Keith Porter was murdered by ICE and Apple will sell you a watch band to fund Tim's movie nights at the White House www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

Cashtags are one of the things I've been missing from Twitter, now you can watch $TSLA fall much easier now

Athleisure is just gentrified techwear

Updated my bridged account's username on here to @masto-bridge.samclemente.me, I'm more active on that account so feel free to follow me there

Oh so now we violating the 3rd Amendment (assuming there was some kind of government pressure) Makes sense considering The Right only remembers 1 and a half of the amendments

Maybe my first $100k ARR won’t be in software, but in a boutique supplement brand called “Brotein”

The 1st Amendment protects us from *government* retaliation due to anything we say 1A, notably, does not protect us from social/public retaliation due to anything we say And the ones who whine the most about the 1A rights go and do, well, this Notably a violation of Sen. Kelly's 1A rights

I make poor financial decisions

AI browsers are a dead end: I just typed "Didney worl" into Atlas and it didn't even take me to Disney+ like I wanted "They understand you" my ass

Now is it nine one inch nails or just many nails that are nine inches long?

Utterly disappointed by the lack of dragons thus far

Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose in life, and where am I going? I am not a creature of circumstances Because I have the power of self-direction Surely, I am the architect of my own future

When in doubt: ask nicely You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

This conversation came up with my friends and I wanted to bring it to y'all: What three albums would you consider to be the 'quintessential' albums of all time My picks were (in no particular order): - The Wall - Pink Floyd - Songs in the Key of Life - Stevie Wonder - Purple Rain - Prince For […]

The technical term is: 🎉😠🎉 https://9to5mac.com/2025/12/17/morgan-stanley-apple-stock-price-target- december-2025/ #apple #investing #stocks #stockmarket #business #technology #news #finance

Nobody is considering Gaston's economic impact on the village by consuming all of those eggs Maybe he's not the kind of person we should be giving a whole movie, he's so concerned about hitting his protein he's willing to financially ruin everyone he knows

You can never have too much of the #socialweb And I'm always down to check out more projects if you've got some

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Just pushed a little design refresh to https://stygiantech.dev Was able to refactor some code to stop calling useEffect() to swap between light and dark mode for device mockups to keep more of the site rendered server-side Check it out! #webdev #technology #react #nextjs #indieweb #SmallWeb

Idk if y’all know this but @countablenewt.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy is my more active account so feel free to follow me there!

Coming back here to remind everyone that this platform has composable moderation for exactly this reason

Biking your partner in a cargo bike will never not be peak relationship goals

"If you sit there and zoom in on screenshots of different UI elements, sure you’ll probably find something. That’s been true of every iteration of the OS. But speaking from experience, the less you think about it, the more it just works." #apple #technology #blog #design #socialweb #wwdc25 […]

Reminder that recurring cost requires recurring income It’s either subscriptions or ads It’s like saying venmoing your friend who paid for your dinner is unreasonable

FWIW, Bluesky is my biggest referrer even though I spend a lot more time on Mastodon (which is my second largest referrer)

The NextGen Acela trains, as Amtrak calls them, are faster and lighter than the current fleet. They're scheduled to start revenue service along the Northeast Corridor on Thursday.

New build of Routines is out! First one in a while! Check it out at getroutines.app

Feel like we need a compact view for Live Activities

Imagine if people got as mad at each other whenever they do that "which side are we going to" shuffle when they walk past each other as drivers do when there's literally any minor inconvenience

Variable width is out, monospace is in

It will never not be funny that the whole point of golf is to play golf as little as possible

There’s nothing Microsoft’s Copilot can do for my email writing that can’t be accomplished by sending screenshots to the Teams chat and going “Thoughts?”

Really letting my American show here but damn having an electric kettle is nice

New post on The Digital Renaissance: Arc, Dia, and the Web Arc had a lot of great ideas about web apps and Dia seems to have lost—well—all of it...

Walking/biking past traffic will never stop being fun

My biggest roadblock to using the ChatGPT integration with Apple Intelligence instead of the bespoke ChatGPT app for everything is the fact that I can’t sign in with my enterprise account Apple’s integration currently only supports free and Plus accounts