The worst thing Venezuela or any nation threatened by America can do? Cooperate with us. Believe our lies. Taliban thugs aren't in power right now because of American diplomatic grace or generosity. They survived because they spent years sending our troops home in body bags.

What a grotesque fucking sight. The UN calling an emergency meeting to address the global threat of a transparently depraved, homicidal, thoroughly criminal United States of America. China scolding us with cold truth, pretending to be a moral authority. THAT USED TO BE OUR JOB!

It is not treason to call out the crimes committed by your own nation. It is not unpatriotic to be against brazen lawlessness and outright thuggery being committed by your military. It takes loving America to refuse to accept the hideous blight on the world that it has become.

America, as it stands today on the world stage, is objectively evil. It is the greatest threat to global security that the world has ever known. It is homicidal, belligerent, and blatantly corrupt. We'll betray EVERY ally with a smile on our face. It makes me sad, but it's true.

Trump seems to think Venezuelans are just going to let him illegally colonize their country and joyfully accept a puppet president chosen by the most repulsive gringo on the planet. This will clearly end with the tragedy of American troops coming home in body bags.

Only a matter of time before China takes Taiwan now. Every major military power in the world now has a blank check to invade whatever smaller nation they wish. America certainly has no moral or legal ground to stand on when opposing you. Venezuela is one deadly domino falling.

Watching Trump speak at this press conference, I can't help but feel physically ill. I have never seen him look more repulsive. Slurring, slurping, big winded raspy breaths. Hunched over like a soulless husk while talking about OCCUPATION and NATION BUILDING. Fucking grotesque.

The lesson is clear to pretty much every nation on the planet. Arm yourself with nuclear weapons or America WILL fuck your shit up and rape your land of all its resources. Only a matter of time.

I disagree with Massie on nearly everything. But, I sure as hell do respect the man. Wish I could say that about any other elected Republican. I don't want to hate conservatives. I dream of an America where politics is boring and sincere policy debates with people you respect.

Politically speaking, I'm thrilled to see Trump betray campaign promises and launch wildly unpopular wars. I just unfortunately know the result will be deaths in the potential MILLIONS before the Trump crime syndicate finally implodes. Things are about to get real, real ugly.

Well, Maduro. On the bright side, you're being indicted by Pam Bondi's DOJ. Given their track record, at least a 50% chance they won't even get your charges to pass a grand jury. Still, you're dealing with a crook president who murdered Epstein, so Trump is gonna kill ya anyway.

Today, it saddens me to say, I am DISGRACED to be an American. We reside in a rogue state and DESERVE to be made pariahs by the international community. Our "allies" (who we simply are waiting to attack and pillage) need to come together to bring us to our knees economically.

No new wars, eh? ONE MORE FAILED FUCKING PROMISE. Lie after lie after motherfucking lie. The world has the right to say FUCK AMERICA. We are, without question, the most dangerous and belligerent nation on the planet. What a humiliation it is to be from this SHITHOLE COUNTRY.

Looking at Mamdani, I can't help but think we should do away with the rule requiring someone to be born here to run for president. I mean let's be fucking real: Trump has made it perfectly clear natural born citizens are at greater risk of becoming corrupt foreign agents.

San Diego, Raleigh, Orlando, and now Buffalo. I've either lived or spent considerable periods of time in each of these big cities. Every single one would cease to operate without immigrants keeping people fed and critical systems functional. MAGA is a societal cyanide capsule.

I just want to express my heartfelt love and appreciation for delivery drivers in Buffalo. Braving shitty conditions balls deep in winter to deliver my groceries and marijuana, ensuring I do not wither away and die from a lack of basic life essentials. Some real heroes.

WELCOME TO 2026! New year, same vast confederacy of dipshits. Three cheers for making it another trip around the sun without shoving my OWN fucking head into an oven. Seriously, though. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Unless I hate you, in which case I hope it's the worst year of your life.

Goddamn compassion. It's so annoying. I want to laugh about Trump trying to kill his own rural voters in Colorado. Dear Leader says they don't deserve hydration because he's pissed at the handjob lady they elected. But, even the children of dipshits deserve clean drinking water.

Christ, man. Sad to see Tatiana Schlossberg die so young (JFK's granddaughter). One family shouldn't have to put up with so much tragedy. Thoughts and condolences to the Kennedy family. Well, other than RFK Jr, a reject she hated anyway.

Jesus Christ, corpse on a fucking stick. Talk about supernatural levels of discipline, composure and restraint. Zelenskyy sure as hell must love his people. I don't think I'd be able to politely smile next to this malignant orange tumor even if my own life were on the line.

Always cracks me the fuck up when someone asks how my "relationship with Jesus is." I mean, I guess it's fine. He leaves me alone and I do whatever the fuck I want without thinking about him at all. Seems like a perfectly functional "relationship" to me. You creepy fucker.

Karoline Leavitt is "taking an extended period of time off." The big mouthed, blown out, botoxed, gold digging bitch got pregnant by her elderly husband. Not enough time to fuck her old husband, suck off Trump, give birth, PLUS lie rapidly to the nation. Mouth has GOTTA be sore.

MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS! I may be an obnoxiously militant atheist, but I'm also a pragmatist. I support Christians plagiarizing any Pagan holiday they wish if it means giving me free shit. Not like anyone actually thinks about Jesus today anyway. HAVE A NICE DAY!

It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House, Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse. In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared, Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.

It was the night before Christmas and all through the White House, Donald chased Ivanka, trying to get under her blouse. In a cuck chair by the chimney, Stephen Miller just sat & stared, Licking his lips hungrily, savoring the taste of Elon's dick that his wife kindly shared.

I must be more careful with my words. Let me re-phrase. DEPORT NICKI MINAJ! Not just because she's a criminal foreigner. Not JUST because she's a MAGA shill. But because she's old and when those fake ass cheeks give out? A CHEMICAL SPILL CAPABLE OF KILLING AN ENTIRE FUCKING CITY!

Deport Nicki Minaj. I'm sure it won't be difficult to find a reason. I forgot she existed until suddenly learning the blown out, botoxed brain dead bitch went full MAGA. Seems a common theme for aging celebrities thirsty to be talked about again.

CBS must be DECIMATED for its corruption and cowardice. Legal punishment for these spineless sniveling sycophants MUST be embraced by the next Dem nominee. NO FORGIVENESS. CBS has betrayed the trust of the public. It's too far gone to be allowed to survive. Examples must be made.

Well, slap my ass and call me Sally. I didn't see this coming. Bill Clinton is calling for the DOJ to release ALL documents related to him. Not saying o'l Bubba didn't do some shady shit in his day, but he doesn't seem too concerned. Now, compare this to Trump's behavior...

If you had a Twitter account you probably seen Aiden around he jumped on about in his 20’s long time ago with his way of words so to speak. It’s cool to watch him grow up online kinda feels like your own child. So proud you got out of the deepest pit from hell as you called it. 😊

Well, I live in Buffalo now. At least for the next 6 months until I move in with my GF. Not gonna lie: feels real fucking good to be out of North Carolina. The bitter cold and cat sized rats are worth the MAJOR GOOD VIBE SHIFT inside this big beautiful blue state. HELLO NY!

It's NOT ENOUGH for Trump to simply say he "doesn't know anything about" Ghislaine Maxwell being moved to a comfy Club Fed. It is HIS "Justice Department." A DOJ that has made it CRYSTAL CLEAR it has no autonomy from him. We need a name attached to this decision & we need it NOW.

Trump created generational wealth for his crime family by inflicting generational rot on America. The demonic fuck trophies he calls offspring should not be allowed to spend DECADES indulging in the spoils of Trump's raping of America's resources. LOCK THEM ALL UP FOREVER.

Olivia Nuzzi being a massive nasty whore is not national news. It impacts our lives in no way and she's free to be a nasty whore if she wishes. I support her in that endeavor. However, how the FUCK she let RFK Jr blast on her face moaning like a frog with throat cancer is INSANE.

I just can't take listening to that fucking voice anymore. Seeing that saggy necrotic skin droop off that fucking freak show he calls a face. Donald Trump is a sad, sick, dying, demented clown desperately begging for another laugh. He wants to drag us all to the grave with him.

We may as well call them "the Trump files" at this point. It wouldn't surprise me if this rotten necrotic motherfucker is mentioned more times than Ghislaine Maxwell.

The DOJ is openly violating the law to protect a billionaire sex trafficking ring. It's the kind of shit you'd imagine to see on an episode of Scandal or some pulp action thriller. But, nope. This is the actual rot of our reality. Just fucking surreal man.

To be perfectly fucking honest, I feel pretty goddamn alive right now. Feeling like my self again. Having fun with fuckery again, randomly finding creative inspiration in little things again. Warm fuzzies and shit. Feels good clawing your way out of a mental hellscape.

Aww, look at Vivek Ramasalamomma suddenly realize that MAGA is racist. Vivek really thought a bunch of dead-behind-the-eye rabid skank walkers really, really wanted an Indian friend. Vivek was used like a $5 whore and dumped on the fucking street. I LOVE IT. 5 stars.

No functional adult who actually has to pay and shop for their own groceries believes that costs are going down. We're getting to the point where grits cost the same as a goddamn dime bag. FUCKING GRITS. These sick sadistic fucks are even coming after Ramen. LOCK THEM UP!

Gavin Newsom doesn't know it yet, but he's going to appoint me to a top position in the FBI. How could he not? I already got a shit list filled with fascist fuckwits and their crimes. It's destiny, Gavin. Do not fight it. I sure as shit will do better than Dan Bongino. CALL ME!

Well, well. It looks like Dan Bongino is going full bongina and running away from this administration like a scared little bitch. What's wrong, sweet cheeks? Don't like living the nightmare you made MILLIONS off creating? Eat the biggest diseased dick imaginable. Parasite.

Sweet fucking Lucifer! You know shit has hit the fan when your chief Jesus witch goes rogue. Susie Wiles just verbally disemboweled the Trump administration in an interview. Straight up murdered the MAGA narrative. Guess she was drunk, as the damage control is HILARIOUS.

Given Trump's response to Rob Reiner, let me reiterate that Charlie Kirk was a massive piece of shit. He's already a footnote in history. Little more than a trivia question. Hilarious his wife didn't even wait for his body to be cold before fucking his "best friends."

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Rob Reiner and his wife were just found dead inside their home with stab wounds. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but Jesus fucking Christ.

It's idiotic for someone to be immune from international courts just because they are Americans. Our country is ruled by killers and criminals. Our institutions bend over and spread their cheeks for whoever has power. America is incapable of policing itself. It's a pariah state.

You'll NEVER get me to dislike Jasmine Crockett. She seems to be effortlessly eating the soul of a new right wing dipshit every time I see her talk. She has a steel spine and is spot on with policy. I'd like at least 100 more of her in the party.

Every single candidate in the Dem primary must VOW that they will surrender Trump and his entire confederacy of dipshits to an international court. The Supreme Court doesn't rule the world and it cannot give immunity for crimes against humanity.

It should be one of the biggest political scandals in American history that a sitting president is threatening to cut congressionally approved funding for Indiana -- a state that fucking voted for him -- all because Republicans there didn't enact his desperate gerrymander.

At this point, if I were a Republican in a lot of these districts, I'd be fucking THRILLED to have Trump campaign against me. Come the mid-terms, a lot of these dipshits will be sounding like 2016 Resistance liberals. Trump is rapidly approaching an approval rating under 30.