Having a kicker named "Blewitt" is already funny enough. However, I want an offensive lineman named "Holding." Brings that same aura.

This aged well. 🍷

This was 100% evident when the #Bears played the #Eagles in Philly. The boobirds were nice and loud.

JOE YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THIS AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE THAT'S NORMAL TO HEAR.

At the end of the day, don't listen to what the fuckhead losers on Twitter have to say. Carve YOUR own path out with whatever you want to do in your life, regardless of what critics say.

While you're raging about AI data centers needing way too much water: Don't forget about the many other things in the world that are using a fuckton of water, too, such as existing data centers. Also, corporations polluting our water, such as oil rigs. Our garbage goes in the ocean, too.

IT FINALLY HAPPENED! The #Ravens can finally find a head coach who knows how to use Derrick Henry more effectively!!!

The #Commanders did a smart thing! Kliff Kingsbury is an overrated offensive mind whose ideas become stale after 1 season.

If anyone tries to convince you that Jalen Hurts is a bad QB, then tell that person to go to hell. If anyone tries to convince you that Lamar Jackson is a bad QB, then tell that person to go to hell. If they were truly bad quarterbacks, then they wouldn't have superstar contracts.

Not going to lie, this is smarter than what many fantasy football managers do with their decisions. "In a vacuum, who would you rather have? X or Y?" Fantasy football doesn't work in a vacuum, ever. Context matters. Nuances matter.

Ayyyyy the #Cowboys did something smart!

I'm not convinced the #Cardinals will hire the right replacement for Jonathan Gannon. Not until the Bidwell ownership is gone.

Hey @schultzreport.bsky.social, start posting here, too! Twitter sucks now.

The #Browns did Kevin Stefanski a favor. Maybe he'll land somewhere better.

Justin Tucker is still a terrible person.

The criticism Ryan Poles gets from some #Bears fans is wild. They act like he's incompetent. Not every move he's made worked out, but he's actually put together a good team. Let's be happy with what we have now, and beat the Packers again! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

Arthur Blank is cleaning house! New GM and new head coach for the #Falcons coming this off-season!

Let them fade us! Less pressure! 😉 #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

The Jake Bates field goal is good. The #Lions sweep the #Bears this season with the 19-16 win in Soldier Field. The Bears finish the season 11-6, which is phenomenal for a first year head coach, turning team culture around instantly. Playoffs, here we come! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

FUCKING GOT IT!!! KEVIN BYARD INTERCEPTION!!! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Gooooood! GOOOOOOOOD! Let the #Lions keep up the miscommunication errors, resulting in penalties like intentional grounding! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

That's now 2 encroachment penalties Andrew Billings committed today. Not great, Bob. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

The #Bears defense needs a takeaway more than ever. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

TWO POINT CONVERSION IS GOOD TO COLE KMET! TIE GAME BABY!!!! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

TOUCHDOWN COLSTON LOVELAND!!! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Tom Brady called it. The man coverage the #Lions showed in that last red zone throw was perfect for that Colston Loveland catch. It's now 3rd and 1 in the red zone. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Colston Loveland was WIDE OPEN on that last catch to get the #Bears in the red zone! Funny how the Lions forgot to cover him! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

If you're not already a Luther Truther, then YOU SHOULD BE! He's a big, bright spot for the future of the #Bears' offense! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

In addition to the single-season passing yards record Caleb Williams set for the #Bears, he's also got the NFL record for most comeback wins in 2:00 or less. Not bad for a sophomore season! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

I should also mention that bungles have been a problem this season, too. That wasn't even the first one. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

I hope @marcusd.bsky.social got that last 6 comeback wins in 1 season graphic FOX just showed, because I missed it. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Please keep failing on those trick plays, #Lions, they are fun to watch! 😀 #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Congatulations to Caleb Williams for becoming the #ChicagoBears single-season leader for passing yards! He passed Erik Kramer for the record. #DaBears #BearDown #Bears

JAHDAE WALKER TOUCHDOWN!!! The #Bears FINALLY put some points on the board! Also, the two point conversion is GOOD! LIONS 16 BEARS 8 Still plenty of time to come back! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

THAT SIDEARM PASS TO BURDEN! 🥵 #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

The #Bears defense failing to adjust to opposing offenses has been concerning all season long. Dennis Allen isn't completely without fault, but I think the largest issue is defensive talent. We don't have enough of it to be more effective than takeaways. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

If the #Bears are going to make a run to win the game, then they need to start now. The window is slowly closing. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears

Even though it was an interception, I still liked the throw to DJ Moore. One on one, it was the right thing to do. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

That's better, Jahdae Walker! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

4 dropped passes so far in this game is too many. Drops have been a problem all season long, too. They make Caleb Williams look worse than he is based on completion percentage. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

That spin move Luther Burden used for the 1st down. 🤤 #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Also, what if I don't want the Masked Singer to come back? Fuck that show. 😴

GERVON DEXTER SACKS JARED GOFF!!! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Tom Brady has been right about the #Bears so far in this game. The team is flat and off rhythm. The offense hasn't had any answers for the Lions' defense, not playing as much zone today. The Bears' defense has been unable to cover the pass catchers. Still time to turn things around.

Go back to the UFL, Jake Bates! #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Damn it, Tom Brady, Pizza Hut hasn't been good since the late 1990s. They went the way of Subway by shipping in low-quality ingredients rather than have them fresh, in-house.

Great escape by Caleb, and it's a shame the Kmet catch lost 3 yards. #DaBears #BearDown #ChicagoBears #Bears

Stefanski hasn't always made great decisions. When you hand him a garbage roster, you get garbage results. Good coaching only goes so far.