I thought it was me as Ted McGinley in Revenge of the Nerds.

11.5kg of pure trouble (which includes at least 5kg of teeth and another 5 of urine.)

Your obligatory PNC Park panorama.

Claude Monet (1840-1926) Fields in Spring, 1887. Oil on canvas.

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

The parity so far is crazy! MLB Wins: 11 LAD 10 ATL SD 9 ARI CIN CLE MIN PIT 8 LAA BAL MIA MIL NYY ATH STL TB TEX 7 CHC DET KC NYM PHI SEA WSH 6 BOS CWS COL HOU SF TOR

Mark Ruffalo, Glenn Close, Ben Stiller, Jane Fonda, John Cusack, Kristen Stewart, JJ Abrams, Katie Phang, John Leguizamo, and over a thousand actors, writers, directors, journalists, producers, composers, and Hollywood executives have signed a letter against the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: 🧵

But is he dumb enough to try to fire his own Vice President?

How soon before Felon Trump publicly attacks JD Vance for doing such a crappy job?

In Springsteen’s words: everybody has a Hungary heart

Today, the people of #Hungary toppled their tyrant. America, our return to democracy requires our full attention. We can see it can be done!

I missed “National Pet Day”. That’s okay though, I don’t own any pets.

Foreshadowing from Budapest? Viktor Orban is OUT!!! Well Done, Hungary!

CBS NEWS HEADLINE: Early results in Hungary election show MAGA darling Prime Minister Viktor Orbán trailing behind opposition www.cbsnews.com/news/hungary...

Orbán CONCEDES to Magyar's Tisza after projections show opposition winning two-thirds majority www.reuters.com/world/hungar...

Hungary: Viktor Orbán CONCEDES!!!!! Opposition on course for landslide election win!!!!!!!! www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

omfg

We went from Biden's THE WEST WING to Trump's HANDMAID'S TALE.

One dead and several injured after mass shooting at Chick-fil-A in New Jersey - 100th Mass Shooting of 2026 in U.S. - www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If at first you don’t succeed, throw some other irrational BS wild ass guess against the wall and hope for the best.

New Record: Voter Turnout in Hungary Reached 66.01% by 3:00 PM unn.ua/en/news/new-...

Voters cast ballots in pivotal Hungarian election www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfe...

Hungary votes in crucial election that could oust populist Orban www.france24.com/en/europe/20...

Polymarket Bets on Orban Loss Jump Further as Hungarians Vote www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Hungarian election show record turnout as polls get under way. www.euronews.com/2026/04/12/r...

Trump orders Strait of Hormuz blockade after peace talks fail www.ms.now/news/trump-s...

Coming up on 5pm in Budapest. Time for an update soon?

BREAKING: Antifa thugs vandalize Air Force One by maliciously defacing the Presidential Seal, ahead of President Trump's arrival in Miami to attend UFC 327. #DonaldTrump

Not even 6 in the morning, and Hungarians are already lining up to vote! Hopefully get rid of Orban and Russians once, and for all! #cdnpoli

We all were Swalwell supporters until we weren’t. The difference is we don’t tolerate sexual assault and rape by anyone. It’s not about politics. It’s about standing with women, believing women. It’s about Swalwell resigning now. The entire government needs to clean house. Let’s get started.

For the record, I was a Swalwell supporter and had planned on voting for him in the primary. Me believing the women was not political. It's based on the corroboration of evidence confirmed by multiple news outlets, and the Manhattan DA finding enough evidence exists to open a criminal probe.

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

Food truck person calling out sausage on a bun orders shouts to me, "Are you the hot Italian?" Yes. Yes, I am. 🥰

I'm with Lady Gaga

Fresh from Trunt Social

REMINDER: Americans always do the right thing…after they have tried everything else first. Count on us!

Markets are closed? Cue the next horrible thing Trump wants to do. Waiting for the other shoe to drop in the Trump Melania Epstein Maxwell Case. Is it time for Trump to bomb Iran again?

The last time the demented orange one disappeared he came back threatening to destroy an entire civilization. Terrorized us. There’s new hopefulness gaining popularity, millions planning big parties for the day he disappears forever. He’s at the point of no return since he’s lost MAGA .

At this point MAGA is just Stockholm Syndrome for people who don't have any clue where Stockholm is.

NEW: The DNC just passed a resolution condemning dark money donations - including those to AIPAC. A member of the DNC proposed a resolution condemning dark money through AIPAC, but the DNC panel rejected that and expanded it to include all dark money donations.

TODAY: Republicans block a dem war powers resolution, combat troops say Hegseth is lying, the Pentagon threatened the Pope, and Melania gets the keys to the fuckjet™️ News with swearing. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

MacFarlane: Which begs the question: is more about to come today or over the weekend? We know there’s a Daily Beast report in which the headlines and the early part of the report say that Jeffrey Epstein at one point had bragged about a close friendship with the president and with the First Lady