ARE YOU MILLI OR VANILLI?

CAPTIONING FUN Wherever you go, there you fart. You bring your stink with you. Grampa making a grumpy.

Mexico Nabs Pam Bondi Trying to Sneak Across Border open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Been a tough week for the rotund orange one. Let’s end the week with a bang.

Federal Judge Leonie Brinkema has blocked Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund. The pedophile psychopath intended to bribe his mob of Jan. 6 domestic terrorists, hoping the payoff would encourage them to once again help Trump usurp the will of the people in the 2026 midterm elections.

As a Ukrainian, I learned something strange: The human heart can break a thousand times and still keep beating.

now for all the people who delight us with photos of birds, including my favourite, The Blue Footed Booby, remember this animal, The African Spoonbill Stork, which I'm sure survived the dinosaurs...this was the most flattering picture I could find..

I still miss my dog after all this time

Why do republicans hate Americans so much? YES I know cruelty is the point, but why? What did democrats do that was so wrong that it deserves this scorn? We don’t hate MAGA we just want them to get real. MAGA republicans want us to die.

Just because there’s no congressional oversight now doesn’t mean there won’t be in just a matter of months. It’s like republicans are learning impaired. We. Just. Did. This. Duh! Remember? It ended with us locked down in our homes. He was full of shit then and full of shit now. He’s gotta go.

Martina McBride just pulled out of Trump's partisan America 250 event. 5 of 9 artists have now pulled out.

This downward spiral is tedious. You want to scare us? Keep fucking up the economy and raising prices while you’re more focused on your Make-A-Wish demolitions and your war delusions. Every poll shows you are the least popular president in history. No one can tell you because you’re a manbaby.

She is not. She has issued a statement indicating that she was lied to and that she's not performing there.

Peter Thiel knows why he really is going there. www.history.com/articles/how...

Peter Thiel is heading to his spiritual homeland of Argentina, following in the historical footsteps of thousands of other deeply problematic men with the exact same haircut.

Bring your sign: Flip me off if you voted for a pedophile

Veni, Vidi, Milli Vanilli.

35 former federal judges, appointed by both Democratic & Republican presidents, have filed a motion in Trump’s IRS lawsuit urging the judge to reopen the case to investigate if fraud was perpetrated on the court. Here’s why I believe the judge is going to reopen the case: youtu.be/2mP6D-E-ce4?...

Philip Alito's job at the Treasury raises new questions about the inflated prices of Hunter Biden's paintings.

Treasury pressure now steers new Fed leadership toward quick rate drops that markets reject as risky moves against inflation data. Political influence overrides independent analysis in the US. #EconomicManipulation

NEW: Updated Concert lineup. 👇

BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...

Remember when we found out Trump loved to have his big bare butt spanked with a magazine that had his picture on the cover? ...now he can pay his favorite sex worker for services rendered with his own $250 bill with his face on it. Does no one remember he's a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist?

remembering the wonderful irreplaceable Gil Scott-Heron #OTD #GilScott-Heron #vinyl

Springsteen just announced Power to the World festival in DC on Oct. 3. He’s playing. Also— -Dropkick Murphy’s -Dave Matthews -Tom Morello Details out tomorrow.

If this makes it past a grand jury, and makes it past a motion for vindictive prosecution, it won't make it past the Bronston literal truth defense that puts the burden of precision on the questioner. Have these chodes *met* Robbie Kaplan?

When you pray for patience you find your patience gets pushed to the limit. When you wish the demented evil fuck would just die, the evil fuck just gets more evil. The big beautiful obituary is written on future history’s pages. Meanwhile we’re witnessing the slow death of the Republican Party.

Evict the white trash in the White House.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue three months from today. #DonaldTrump #UFC

Putting Stephen Miller in front of a mic is not the winning strategy they think it is. Do they really think Transphobia is going to distract voters from high prices and concentration camps? By all means keep losing more of the base. How much did it cost to fill their MAGA monster truck today?

MacFarlane: A whopper of a court filing just now from about three dozen retired former federal judges asking a court to stop this slush fund from proceeding and calling into question whether Trump and his own Department of Justice and IRS colluded to deceive the court

Trump threatened to “blow up” one of our staunchest allies in the Middle East today and I couldn’t find it about it on the homepage of the Times, Journal, or Post

The legal facade surrounding Donald Trump has shattered as a federal judge formally clarifies the reality of his sexual assault against E. Jean Carroll. This def... #TrumpVerdict #EJeanCarroll #Justice https://notevenhuman.com/judge-clarifies-verdict-yes-trump-was-found-to-have-raped-e-jean-carroll/

Trump posted the exact same (crazy) thing on Truth Social 8 days apart. The cognitive isn't cognitiving.

Trump's at Walter Reed while his cabinet is on their way to Camp David. Or is it Camp Donald now? Netanyahu hospitalized? Are Trump's Make-A-Wish antics killing republicans midterms? Damage Control around the campfire? Why is Komrade Tulsi joining? Is Boss Putin bossing Trump while facing a coup?

Guess who was shitposting at 5:52am while studying for his cognitive exam?

last minute limo cramming for his 3rd cognitive exam....

Dear @cnn.com :: small correction :: I’m seeking $8.647 million.

The level of disdain Spencer Pratt has for the unhoused is disgusting. And if you’re fine with this kind of talk, I don’t want to know you. Pratt: “They’re not homeless. They’re drug addicts. They are choosing to be on the streets because they want to do drugs…They want to have animals to abuse.”