jeezus i thought i could finish the last single episode of stranger things but it’s RWO HOURS???? fuck

why are steve and jonathan giving me frog and toad vibes rn???

a character who needs their own game:

i still love it but how i met your mother got real long in the tooth at the end there

finally finishing stranger things and i need a shirt with erica on it that says ”the situation demands cussing”

had to use zoom on my phone for the first time in like 5 yrs for a work meeting when my internet went out was mortified to see my name as “phlegmily” from covid era weekly among us games

one of my students figured out how to invert his colors via button mashing so of course i had to teach ALL of them to do it 😂🙃

left my sister n glasses at the doc’s yesterday and broke my backups yesterday and couldn’t find the backups for my backups and it’s sunny af :(

quote post a random photo from your phone. no new photos!!

watching final destination 3 tonight

If you ever wanted proof that billionaires owning all of media are altering reality and influencing thought here you go. Tested and verified. Also ICE videos not loading.

taking tomorrow off for a doc appt (reg check up!) and i am looking forward to a day off but i have so much to do to get ready for the sub 😭

i laid awake for almost 3 hrs last night 😩 and when my alarm went off i was having a dream about telling my students i was going to be cranky bc I didn’t get enough sleep lolsob

she’s my best friend she a real bad bitch got her own money

you're cordially invited to the Bluesky Pity Party. wear something black

pls clap for me i did not give into capitalist temptation (even tho i WANTED THEM)

To Jane Eyre is human, to Jane Forgive divine

qtp with a gif of your favorite pokemon gym leader! that little pat gives the ball before he throws it 🥰

drop some space ships

do these make you better at rapping or

Ladies, your man doesn't want to be told "wow, you've made such great progress!" he wants to be told

heard headsprung for the first time in 2 decades today and let me tell you i was ✨transported✨

drop an alien that's not from star wars or star trek

brussel sprouts ☺️

every time i have to type “qr code” my brain is like “qr quode, that’s how you spell it” 😂

THE TRASH CAN IS NAMED KURTIS THE DIVINE

traffic was light this morning and i know it will be heavier than usual on the way home, typical friday 😭

i’m moving in like a month but that won’t stop me from decorating

Just a little #rainbow #snail being kinda cute. #painting #traditionalart #TradArt #art #artwork #watercolor #artist #artwork #artsky #ink #abstract #ethereal

if you see this, post your GREEN!

three beers outside ebbing, missouri

happy 100th day of school i am a 100 yo lady 👵

qtp with your favorite water type pokemon 💧🌊 Always 🌀💦

trying my first buzzball and painting my nails for my old lady costume

the good stuff

was at work almost 10 hrs 2 days in a row so i’m treating myself to korean fried chicken 🥰

changed my lock screen for the first time in 4 years today

meanwhile, at the board of peace…

qtp with a game you would instantly buy if it got remastered/remade! in a heartbeat

talking to to my bestie: her: ok i gotta go i’m almost at dinner ilu me: girl why are you going to dinner it’s BEDTIME???

now that the children are gone i have a whole ass to do list that i simply do not wish to complete 🫠

did a hiit workout yesterday and even tho my ass hurts i forgot how much i enjoy it. maybe i’ll start waking up at 4 again for early morning workouts…. 😬

forgot to turn my alarm back on WHOOPS the funny part is i think i probably woke up on time and then i just lay there for almost half an hour waiting for my alarm to go off lolsob

i need to go to bed! i don’t want to go to bed!

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