I need to chill. I just bit a plastic spoon so hard it broke in my mouth.

snowdaysnowdaysnowdaysnowday

My local gyro place finally offered me the actual hot hot sauce not the hot sauce they give to anyone else who looks like they can’t handle it. IVE MADE IT !

I’ve been slacking on reading books this year. Go ahead and throw tomatoes at me 😞

Your passion and excitement deserve to be seen, heard, and acknowledged.

Using "The Arrival" to really drive home the idea of the American Dream before we dive into "The Great Gatsby" and talk about how that dream feels obsolete now. If you haven’t read it, I highly recommend "The Arrival" by Shaun Tan...its imagery is stunning.

All I’m gonna say is that if you don’t take the crushed red pepper and garlic powder away from me when I cook, you’re in for a wild fucking ride.

Someone told me that my disappointed voice is so good that it actually made them put more effort in. The power I hold…

dammit, I’m thinking about the two headed calf poem again

tch

Doing nothing but getting drunk on apple juice this Sunday night. I’m gonna explode

Sometimes I make that noise that anime characters make so I feel cool. You know the “tch” noise???

ur honor he’s CUTE

zit CHIN CATTTT!!!! been living in his own DANG FILTH!!!

Next read 👀 Have not been disappointed with the other two books I’ve read by this author

I always sit down to write, but before I know it, a cat is in my lap. Please don’t make me make this decision

The instinctive fight or flight response mode I’m put into when I hear a loud male voice in a dark parking lot is so sad.

You know you’ve officially become part of a town when you start taking the weird backroad factory streets as a shortcut.

I’m reading The Hobbit fanfic again oh god it’s high school all over again !

on cheddar on cheddar on cheddar call it a cheddarpocalypse for those lactose intolerant

Culver’s chili sucks. There. I’ve said it.

I feel like rolling around in the snow would fix me.

just dropped my pizza on my fucking carpet don’t look at me

Currently working in a department where… — 2 of them are organized to the point of like being extremely mean or isolating to those who don’t follow what they do — someone who is like super disorganized I am directly in the middle. I feel so alone.

Let’s see if you guys know me. When I watched Lord of the Rings, did I want to be a dwarf, elf, or hobbit?

Opinion here, but I really miss the Youtubers that would play like long ass series. I find that so many of the more popular ones are just scary game players so it’s like one episode per series? Maybe two?

I refuse to stay on the Vizio homepage long enough for them to get an ounce of money from me with ads. I have to make a decision on what to watch !!!!!!

literally? literally… literally!?!?!? l i t e r a l l y

SON IM BACK!!!!!!!! I brought you SO many shitposts I’ve been saving 🙂‍↕️

Most romantic thing someone could do for me? — Clean my glasses without me asking

Don’t get me wrong, I hate waking up. But something about brushing my teeth and washing my face renews me.

the smoke sings, (a bird perched, nestled in hair) & i smell you mucus sweet, thick in the back of my throat, warm light soaking skin. stale living room smoke muffled in cotton. inhale… …exhale inhale… …exhale home #poem #writing

Honestly, the idea of getting lost in a video game for 12+ hours sounds phenomenal right now.

Sometimes I don't think humans deserve the right to have opposable thumbs.

Trying to find resources and researching on the internet is so frustrating because you have to be very meticulous as you go through all the slop.

trying to help my cat w his chin acne because he’s such a messy eater omfg

my brain right now: fishfishfishfishfishfish

Never thought I would read someone’s bio and have it say, “Senator Joseph McCarthy was right” 😭 I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think they read The Crucible correctly.

Every time I pull out my measuring tape to figure something out in my apartment, I know my dad gains charisma points or some shit omfg He was right, I do use it.

me as wolverine but my claws are just chicken fingers

Ever since my fish Marcellus died 2 years ago, his large ass tank is empty. I got rid of all the live plants and everything bc of a snail infestation that I couldn’t figure out 😭 I’m want to start it up again ??? I think I would start with the plants first for a month or two to get them going.

Don’t worry guys, I asked the best person for the final answer. ( @ninorl.bsky.social opinion????)

I MISSED MY MOOTS GET ON IN HERE !!!

No joke, this last month had me feeling like this.

“Do you think my cat knows that I love him?” I ask as he stays glued to my lap, stretched out and purring in the same position for the last few hours. I’ve never felt so important before.

Is salt a condiment or a seasoning?

I haven’t had a pop in like two weeks wow!!!! need to fix that

the anxiety of being stuck in a drive through for so long that you don’t wanna wait anymore and want to go home BUT UR BOXED IN 😭

Does anyone need to change their skin routine during the winter??? I’m SO DRY

tbh guys, a month ago my apartment was cluttered/a mess. boxes everywhere. things not picked up. clothes on the floor. i was just living in it because my brain told me that it was what i deserved & fuck that