James Schlarmann
@jamboschlarmbo.bsky.social
š¤ 2161
š„ 359
š 1441
Dope Dad. Amateur Professional.
https://linktr.ee/jamboschlarmbo
pinned post!
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
26 days ago
8
194
73
Could have lived my whole ass life without ever learning a single detail about RFKās sex cravings, but no, I have to go bleach my eyes and have an emergency lobotomy instead.
about 16 hours ago
0
3
0
For some reason I donāt think a former D-list reality TV game show host, insurrectionist, or a senile pedophile with 34 felony convictions should get to decide whoās a seditious traitor, but I guess since thatās just all one dude, itās okay?
1 day ago
0
3
0
Live look at Charlotte.
3 days ago
0
0
0
Not to rain on any parades, but the first people the Punisher would hunt down would be ICE Agents with his logo on their trucks or āuniforms.ā
3 days ago
0
4
0
I donāt know that Iāve ever been as confident that I know what a president smells like up-close than I am about The Spray-Tanned Adult Diapered Fragile White Billionaire Asshole in Chief.
4 days ago
0
2
0
Iām not sure Karoline Leavitt is a trusted source of information on age-appropriate sexual relationships, but we should ask her husband if she can stay up past her bedtime and explain it to us anyway.
4 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
James Schlarmann
I took an Oath - š³ļøāš
4 days ago
They were screaming out with Hillary Clinton with the whole pizza basement pedophile ring but they can't see the pedophile that's hitting them directly in the face that's sitting in the White House.
0
1
1
reposted by
James Schlarmann
”SATIRISTAS!
4 days ago
On what planet exactly?
add a skeleton here at some point
0
2
1
Yeah, he is my president which means Constitutionally speaking heās my employee and I get to tell him being a bully pedophile can get him fired.
5 days ago
0
2
1
Can I assume that every guy I saw with a āK*LL YOUR LOCAL P*DOPHILEā hat in the Biden era is going to get a visit from the Secret Service at some point?
5 days ago
1
5
2
I know exactly needs to hear this, but: **Nobodyās** allowed to order our troops to do illegal shit, True Value Mussolini.
5 days ago
0
0
0
Something something Jesse Smollet something something.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
0
0
0
My tongue is fucking killing me.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
0
0
0
Itās wild to me that MAGA demands The Ten Commandments be in schools when their Dear Leader doesnāt follow literally any of them. Itād be like them demanding that Trump put up the Constitution in the Oval Office.
6 days ago
1
5
2
reposted by
James Schlarmann
A Pagan in Arizona
7 days ago
That's what I'm wondering.
0
2
1
reposted by
James Schlarmann
smartbunny
7 days ago
Why is everyone afraid of this wet garbage bag full of pus?
1
2
1
Iām not saying heās not the most corrupt president of all time, Iām just saying heās also the most corrupt pedophile president of all time, and I like to be holistic in my descriptions of dictators.
7 days ago
0
2
1
Whatās insane to me is that the rest of the press on that plane didnāt scream, āFuck offā in Trumpās face when he called their colleague āPiggy.ā Do none of them have a spine or sense of American history? That pedophile works for us. For them. Itās their right and duty to tell him to eat shit.
7 days ago
1
6
4
Let me see her denounce literally every policy she stands for and things she said prior to breaking up with her work husband like one of her IRL ones before I christen Marjorie the new progressive queen, yeah?
8 days ago
0
2
0
How much could we raise for charity if we charge $5 to fart in Stephen Millerās mouth?
9 days ago
0
3
1
Sure, Donald Trump lies like he spray-tans, but letās not forget he also craps his pants like a senile p3dophile. Itās only fair.
9 days ago
0
2
0
OPERATION OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY FUCKING DORKS = Please adopt me, Mexico
9 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
James Schlarmann
Adam Kinzinger
9 days ago
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I donāt know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
1005
23816
4780
MTG vs Trump and on the undercard is Diarrhea vs Cancer
10 days ago
0
1
1
āHey who do I have to blow around here to become president?ā
10 days ago
0
4
0
The difference between me and a MAGA is that I will tell you right now I donāt know if Trump actually slurped Billās dong, but Iām going to keep pretending I do just to piss them off. Itās why I ātrollā and they āintentionally spread lies as truth.ā
10 days ago
0
3
0
Maybe the Epstein email is trolling, maybe itās not. But I think Iāll just give it the olā Benghazi instant-truth treatment all the same if thatās okay with MAGA.
11 days ago
0
5
1
If Donald was trying to keep the thing with he and Bill secret, he really blew it.
11 days ago
0
2
0
I donāt want her getting a million bucks for being a traitorous, withered onion-faced asshole, but I would consider giving Marsha Blackburn $1000 to get a real haircut and style.
12 days ago
0
1
0
Wait. So handing control of the country to a guy who bankrupts casinos like he bankrupts steak companies like he bankrupts bottled water companies like he bankrupts fake universities like he steals money from pediatric cancer charities doesnāt get us good results for the economy? š¤Æ
14 days ago
0
4
1
Ah fuck man. Do I really have to live in the timeline where I end up thankful to Marjorie Taylor Greene for a single goddamn thing? š
14 days ago
0
1
0
If thereās a silver lining to some Democrats doing what some Democrats always do, itās that once the government re-opens, Johnson has to swear-in Grijalva and thatās when the Epstein File discharge petition gets released.
15 days ago
1
1
0
reposted by
James Schlarmann
”SATIRISTAS!
16 days ago
āI canāt stand not doing anything towards tomorrow.ā ā Miles Davis
0
1
1
reposted by
James Schlarmann
Mueller, She Wrote
16 days ago
170
4070
586
Tariff dividends are a burglar giving your remote back after he steals your TV.
16 days ago
0
2
2
Itās amazing to me that as stupid as I think Trumpās supporters are, he agrees, and they donāt care.
16 days ago
0
3
1
It takes a real gutter-pig of a human being to ask the Supreme Court to invalidate every same-sex marriage because they hurt your gutter-pig feelings, especially when youāre a gutter pig with a couple divorces of your own.
17 days ago
0
6
1
Canāt find the clit even when your sister points it out to you? Super-racist while also being super-dumb? Consider a career with ICE!
18 days ago
0
1
0
If I had a trillion dollars but it still wasnāt enough to buy friends who liked me or the kindness of a woman who wasnāt just taking my money in exchange for sexless procreation, Iād probably fuck right off to Mars now, but maybe thatās me?
18 days ago
0
5
0
reposted by
James Schlarmann
Cherry Hayes
19 days ago
Very much! I keep thinking of the French Revolution, and the similarities. When the populace has had enough nothing will stop them!
0
1
1
Short and sweet, like his mom.
20 days ago
1
8
0
reposted by
James Schlarmann
20 days ago
šÆšÆš
add a skeleton here at some point
0
4
1
*Looks at results in NY, VA, and NJ* Oh I see, THATāS why they need to rig the mid-terms.
20 days ago
0
7
2
One of my favorite sexual positions is āFuck ICE.ā
21 days ago
0
3
1
Am I allowed to mock Dick Cheney dying, or is it like that one guy whose name I canāt remember already, after he got shot I guess?
21 days ago
0
2
0
š¶Either, either, neither, neither, letās release the Epstein filesš¶
21 days ago
0
3
0
āMamdaniās a socialist!āāØāØGood. Do you have any idea how many Nazis socialists killed in Europe?
21 days ago
0
3
0
Iām not saying every ICE agent is a Nazi. Just the ones who are racially profiling, harassing, and mass incarcerating people into camps.
23 days ago
1
7
1
āFour score and seven years ago, I took a dump in a bathroom without any marble or gold. I hope some chonky child r*pist avenges me for that grievous insult one day.ā - Abe āMAGAā Lincoln c.1864
24 days ago
0
5
1
reposted by
James Schlarmann
”SATIRISTAS!
25 days ago
āPower always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.ā āJohn Adams, 2nd US president (1735-1826)
0
10
5
Load more
feeds!
log in