. Claim your right to refuse service instead. They’ll LOVE that.

I’m quote posting Allison, and she follows me, so now I accept this Emmy from her.

Some new satire from this morning that I dropped on the Chute’s new home on Substack.

Arrest and imprison every member of the Trump administration and their tiny-dicked Gestapo.

Stories like this make it almost impossible to come at this regime with an attempt at humor.

Donald Trump is a Nobel Prize winner like every kid who gets plastic wings from a flight attendant is a pilot.

It’s not true Nazism unless it comes from the Nazi region of Germany. Otherwise it’s just sparking ICE agent.

Why didn’t anyone tell me it’s Pedophile Invokes the Insurrection Act Day?!

“Obey or die” is certainly a new take on “Don’t Tread on Me.”

Oh. Hi. The Political Garbage Chute ain’t dead. It’s just at a new home because I’m old and lazy and I want to do it now the kids are doing it.

A. Bullshit B. And?

You know what Nazis did? Blamed every fucking problem Germans faced on Jews and other non-desirables…but why am I thinking of that now, I wonder? 🤔

They CANNOT stop themselves from sounding as creepy on foreign policy as they are female sexual autonomy.

You fucking LOVE to see it.

Proper response to fascism.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be incels who grow up to be ICE agents.

The funny thing about ICE agents slipping on ice is that Donald Trump is a known s3x trafficking p*dophile who’s still covering-up the Epstein Files.

One time, my brother accidentally backed his Jeep into me about 30+ years ago going faster than Renee good was and I managed to not put three rounds in his face over it.

At first they came for the immigrants and I called them all fucking Nazis because that’s what ICE agents are. Then they starting murdering citizens for recording their illegal activities because that’s what fucking Nazis do.

Really the ones with the most power to stop him are the elected officials in his own party. Nothing like waiting on a bunch of worms to grow spines and brains.

ICE is allowed to “pull you over” if you’re driving. So I should stop my car for a bunch of masked strangers in an SUV? I don’t think so.

Oh look. I found a picture of ICE Agent Jonathan Ross from the 1990’s.

Let’s just give him a bunch of Happy Meal boxes instead of our ballot boxes. The McMoron won’t know the difference and maybe he’ll choke if we make sure to give him the toys for kids over 3.

I don’t want to come off as confrontational, but at this point if you’re good with ICE agents murdering Americans because you think you don’t like their politics, you might be a garbage twat.

Lucky us, dealing with a whole team of evil-doers.

If you’re smarter than me and stay off Facebook, here’s the stuff of mine I think you might have liked to see. #satire #comedy #comedian

Maybe they’re right, & Trump does have incredible stamina. I don’t know that I could both cover-up the child sex trafficking I did with my BFF & do an illegal war for oil on top of unconstitutionally sending masked gestapo into the American streets to murder dissenters.

If you have to slander a dead woman to make yourself feel good about a cold-blooded murder in broad daylight, you’re an evil POS, but you could also very likely be MAGA.

Not to sound too divisive, but… What kind of idiotic unAmerican simp betacuck defends a masked government official murdering an American citizen in cold blood without trial because he was bumped by her car as she tried to flee for her constitutionally-guaranteed right to life and property?