Call me hateful. Hyperbolic. Evil. Satanic. A psychopath. An extremist libtard. A shitposter. I have insufficient fucks to give. I've spent my entire life bleeding my streams of consciousness out all over the internet unfiltered, consequences be damned. My posts reflect who I am. I'm proud of that.

DEAR TRUMP VOTING MILITARY PARENTS: you will watch your flesh and blood return home in body bags because your bloated orange messiah got bored and war horny. When you look at their closed casket, know that YOU put your own child there. Fuck you and fuck your feelings.

My heart goes out to any parent who has a child about to be sent to a slaughter in Iran. Unless you voted for Trump, in which case I hope the soul crushing depression, grief, and guilt breaks down your ability to ever again experience joy or even remain functional in the world.

Posted more today than I have in the last month. Just a whole lot of built up seething hatred and fuckery to express. Some of that fuckery was foul, almost all of it obscene and belligerent. But that's just who the fuck I am and it felt real good getting it out. Thanks for indulging me.

What's that? It's a bird! It's a plane! No... IT'S A BIG BLUE VEINY DICK GETTING SHOVED UP THE ASS OF MAR-A-LAGO! Democrats just flipped a seat and cucked Trump right in his own back yard.

Just a friendly reminder that Charlie Kirk is dead, nobody gives a shit anymore, and his wife is busy grifting off his corpse and fucking all his friends.

There is no greater danger to the human species than America's vile, virulent strain of Christianity. If left unchecked, it will almost certainly lead to global extinction. Empirical evidence for this is written across nearly every page of American history.

Tulsi Gabbard is a criminally compromised, complicit, crooked cunt. She was one 10 years ago, she is one today, and even if she spends the rest of her life railing against Trump... she'll still shed her mortal coil being a criminally compromised, crooked, complicit cunt.

So long as James Talarico gets elected and votes the right way, he can suck off Jesus in front of the camera as much as he wishes. Doesn't make it any less revolting, but such is the nature of his electorate.

Every strain of Abrahamic Monotheism repulses me. If you're a decent person and actually try to adhere to the warm fuzzy elements of your faith, I will pretend to respect your beliefs for brief periods of time. The best I can do for ya.

As far as I'm concerned, I firmly believe every youth minister in the country is guilty of child abuse in one form or another.

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I'm not here to make you feel better about a rotten reality. I don't want to comfort you or calm you down. My job is to preach the Gospel of Fuck You. To feed your darkest impulses, to dehumanize the inhumane & fuel a primal rage that's righteous. Fuck forgiveness. No compassion for cancerous rot.

They say you grow calmer as you age. That you chill out, become more empathetic and understanding of the many idiocies plaguing the human condition. A bunch of nonsense. I've reached a point in my life where I love myself enough to fully embrace my hatred of dipshits. No shame.

I just talked to Jesus. Real deep shit was said. No way to sugar coat it. American Christianity has become so insufferably fucking stupid that he's quoting Nietzsche and smoking clove cigarettes. I asked if he was suicidal. He responded "What's the point? Tried that shit before."

Which witch, you illiterate bitch? Pretty fucking sad when a majority of the immigrants being deported by ICE have a better grasp of the English language than the FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. What a sick sad world we live in. Just supernaturally fucking stupid.

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! Trump is getting his back blown out by Iran. Straight up getting his shit pushed in. So fucking pathetic he pussies out of his threat & LIES about talks. Iran responds with "You ain't talking to shit, schizo bitch. Lose my number!"

Fucking finally done traveling. Saw half the goddamn country over these past months. Settled home now, rocking a hate hard-on and ready to explode with about a week's worth of built up shitposting. Time to catch up on the clusterfuck we call reality. Regularly scheduled fuckery shall now resume.

Third time in three months airport security decided to pull me aside to fondle my balls. Whatever, man. I’m just grateful they showed up to work today.

Every church in America needs to be investigated for crimes against children. And every conservative homeschooling children needs to be investigated to ensure laws are being followed. Give these fucks their own Nick Shirley treatment. Except we don’t gotta lie like that twink.

It always cracks me the fuck up when some MAGA dipshit replies to my posts with "Wow. Why so much hatred in your heart?" Real rich coming from you sadistic fucking freaks. I am indeed filled with hatred for INSUFFRABLY STUPID DEAD-BEHIND-THE-EYE DIPSHITS. You are a cancerous rot.

FALSE ALARM! Chuck Norris died after all. I'm seeing reports he succumbed to an infected anal prolapse, but as of yet these reports haven't been verified. All I know is few escape Lindsey Graham's fuck dungeon alive. Big bad Chuck Norris killed by a gerbil gnawing inside his ass. WOW!

THE UNITED STATES IS OCCUPIED BY A SEX TRAFFICKING CARTEL CONTROLLED BY DRUG ADDICT BILLIONAIRES AND A UNHINGED GENOCIDAL FOREIGN POWER. I REPEAT, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AS IT STANDS NOW IS ILLEGITIMATE AND EVEN THE LOWEST RANKING MEMBERS OF THIS ILLEGAL ADMINISTRATION MUST FACE CHARGES OF TREASON.

Trump admitting he had no idea that Iran would go kamikaze on every Muslim country currently balls deep in his crooked necrotic ass with bribes is such a gross act of incompetence. It alone warrants immediate removal from office.

Eventually, we're going to have to arrest John Fetterman. I don't know for what yet, but I'm sure an Attorney General Jasmine Crockett or Letitia James will be able to figure something out. The next POTUS must hire only the best people! And by best, I mean the most vicious.

MAGA, making America great again -- one methed-out meemaw giving gumjobs for gas at a time. And no worries, Bubba. It ain't gay if you only deep throat to fuel your pick-up truck. Don't make o'l meemaw shoulder (or swallow) the load all alone. Team work makes the American dream work.

The pure unadulterated joy Trump displayed when he cracked a shit eating grin and blurted out “DEAD BY JUNE!” was so surreal. Like he views it as a personal victory when anyone dies before him. The whole world will be cracking that same smile when he succumbs to his necrotic rot.

I just want to express my deepest thoughts and prayers for the cancer currently eating away at Susie Wiles' tits right now. It's an ugly job, but someone's gotta do it. Godspeed and good luck on your mission.

Been traveling non stop the last goddamn week. I’m so out of the loop when it comes to the soul extinguishing rot of contemporary reality. Time to catch up on all the foul fuckery and snuff out a little bit more of my faith in humanity.

Ya know, I've never been much of a pet person, or a people person, or really a living creature person of any kind. But I'm currently visiting my girlfriend in Orlando and it's like her dog can see into the black abyss of my soul with warm, understanding eyes. I think I like him.

Democrats have put forward efforts to FULLY fund TSA agents. It never should have been linked to that monstrous abomination known as DHS anyway. It is MAGA and MAGA alone who refuse to fund these underpaid TSA workers.

It's clear that every little dipshit Musk hired to work on the MURDEROUS FRAUD known as "DOGE" is guilty of countless felonies. Stealing and leaking our data, sadistically hurting as many as possible. I don't care if they are only 21. PROSECUTORS MUST RUIN THEIR FUCKING LIFE.

Exactly one year from now, American troops will STILL be getting killed by the Iranians. Iran is a mountainous death trap that has the balls of global commerce in a vise grip. Our enemies will supply them. Our allies will cut deals with them. Their influence amplified massively.

Iran is going to become one of America's greatest humiliations on the world stage. Trump is singlehandedly going to fall flat on his necrotic fucking face and shatter the illusion of American invincibility.

GODDAMN. It looks like Iran is nowhere near to being disarmed and low on weaponry. Somehow, the new Supreme Leader is STILL pissed off that we killed his father, wife, and son. Trump even offered to bomb them a little less, but nope, STILL WANTS TO CRASH THE GLOBAL ECONOMY. Durrr

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! A Democrat just received the most votes in Georgia's jungle election to fill Large Marge's vacant seat. He has officially forced a run-off election in a Trump +36 district. Gotta love a big blue veiny dick up the ass of Trump country.

I genuinely want Trump voting farmers to lose everything. I want to see the legacy of your family, generations of blood, sweat, and tears... all liquidated into a nice fat pay check for Trump's buddies at the big banks. It's what you fucking deserve. Fuck your entire bloodline.

CLUSTERFUCK! Trump sees the markets implode, talks to Putin on the phone, and now suddenly he's claiming "victory" and acting like the war is over. Meanwhile, the son of the leader he just killed has seized power and is looking to avenge the death of his father, wife and son.

The economy is being absolutely crucified by Trump. Over 90,000 jobs lost and a fuck ton of downward revisions from the last reports. Throw in gas and grocery prices surging and you have a legit disaster.

Fucking Christ, man. Spent all day flying and it appears a whole fuck ton of shit happened while I was in the sky. That bubonic botoxed bitch, Kristi Noem, has been demoted alongside her little fascist fuck ferret lover. Catching up on this will be quite enjoyable.

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK. American troops are now actively being told that we're waging a holy war on Iran. That Trump is divinely ordained by God to usher in ARMAGEDDON and trigger the fucking rapture. A SUICIDAL DEATH CULT IS RUNNING THE FUCKING PENTAGON.

FUCKING CHRIST! We're up to 6 US soldiers dead at this point. Reports coming in that the number of severely wounded American troops is far greater than currently being reported by the government. If so, that means service members on their death bed are being swept under the rug.

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER! I'm traumatized by those pics of Trump's rotting face. The flesh eating bacteria gnawing away at his saggy necrotic flesh. Looks like an undead STD infested vagina. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat again. I don't think I'll ever be able to fuck again.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE ON TRUMP'S FUCKING FACE!? I'd post it, but it's so foul it damn well might violate obscenity laws. It looks like a bacteria is actively eating his flesh and forming a wound on his face that resembles a syphilis infested vagina. UNDEAD NECROTIC FREAK!

Billions of humans glued to screens watching a never ending stream of fresh war porn. Massacres being launched by nation states looking to churn out "fire content." This is the terminally idiotic timeline we live in. Steadily marching towards our own extinction.

BREAKING: A U.S. F-15 FIGHTER JET JUST WENT DOWN IN KUWAIT. Iran says it shot it down. America is claiming technical difficulties or friendly fire. Nobody knows which of these two lying terrorist states to believe. A $100 million jet destroyed, but the pilot fortunately lived.

Well, Christian extremists, it looks like not even your God and the fucking Iron Dome are keeping Jerusalem safe right now. Multiple direct hits. If I actually believed in your religious mind rot, I'd say your God is clearly forsaking you and the supposed "holy land." This is spiraling FAST.

The problem with a president telling blatant lies about even small stuff is that it makes it hard to believe anything they say when it comes to important shit. Especially war. I don't believe a single goddamn war update Trump puts out until it's verified independently.

Only a matter of time before Trump has Tulsi claiming our troops have found "proof of election hacking" in Iran. Trump will try to use this war to declare a national emergency and take over elections before the mid-terms. Every city will become a clusterfuck like Minneapolis.

America and Israel just killed over 80 little girls in Iran. They won't be the last. I clearly despise Islamism and wish the worst for Iran's leadership, but right now America is the greatest existential threat the globe has ever known. A monstrous, belligerent force of evil.