Thinking about wearing a baseball jersey to work tomorrow unironically

Finding that my engineers are terrible about updating their machines really validates my push to use MDM on them.

It’s gotta be so lucrative to be a plumber in Pittsburgh

Whelp. Fingers crossed I'm not getting cut into a corner of boredom at my job again.

I love how bare ass property management companies can be when they just mass email out ads on behalf of their tenants. Not something about closures, maintenance, or special events, but instead pizza deals and coffee specials.

It kills me when good software and products have minimum spend that are prohibitive to SMBs. There's more to markets than F500s!

Government and contractors are back in full force today. Local coffee waits are back to 15-20 mins

they should invent a petard you can't be hoisted with

Here is a press release/ summary blog post about our new paper. Key conclusion: For every single professional use that scientists used to use Twitter for, Twitter is much worse now than it used to be, and Bluesky is better that Twitter currently is. www.southernfriedscience.com/twitter-suck...

might be time to become a poster about IT in a small startup

i think it's bullshit that even when you're fully aware that you're mentally ill, the mental illness still works on you. umm excuse me i should be immune to this by now

me at the coldplay show

I’ve started muting the fun ruiners on this site when I see them in the wild. It’s made posting much better.

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p o s t i n g

happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me

At some point, you gotta just look in the mirror and admit to yourself that you live in a bad country. If you can't do that, we can't fix any of this.

It’s long past time for you to burn your Twitter account like I did. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

One of the worst things you can be at work is bored

Israel spending millions of dollars on a campaign to buy the public vote in Eurovision while killing 500 Gazans, including woman and children, in a weekend of bombing has to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen a country do simultaneously. Fuck this. Fuck all of this.

first the pope, now this? when will someone lock him up

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Noticing that Flashes / Bluesky has some incredible (bad) image compression D:

Trying a bit more with light on my anamorphic lens

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

please don't do april fools pranks that suck ass today. we're all going through enough. thanks

Big day at Full Grip Games for the $3k Journey Together #pokemontcg tournament! Over 150 players today. Catch the stream on twitch.tv/trickygym @trickygym.bsky.social #playpokemon

The kitten

The EU has released its 3rd EEAS Report on Foreign Information Manipulation and Interference (FIMI) The report maps out digital infrastructure deployed by foreign actors, mainly by Russia, but also by China. www.eeas.europa.eu/eeas/3rd-eea...

I'll never get over people saying something to the effect of "still" playing Pokémon GO. Just because you were a quitter doesn't mean everyone is 🤣

#playpokemon #pokemongo Stockholm day 1 usage

Been getting a lot of CIO connections on LinkedIn lately. Guess it’s that time of year for B2B relationship building.

beautifully tattooed folks of bluesky, what is your preferred tattoo oriented sunblock? realizing I need some for when im sticking my arm out of the car with the window down like mr cool guy

Lot of folks jumping to the worst conclusions possible about Scopely’s acquisition of Niantic Games (Pokemon Go, etc) today. Every indication is the team will function independently and if monetization or other factors become too bad, it’ll get shut down by the pokemon company at a loss.

Always nice to spend an hour to stop and hand wash my car.

#NHL trade deadline should be an absolute hoot and a holler today

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Spending time instead of being mad into the void by contacting the offices of my local representative and senator to tell them to stop going on tv and embarrassing everyone.

Mardi Gras really seems to be a party for old people, eh

I know what you're thinking: "But the magic of my enemies is weak, and their gods are hollow idols!" But what if I told you... that your enemies are thinking the same thing... about YOUR magic, and YOUR gods? And here's what's gonna make the difference: your enemies aren't in this seminar right now.

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

Ok but how did this plane end up upside down

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Thank goodness there are a lot of WRX people out there so its easy to find recommendations for car things

Is this mainstream enough yet

I think about this tweet constantly

I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson / chemtrails are real / they're putting toxins way up in the sky / info wars dot com will tell you why (6/25/2013)