James Schlarmann
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Dope Dad. Amateur Professional.
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Why should any American pay their taxes? If the President can get a lifetime pass on tax fraud, why canāt we?
about 11 hours ago
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People take jokes way too fucking seriously theory holding up.
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31 minutes ago
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Oh, I know. A lot of us do.
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about 8 hours ago
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Geraldine Mongold
about 9 hours ago
Honestly you could just claim exempt and see if there are any auditors left at the IRS. š
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Yeah, but like, why donāt we all just change our W-9ās and claim to be tax exempt? Just asking.
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about 9 hours ago
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The Tennessee Holler
about 13 hours ago
š„ SPRINGSTEEN: "Iām here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass⦠small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." šŗšø
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I always forget how happy we must keep the Garchs.
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about 9 hours ago
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If not the point, an extremely acceptable byproduct for them, for sure.
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about 9 hours ago
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So youāre saying it would just make what they want to have happen happen faster.
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about 9 hours ago
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These are the existential crises that laws against bribery and emoluments were written for. And alasā¦
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about 9 hours ago
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Weird because in the form of Christianity I was forced into, the main character kept saying shit like āgive money to the poor.ā
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I think it is, but I donāt think the plutocrats controlling our country do.
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about 9 hours ago
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Reagan's Ghost
about 10 hours ago
We need to make concessions on this - we'll let Trump never get audited as long as he never leaves his new resort Alk-a-traz
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about 10 hours ago
Especially since Trump has set a precedent for using our tax money for political payouts to criminals and foreign countries instead of the services we had in place to help Americans in need.
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Me? Iām more terrified about a conman stealing billions from us with the help of our government thatās supposed to be stopping him.
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about 10 hours ago
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Why should any American pay their taxes? If the President can get a lifetime pass on tax fraud, why canāt we?
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Eat the rich, sure, but I bet Bezos tastes like burnt asshole.
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The American Dream: Ransacking the Capitol, trying to off the VP *you* elected, going to jail, getting pardoned by the rapey BFF of the most notorious p*dophile in human history, and then getting a piece of the nearly $2 billion he stole from your fellow Americansā¦by your bootstraps. š«”šŗšø
2 days ago
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I used to live around the corner from this place. So fucking sad.
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3 days ago
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I donāt wanna be incendiary, but Iām not sure billionaire p*dophile conmen make better presidents than competent, qualified black women would make.
4 days ago
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Historically, itās the side that has to literally nullify votes to establish a right-wing, theocratic oligarchy are the good guys, right?
5 days ago
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Kye
8 days ago
A lot of you are going to āitās not that deepā us back into Jim Crow and Slavery.
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Acyn
9 days ago
PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think itās funny that heās been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.
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Humor Satire Memes
9 days ago
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Always fun to get him to tell the actual truth for once.
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9 days ago
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Five of the nine Supreme Court justices would rule that black people have no rights, and Clarence Thomas would join them and write the majority opinion.
9 days ago
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Every year on MLK Day they share the same damn ācontent of their characterā quote, and then spend the other 364 days of the year gutting the Voting Rights Act and making it harder on black people in this country.
11 days ago
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Is being a racist, sociopathic, Christian extremist, date-rapist-in-waiting asshole a prerequisite for being a MAGA influencer, or do they hold training sessions to learn how to properly be a racist, sociopathic, Christian extremist, date-rapist-in-waiting asshole?
12 days ago
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Iām no virologist, but itās my hypothesis the hantavirus outbreak may have started because Stephen Miller fucked a dead rat. Iād ask Katie, but sheās too busy with the father of her baby, and Iām not sure where Elon is at the moment.
14 days ago
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Damn it. If only I could have not matured and grown up, stayed in the cults, embraced nationalism and racism, I could have been a right-wing influencer/ābest-sellingā author and/or grand wizard! Shucks. Decent human being will have to do, I guess.
15 days ago
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Jessica Valenti
16 days ago
YouTube has removed one of my videos because I reported that women can still access abortion pills. I shared *factual & medically accurate* information about women's healthāyet the platform says I'm "facilitating the sale of illegal drugs"
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Donās not gonna be happy with you talking about ICE like that, Widdle Marco.
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16 days ago
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Facebook needs to demonetize me so I can pay my bills dunking on the idiots like Ashley in my comments.
16 days ago
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Hey everyone, Iām starting to get this inkling like electing an idiotic, raving lunatic and pedophile may have some negative consequences for everyone down the line. Will research some more and get back to you with my findings.
16 days ago
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Heās not the brightest bulb in the box, sure, but he is the rapiest clown at the circus.
18 days ago
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I donāt think they get that calling him āDaddyā triggers me way less than it turns them on.
19 days ago
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Wait a fuckinā minute! You mean to tell me being a paid shill on Fox News doesnāt make you a military genius?!
22 days ago
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My pal Allison as always is right the fuck on. We have to fix the court. Itās our most corrupted institution.
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22 days ago
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Indivisible āš
22 days ago
Today's Supreme Court ruling in Louisiana v. Callais is the culmination of John Robertsā two-decade crusade to gut the Voting Rights Act. It is, simply put, a devastating blow to American democracy.
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Mueller, She Wrote
23 days ago
Letās all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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As you get older, they do sag more, and heās very old. So maybe he really does need more ballroom. But he sure as fuck doesnāt need a bribery-funded underground bunker ballroom.
23 days ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
23 days ago
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The Tennessee Holler
24 days ago
KIMMEL: āYou know how sometimes you wake up and the First Lady demands you be fired? Weāve all been there, right? ā I agree hateful, violent rhetoric is something we should reject⦠a great place to start to dial that back would be to talk to your husband.ā
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There is no āfor a reasonā clause in the First Amendment and it might be helpful for the most powerful lawyer in the country to know that.
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24 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
24 days ago
No matter where I go- work, the grocery store, even just on the street- I hear one thing from people: we need a ballroom
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Your Pedophile President Has Gone ____ Days Since Faking an Attempt on His Life
25 days ago
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Elect a reality-TV star whoās used to staging events for the cameras and what do ya get?
25 days ago
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ElieNYC
26 days ago
Anyway. Iām glad nobody was hurt and Iām sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.
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”SATIRISTAS!
28 days ago
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Oh my god. Heās going to open Trump Farms Dispensary with his sons, huh?
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Acyn
29 days ago
PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed. AOC: Iām sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.
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