I just want a president who is sane and surrounded by competent people. And if I can't have that, I'll happily settle for a president that eats the souls of all the right wing dipshits I deeply despise. Liberal, Democratic Socialist, Pastafarian. I don't really give a shit what label they go by.

DERANGED PSYCHOPATHIC SUB-HUMAN BEHAVIOR! Words cannot adequately describe how much I hate the sick fucking freak who used a false police report to terrorize Pete Buttigieg's family. The scum responsible for the false report deserves LIFE IN PRISON. At a minimum.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The families of injured soldiers are now telling the press that the Trump Admin is actively covering up war injuries. The cover up has even caused the denial and delay of treatment for critical brain injuries. SICKENING! DEPRAVED! TREASONOUS!

Iran will never again open the Strait because America and Israel will never meet its demands. The military industrial complex, the machinery of our empire simply won't allow it. It will be opened by force at the cost of thousands of American lives. Gonna get real, real ugly.

BREAKING NO SHIT NEWS: The Iran deal is falling apart. J.D. Vance will no longer be doing another humiliation ritual in Switzerland. Our terrorist ally is attacking our terrorist enemy, which in turn means we must halt our own terroristic ambitions in Cuba for a few more days.

The fact Trump chose France as the location to sign his surrender is genuinely fucking hilarious. Right wing dipshits have been mocking the French my entire life for WW2. So triggered they go around foaming at the mouth while chowing down "freedom fries." Now look at you! CLUCK, CLUCK, MAGA CUCKS!

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER! Talk about a pussy ass bitch! Trump and all his fascist fart mufflers are now blaming JD Vance for the whole goddamn HISTORICALLY HUMILIATING Iran deal. As if Vance isn't Trump's personal human bidet, a spineless sycophant utterly at his command.

Donald Trump is hiding this Iran deal like Ted Cruz hides his dog-faced gremlin of a wife. Which is really saying something, as Cruz doesn't even roll the fucking windows down when he leaves her locked up in a hot car every time he visits Mar-a-Lago. This deal must be FUGLY.

Quite frankly, if I were Michelle Obama, I'd now run for president purely out of spite. I'd be like "You want to call me a man? Fine. I'll be THE man, win the goddamn White House in a landslide, and then shove my big presidential dick right up your ass." But that's just me, man.

Happy fake birthday, America! As a gift, you get a bunch of roided out, half naked, closeted men performing simulated sodomy at the White House! Also, a president who just gave the Islamic Republic's asshole a tongue bath after needlessly killing our troops for nothing! WOOHOO! AMERICA!

CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK, YOU DUMB MAGA CUCKS! Trump bitches out once again. He huffed, puffed, then bent the fuck over and spread his cheeks for Iran's Supreme Leader. That "deal" he's bragging about? Iran just came out and said it's all in his fucking head. SO FUCKING HUMILIATING.

I can't stop cracking the fuck up when a TRUMP SUPPORTER tries to scold others about Graham Platner's supposed degeneracy. Go eat a giant diseased dick. He's going to win and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Hypocritical parasitic pieces of shit.

No honest person has ever been worth a billion dollars. An innate psychopathy, a fundamentally diseased and rotten mind is required to reach that level of wealth. I say we go full McCarthyism but instead of Communists, we broadly demonize and persecute the Epstein class. Change I can believe in.

CNN and any other major news network partnering with and pushing predatory prediction markets should be crucified by the next Department of Justice. Sickening how they treat a degenerate gambling company with close ties to Trump's dipshit son as a legit polling source. Parasites.

Iran just bombed a ship owned by Trump's close friend and large donor. It's like every day these devastating, highly successful attacks occur and the media shrugs it off. This is intentional. Insidious. At this point, I'm legit fine with criminally investigating ALL major network executives.

BREAKING NO SHIT NEWS: THE FAKE CEASEFIRE CONTINUES TO BE FAKE. Iran is going absolutely ape shit on our military assets and blowing up anything that fucking moves right now. The media's coordinated coverup of this shitshow must be investigated by congress after the mid-terms.

Jesus Christ. Apparently, Trump has a "no fatties" rule for soldiers given tickets to his ghetto ass UFC event at the White House. He and his three chins only want to be surrounded by fuckable people as he watches sweaty men simulate sodomy. Checks out for the Epstein class.

When Stephen Miller first got his corpse bride, I just expected her to stay home and raise their toilet serpent hatchling. To keep things traditional. Clean the lair, prepare mice for being swallowed whole. I'd have preferred that. The whole world would have preferred that.

BREAKING: 5 Americans were recently injured in the retaliatory attack on our base in Kuwait. Hell, they could be dead by now along with many more, as CENTCOM has been desperately trying to cover up this massive clusterfuck. Trump is leaving our people sitting fucking ducks.

When Stephen Miller first got his corpse bride, I just expected her to stay home and raise their toilet serpent hatchling. To keep things traditional. Clean the lair, prepare mice for being swallowed whole. I'd have preferred that. The whole world would have preferred that.

What the fuck did I just watch. Trump apparently bailed on his scheduled press briefing, so it was just Scott Bessent up on stage loaded up with a vibrating butt plug, jerking his head around like Susan Collins if she had just smoked meth for the first time. LOCK HIM UP!

Remember when the media would panic about North Korea getting nuclear weapons? They'd fearmonger about that shit 24/7. Then, Kim Jong Un wrote love letters to Trump like he was a lonely horny inmate serving a life sentence. Now, North Korea has nukes and nobody gives a shit.

I'm so sick of the condescension from these soulless bloodsucking parasites. When the poor get money from the government, it's broadly demonized as "fraud." When the rich get federal money from slush funds and corporate welfare policies, it's "recompence" and "economic stimulus."

Reports that JD Vance is having 2nd thoughts about running in 2028. Apparently he's "not wanting to own everything that happened the last two years." A little late for that, couch fucker. You'll forever be remembered as Trump's human bidet, a felonious fascist fart muffler.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FUCK. I am so sick and goddamn tired of 2nd-hand whiplash from Trump's demented necrotic brain. One day Trump is gonna annihilate Iran. The next, he wants to give their asshole a tongue bath. MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND ALREADY. Just make it fucking stop.

There is a reason Trump changes his foreign policy positions more frequently than Kristi Noem's sissy husband changes pairs of big fake balloon tits. His diseased, rotting brain is malleable mush. He's swayed by whoever he talks to last. All it takes is a compliment and a bribe.

Jesus Christ, corpse on a stick. The latest "assassination attempt" has more red flags than a mega church gloryhole. Either it's one of the single greatest acts of malpractice by federal law enforcement or the government orchestrated the entire goddamn thing. Take your pick.

HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT! Another "assassination attempt" just as Trump SURRENDERS TO IRAN! This shit is so goddamn fake, lame, embarrassing and made for the consumption of supernaturally stupid dipshits. Does anyone actually believe this shit anymore?

OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! What a crock of shit. Tulsi Gabbard didn't resign because she cares about her dipshit husband having cancer. That succubus has a pussy packed full of vipers and would snuff him out in his sleep if it meant getting closer to the presidency. FAKE NEWS!

BREAKING: House Republicans were just about to join the Senate and vote against the Iran war. Instead of allowing congress to assert its CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY.... Mike Johnson just chose to shut down the House until fucking June. THIS MUST BE MADE ILLEGAL! GODDAMN TREASON!

Go ahead, Trump dick sucks. Celebrate Massie getting defeated. Dance, dipshits, dance. Real easy for the establishment to swing a party primary in their favor. Leaving vast swaths of your base pissed off and alienated tends to bite ya in the ass.

Fuck it. So long as the killers of Renee Good and Alex Pretti remain free, the next president should pardon Luigi Mangione, Tyler Robinson, and Cole Tomas Allen. If we don't get justice, NO RIGHT WINGER EVER SHOULD.

If you ACTUALLY believe that Cuba is planning to attack America, you are fucked in the head beyond all hope of salvation. I mean, the very definition of an insufferable dipshit. I have no idea how these fuckwits manage to make it through life being so supernaturally stupid.

I find Thomas Massie's politics detestable, but it's a degree of detestable that I can stomach and work with. He's got balls and a spine and actual beliefs, which is more than can be said for ANY other federally elected Republican. I genuinely hope he wins his primary.

YOU HEARD YOUR PRESIDENT, AMERICA! Trump says we don't need to secure Iran's nuclear materials anymore. Hell, now we don't even gotta re-open the Strait. Just do your patriotic duty and suck dick for gas while he rubs one out to ballroom porn AFTER LAUNCHING A FAILED POINTLESS WAR.

TALK ABOUT A DEMENTED DOCILE DIPSHIT! Trump acted like he was a fucking hostage in China. I've never seen him so submissive and robotic. "Yes, Mr. Xi Jinping. Have your way with Taiwan. And me too -- me love you long time. Please grab me by the pussy, strong man." HUMILIATION!

The Virginia Supreme Court so gleefully silenced the voices of Virginia voters. It's only fitting that their representatives return the favor and remove the right wing rot from Virginia's courts. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY encourage going balls to the wall on this.

TRUMP GETS CUCKED IN CHINA. Only low level Chinese staffers were on the ground to greet Trump as he slowly waddled down the steps of Air Force One. Chinese papers aren't even putting the visit on the front page. All as Iran allows China through the Strait in exchange for weapons.

SO MUCH FOR IRAN'S NAVY BEING OBLITERATED. They just swarmed the Strait of Hormuz with mini subs and are now firing on cargo ships. Not only that, they just responded to Trump's offer with a counter proposal that basically reads "Fuck you. We do what we want. That's our terms."

My mom, my sister, my girlfriend. All the kindest and most redeemable aspects of my personality can in some way be attributed to the women in my life. Without their influence, I'd be a far more monstrous human being. Happy Mother's Day.

I want to be a good person. A kind person, someone who listens to better angels and indulges in the milk of human kindness. Tragically, I'm surrounded by dead-behind-the-eye dipshits who piss in that milk constantly, so you're just going to have to fuck off with that warm fuzzy nonsense.

Yes, the right wing dipshits on the Virginia Supreme Court overturned the will of the voters in terms of re-districting. No, it isn't going to make any goddamn difference. Democrats will still easily gain the House in a historic landslide. Save this post for future enjoyment.

By voting for Donald Trump, you forever forfeit your humanity in my eyes. This is even true for blood relatives. I see you as a scourge on the planet. A pestilence, not a person. I could never empathize with someone so fundamentally worthless and irreversibly fucked in the head.

I just want every lever of the federal government to be weaponized and used to make the lives of Trump supporters miserable. I want masked agents storming into their churches. I want CPS to randomly inspect "home school" environments. I'm a one issue voter: GIVE ME REVENGE.

LIE AFTER LIE AFTER MOTHERFUCKING LIE! Iran is firing at our fucking destroyers and hammering our military sites. Trump just struck Iran back while having the fucking nerve to say "this doesn't mean the ceasefire is over." FUCK ANY "JOURNALIST" PARTICIPATING IN THIS PROPAGANDA!

ATTENTION: IRAN IS CURRENTLY GOING APE SHIT BOMBING OUR MILITARY SITES. They appear to be launching a significant attack across the region, all as our demented dipshit "president" is trying to gaslight the world about some fictional peace deal. AMERICA LOOKS SO FUCKING WEAK!

BWHAHAHAHA. You gotta love when fascist fuckwits punch themselves in the dick! DeSantis absolutely fucked the GOP with his DUMMYMANDER. If turnout is anything like 2018 or 2020, Dems could GAIN up to 3 seats in Florida thanks to his new map. I'm telling you people: GOP IS FUCKED.

THE PARASITES ARE TERRIFIED OF A BLUE WAVE! The White House Counsel's Office is running panicked briefings for staff explaining what congressional oversight is. Using PowerPoints to illustrate why they must be careful of what they put in writing. LOCK ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS UP!

MARK MY WORDS: Roy Cooper is gonna win. James Talarico is gonna win. Graham Platner is gonna win. Mary Peltola is gonna win. Sherrod Brown is going to fucking win. I'd bet my life Democrats win the Senate. Rendering Fetterman obsolete and keeping Thomas & Alito's seats safe for Dem Justices.

THE "ASSASINATION ATTEMPT" story is falling apart rapidly. Now, apparently, the "shooter" didn't even fire off a single fucking shot! Obviously, I don't support suspending the Constitution. But if we did, start with ARRESTING EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER CHEERING FOR A "BALLROOM."