Trump doesn't know what to do when people actually fight back and stand up to his bullshit. We see it time and time again with the trade wars. It's also why he's crying about Gavin Newsom pointing out his bitch tits and dementia. The Emperor has no clothes and a massive FUPA.

Let MAGA use the shutdown to fire whoever the fuck they want. Go ahead, let 'em gut government. They're just going to end up being the dog that caught the car. Not hard finding videos of Trump joyfully CREAMING his adult diapers over the shutdown. People know who to blame.

The America we grew up in is already dead. The economy is being held together by stitches and market manipulation, prices rising as rapidly as the brazen acts of corruption. Americans are already suffering from this unlawful regime. Rip off the band-aid. Shatter the illusion and SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN.

Some unhinged MAGA veteran who stanned Charlie Kirk just slaughtered a bunch of Mormons. You can blow the "left wing terror threat" bullshit out your ass. No group will ever kill more Americans than Republican voters.

Trump's Justice Department has orders to target anyone who expresses views considered to be "anti-Christian." Something they say is a "pre-crime" sign of "terrorism." Eat my atheistic ass. I'm NEVER surrendering my Constitutional right to express seething disdain for dipshits.

ICE IS A VICIOUS CARTEL THAT HIRES SADISTIC RAPISTS. Huge lawsuits filed against the facility in Louisiana. A woman was brutally assaulted and forced to sexually gratify a sick fuck "assistant warden." ICE fired him yet deny all allegations. ICE = MAGA SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

Just a friendly fucking reminder that I'm still waiting for Jesus to stop a single goddamn bullet. I wish he would. If a God can't stop a massacre at his own divine place of worship, what fucking good is he anyway? Why the hell should anyone keep trying to pray away gun violence?

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER. We now know why Pete Hegseth is putting national security at risk by having hundreds of top military leaders all fly to the same place. It's so this aging drunken dipshit frat boy can tell them not to be woke and gay. AMERICA A GODDAMN LAUGHING STOCK!

There is nothing more repulsive than a dipshit who outsources their barely functional brain to AI. They already go through life expending as little mental energy as possible, but even that's too much. I'm sick of being saturated with shitty, soulless slop content.

Frankly, my instinctual reaction is always to tell James Comey to eat a giant diseased dick. He'd be experiencing none of this right now if he didn't proudly screw Hillary over with his blatant foul fuckery. That said, the case is OBJECTIVELY TOTAL BULLSHIT. Expect a dismissal.

I fucking swear, man. I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. Please, please... can Hakeem Jeffries say two fucking sentences without putting his hands in front of the camera and karate chopping the air? THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING WITH? Letters, prayers, and intro to public speaking. WTF.

HOLY FUCKING FALSE FLAG. And of course, Kash Patel is again cock blocking the operation with his incompetence. Only a DIPSHIT believes a radical ANTIFA "leftist" just murdered two detained immigrants & conveniently wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a single unused bullet before shooting himself.

I swear on the love of all things fuck, if I see Catturd start waving around a Ukrainian flag now... I'm going to go through some really dark and strange places mentally.

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS WHY CHRISTIANITY ANNOYS ME SO GODDAMN MUCH! Frankly, I'm sick and fucking tired of the blue balls. Every other week these nutjobs tease a "Rapture." A magical moment when MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of dipshits vanish into thin air. LIES! LIES! LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump legit gave the most humiliating speech ever delivered by a U.S. president. I'm fucking serious. Biden could have literally seized out and started tongue fucking an ice cream cone in front of the entire United Nations and it STILL wouldn't have been this embarrassing to be American. HOLY SHIT.

The goal is to exhaust you. To overwhelm your senses with overwhelming amounts of malignant idiocy. A government crusade against Kimmel one day, a war on Tylenol declared the next. POTUS publicly instructing the AG to prosecute political opponents? More foul fuckery memory holed.

We've reached a point where even right wing pollsters like Atlas Intel have Democrats TROUNCING Republicans among nearly every demographic on the generic ballot. This is why the nutsacks of Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens finally dropped enough to criticize Trump.

Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that undead bastard Ted Cruz didn't crawl out of his fart coffin to criticize the Trump Admin out of "principle." We're talking about a dude who kissed Trump's ring after he called his wife a dog faced gremlin. Cruz knows Trump is COOKED.

My spite comes with no expiration date. Tucker Carlson could literally cure cancer and I still wouldn't say a kind thing about the fucker. I'm not giving him a sticker or a cookie for temporarily switching off the MAGA grift he gleefully helped birth from his bussy.

The mainstream media, along with the FCC, has been completely compromised. We don't have an independent mainstream press. Truth is, we never have -- and now it's just becoming painfully obvious. We've been betrayed. All press are slaves to the hyperemotional MAGA mind virus. "Woke" for dipshits.

Sure, MAGA bitches. Go on your unhinged cancel culture crusade. The irony of Charlie Kirk's death revealing you all to be a bunch of hypocritical, overly sensitive language cops is so fucking delicious. You're pissing on Kirk's "legacy" far better than any liberal ever could.

Alright, man. Just so we got this straight. The official MAGA state line is now that trans women are so irresistibly attractive that one filled some young Mormon gun nut with so much lust and devotion that he killed Charlie Kirk? Sounds like a self-report. Gonna need evidence.

I'm accused of being a rabid anti-theist with some clear form of psychosis. That could be true, but I still love James Talarico. You know why? He's a better human being than me. I like it when my politicians make me want to be a better person. I never do it, but still feels nice.

MAGA's obsession with trans has made chicks with dicks a forbidden fruit for young white male men from religious homes. It's all they've talked about for like a decade now and the result is an intense craving within their own communities. A hatred spawned from repressed lust.

I love how MAGA is pissing on the "legacy" of Charlie Kirk by turning into unhinged cancel culture warriors blowing snot bubbles over edgy speech. "WAH. WAH. WAH. I'm putting you on a fucking naughty list!" Joe Rogan is actively transitioning into Ellen DeGeneres. Crazy times.

Ezra Klein is a prolific parasitic piece of shit who has never had a real belief or original idea in his entire wretched life. An overpaid pompous pundit pissant with less intellectual depth and value than a comatose rodent.

Meghan McCain is such a disgrace to her father. Just so fucking insufferable. No wonder she spent her youth being bullied into an eating disorder and indulging in reckless group sex with strangers to fill the void. Or, at least that's what Jesus just told me during prayer.

Listen, conservatives. I know you're going through a hard time right now. You've suffered a great loss. But, to find comfort and strength, just imagine that a year from now Charlie Kirk will be smiling down from heaven watching another man rail his wife and raise his children.

Oh god. This is so fucking tragic. I feel sick inside, like my organs are radiating pain from the grief. With Charlie Kirk now dead, HOW WILL THIS SEASON OF SOUTH PARK BE SAVED!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!

Permanently blocking and unfollowing any "liberal" I see expressing well wishes for Charlie fucking Kirk. You're talking about someone who mocked the grieving parents of dead school children to score internet debating points. You are weak and pathetic. I disown you and your toxic compassion.

Holy fucking shit. Twitter is QUICK to police this Charlie Kirk situation. Little babies get gunned down and that fucker was free to mock grieving parents, champion guns and blame it all on mental illness. Now that some psycho busts a cap in him, we gotta be respectful? FUCK OFF.

EVERYTHING, ALL AT ONCE. All fronts. This is a legit fucking WAR. It may be cold, but a war nonetheless. Don't dismiss ANY act of criminality or incompetence as a "distraction." There are enough of us to HAMMER AWAY ON EVERY SINGLE FOUL FUCKUP OF THE TRUMP CRIME SYNDICATE.

No, I don't consider a Trump voter to be a fellow citizen. I do not even consider them to be a fellow human being. They are a pestilence, not people. Of course, I'd NEVER advocate for violence. Just send them all to some isolated anti-vax island and let nature do its thing.

MAKE MAGA FARMERS HOMELESS. Since they are now cool with communism, SEIZE ALL MAGA FARM LAND AND HAND IT OVER TO THE MIGRANTS THAT ACTUALLY DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK. It'd be so goddamn hilarious to see Pedro take over your dumbass grandaddy's land, Bubba. FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE BLOODLINE.

Pretty fucked up we're at a point where a writer has to SERIOUSLY worry about the federal government sending militarized bitch-tit brigades to kick in their door and bury them in frivolous suits and charges simply for using free speech to exercise their craft.

YES! Big pharma is clearly a collection of ruthless state sanctioned drug cartels that don't hesitate a single second before snuffing out lives for the sake of profit. I still trust them a thousand times more than an inbred deformed batshit crazy sadistic nepo brat like RFK Jr.

STOP CALLING PETER THIEL THE ANTI-CHRIST! HERESY! The Anti-Christ will be a charismatic alpha male with a chiseled jawline. A charming degenerate liberator swimming in pussy. NOT A GODDAMN REPTILIAN BUSSY BOY WHO SWEATS OFF HIS MEAT SUIT WHENEVER BIG BALLS BLOWS HIS BACK OUT.

Absolutely. Compared to any Trump voter, I am Jesus Christ himself. You should be on your knees crying with gratitude over the gift of being graced by my divine presence. I forgive you for your sins, sweet cheeks.

Truly, I struggle to adequately put into words just how much of a rancid, wretched, putrid, blown out, bow legged, braindead bimbo bitch Karoline Leavitt is. A supernaturally stupid syphilitic skank if I ever saw one.

Damn near every single person I know works their ass off. Many in some profession that actively helps humanity, sometimes putting themselves at risk in the process. Some two jobs at a goddamn time. Almost all are struggling to afford the cost of staying alive in Trump's America.

Trump has the National Guard picking up garbage for a reason. The goal is to normalize the military occupying all corners of society. Masking it in banality to make you think a military dictatorship is friendly. Those same troops would shoot ya & sweep your brains off the street if ordered to do so.

I'm so sick and fucking tired of seeing bad shit happen to GOOD people. They always seem to be the only ones who suffer. I never pretend to be a good person. I'm a cynical prick. But It's high time for us miserable mean bastards to defend good people from rotten motherfuckers.

I don't give a shit. I'll die on this hill. I warned there'd be disastrous consequences if Stephen Miller was allowed to breed with his blown out corpse bride. Now, there's a deadly parasite called a "screwworm" that is literally eating people alive in the U.S. I TOLD YOU SO.

Harvard University. Columbia University. Every other overpriced and overhyped academic institution that's surrendered to Trump's extortion. All MUST SUFFER severe consequences. Pillage their immense treasuries and give it to struggling state schools and community colleges.

Listen, people. Some of you need to get your fucking heads in the game. Stop with the defeatist bullshit. Will Trump try to steal the election or shut it down? Yes, but he's GOING TO FAIL AND FALL FLAT ON HIS SAGGY NECROTIC ASS. Don't give up before shit even pops off.

It's been over ten fucking years, man. A decade that's felt like a goddamn century. The majority of my adulthood spent contesting this carnival of the grotesque alongside you fine heathens. I'm older, wiser, and about as calm as A NUCLEAR FUCKING WARHEAD. Screw chilling out.

Well, with everyone suddenly being cool with the government taking over private sector companies, the next Dem POTUS absolutely MUST forcibly seize as much SpaceX and Tesla as possible. They've already long been sucking off Uncle Sam. May as well make it official.

DEAR DEAD-BEHIND-THE-EYE MAGA FUCKWITS: BILL CLINTON AWAITS YOUR APOLOGY. Ghislaine Maxwell, the convicted child sex trafficker you're going "YASSS QUEEN" for right now -- said he never went to Epstein Island. In the EXACT SAME convo she "exonerated" your bloated orange messiah in.

Well, holy fucking shit! Who would have guessed crime statistics go down when a president illegally enacts MARTIAL FUCKING LAW and fires anyone who presents data that displeases him. Meanwhile, ICE ROAMS THE STREETS IN MASKS BRUTALIZING PREGNANT WOMEN. Anyone praising this is sub-human.

On DAY ONE, the next president MUST pardon every single individual charged with "assault" on ICE officers. No conditions. Resisting being kidnapped by masked men in unmarked vehicles is ALWAYS an act of SELF-DEFENSE. Especially given ICE impersonators are RAPING WOMEN RIGHT NOW.