quote post a time when you had bangs or a bowl cut bitch i have bangs now???

didn’t get raptured there’s always next time

one of the greatest moments of my life was when i was walking thru the mall and a phone kiosk guy jumped out and was like “hey you need this thing for your phone” and i looked him straight in the eye and said “i don’t have a phone” without breaking my stride (it was in my pocket)

what video game do you consider perfect?

I’d rather be called a cat lady than a people person.

This is how every week has felt for a while tbh

opening my shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - the taming of the stew

my uterus is actively trying to murder me

if youre getting raptured today can i borrow $500

annoyed with how freakin hot it is in the first day of fall but i’m grateful i can still eat outside

what is going on

drop some danger noodles!

if the rapture is coming do i have to go to work tomorrow?

we made cookies and i miiiight have caught the parchment paper on fire 😬

technologically advance a band bronze temple pilots

played all afternoon 🥰

Going to my happy place

in bed before 9 on a saturday 😎

post a batman!

it’s-a me! dinner!

what movie do you consider “perfect”?

if i had to lose you do too

my entire life i thought achy breaky heart was garth brooks?? but it was fuckin billy ray cyrus ???!?? everything i know is wrong

so hard to choose, probably tool or stone temple pilots but he also played a lot of yes and REM shiny happy people was my first favorite song

if you say “adhd” 3 times in a mirror i’ll show up, do a load of laundry, and leave it in the washing machine for 3 days

watching i love the 90s reliving my childhood and my high school years AT THE SAME TIME

an old work friend and i had planned to get dinner last night and we both forgot

trying to be productive on friday afternoon so I don’t have to come in on sunday 😭

i am in a domestic partnership with a takeout box of fried chicken

nothing beats waking up 40 mins before your alarm and not feeling sleepy until ~10 mins before your alarm 🫠 happy friday yall

nsfw a band limp dickzit

sometimes you just need to go home and eat a whole pizza

i procrastinated on my progress reports and i have to do them all tonight :(

no new pictures, where are you mentally

you live you laugh you lose

going to jail because i’m trying to get over my fawn response and stop letting people walk all over me

making pickles with store bought brine 🥒

if it’s any corporation

announcing my new think tank

it is wednesday my dudes good luck out there

One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.

sometimes self care means going to bed when it’s still a lil light outside ☺️

battle doomscrolling by listing 5 small pleasures in life! 1 petting cats 2 fried chicken 3 succulents 4 seeing other ppls pets on bluesky 5 being a weird little gremlin in your free time

watching the fragrant flower 🥰

it’s only 6:45???????? fuuuuuck

saw the goodyear blimp today

ran around this weekend to some little free libraries and made some good trades! (i have no idea what i’ll do with a french proust paperback but i couldn’t pass it up lolol)