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treat your inner voice like you would a small child so for example, instead of being upset that your inner voice is calling your ugly, how would you react to a small child calling themselves ugly? it's really helped me with self talk and being gentler with myself

My birthday is next week. I’m thinking about doing a random act of kindness challenge? It would be something you guys could participate in! What do you think about the idea?

"people will judge you anyway so do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't hurt others."

Guys, it’s time I tell you my truth. 😞

Genuine question. What is the best piece of advice you’ve been told in your life?

Idk, when life starts to feel a little monotonous it’s time for a change.

Don't worry. If someone threw a stick of dynamite at you, I would grab it mid-air and swallow it.

Sometimes I think about Newt from "The Maze Runner" series just to feel emotion again.

oh no shes shitposting again

I could fit AT least five inflated balloons underneath my shirt right now. Hm

I just want to roll down a grassy hill, remembering what it felt like to tumble without a care in the world. Racing back to the top, the sun breathing down on us, and realizing that today was perfect.

I have to pay rent today nnnnooooooo

You were the mean girl in high school. I was the weird kid obsessed with *insert fandom*. Guess who won???

i gotta do work stuff at home today

I gotta ccccruuuussssshhhhhh... (on you tee hee!)

Power-Up Monday at the Tankard & Tadpole! If I slid you a free power-up at the bar, what are you picking? 💪 = Strength 🧠 = Wisdom 🏃‍♀️ = Speed 👻 = Invisibility React below. I think I’ll need wisdom for Wednesday’s shift at the tavern!! Successful places don't run themselves, you know?

In every way but biological, I am a doughnut.

Am I a bad person if I specifically just avoided the old lonely man whose wife died from cancer and is part of his church book club? He always forgets who I am and that he’s told me his life story like five times? I get stuck in a conversation for a solid hour with him 😭. One time my pizza burnt.

What condiment, when frozen over, would make the best ice-skating rink?

Bet on it, bet on it (bet on me) I wanna make it right, that is the way To turn my life around, today is the day—

Imagine this. A mini restaurant just for mosquitoes. Each human restaurant has one above it. You want something sweet? Try the ice cream parlor. Spicy? Tacos! Greasy? That hamburger place is fantastic.

thinking bout tacos again

The doors of Tankard & Tadpole Tavern swing wide this Wednesday! We’re jumping into Ale & Tale Tavern for the very first time…and you’re invited to pull up a stool. When? — Wednesday, 10/08 What time? — 6:00 PM CDT Who? — Ugh & @its-jcks.bsky.social

chicken nuggets 😃 chicken strips 🤨

Check out @fruityooty.bsky.social stream!!!

tummy hungry 😮

This week we meet… @crafty-lesbian.bsky.social ! What’s a phrase you overuse? — “Hell yeah brother!” If the sky rained food, what would you want it to rain? — Thai red curry or anything mediterranean! #ughlight

Canva should be scared of me. The way I use it all the time 😭

I just feel so content right now.

Stream recap (Sunday, October 5th) #ughimstreaming

Thank you for everyone that joined my stream! And a special thanks to @fruityooty.bsky.social for giving me a shoutout 👀. If you missed it, don’t forget to tune in on either Wednesday or Saturday. 💕

I’m good at my job.

Forcing you to listen to classical music as you wait is my brand. 🙂‍↕️

I’m here to finally say it and have an organized list: I HATE: — mushrooms — tomatoes — avocado Do with this what you will…😞

cat: MEOW me: dude stop cat: MEOW me: you don’t need to use such language 🤨

Happening in about an hour!! Be there or…uhhh I will cry!!! 😞

What do you think Vincent van Gogh “The Starry Night” painting would taste like?

Just so you guys know, if you need someone as a friend who can make conversation with random people — I got that shit on lockdown. I’m good at it. Cashier? Boom! I know about her daughters now. Waitress? Apparently she collects guitars. I got you. (But also shut me up if needed lol)

Sat next to an old couple today at the musical. Because of my chatty ass, I forced them to have conversation with me before the show and during intermission. They fucking left before the bow 😭 Was it something I said ???

Omg friends, I just remembered that I saw an abandoned Pikachu stuffed animal on the highway today. Almost stopped for it, but the six lanes were giving me a little bit of freak out

Optimistically, expect an update post about my sister’s twins by Saturday?? She’s currently at like 37 weeks (I think next week) and there’s been talk about inducing her. Honestly, i’m just surprised they’ve baked that long.

Every time you guys are nice to me I sit here twirling my hair around my finger and giggling.

me, when my hotdogs are done: hot dog!!!! My hot dogs are done!!!

me anytime someone mentions “Train to Busan”

Me earlier: imagine if you could just like pull your teeth out and soak them in water for the night. Me later: dude, that’s fucking dentures though???? Me now: but it’s not necessarily the same? I’m thinking anyone could do it???

F in chat please. I forgot to use Flonase this morning. I was so good at being consistent for two weeks!

Finally eating an actual meal today and not like a bag of chips or something? at 9:30 at night. 😬

It’s nine at night right now and I swear I just heard fucking birds honking W H E R E

Drove a total of like 7 hours today to see “The Outsiders” musical. You could argue it was not worth it. But you know what? It was nice to get away, and I’m really proud of myself for going alone to a city with almost over 450,000 more people than my current town.