My buns were definitely going bad soon so I ate so much sloppy Joes

TV/ALF2.GIF

My horoscope is desperate for me to be in love lmaaaooo I always do Wrestling tho so its got me there

Played Dinomorphia tonight and got my ass beat six ways to Sunday. Cooking something disgusting as revenge >:3

I like when I can put this lil guy in my deck.

Everyone in the ring is bald. #AEWDynamite

Wait wtf Marina's theme is a banger? #AEWDynamite

This may come as a surprise to some, but I have an enormous crush on Willow Nightingale. The babe with the power 😍 #AEWDynamite

AEW has some really great promo guys right now, anybody who tells you otherwise doesnt watch the show. MJF, Joe, Mox, Hangman, Swerve all cut a great promo. The Bucks, even FTR upping their game. Christian Cage, Marc Briscoe, Eddie Kingston. Top notch promos all up and down the card. #AEWDynamite

What if I just got two ferrets

Bro if this is a Noro outbreak I'm gonna be so sad

Oh its that time again already? Lemme try something different. My interests are niche and I hardly talk about em on here. But I like to talk, make jokes, be supportive. I'm awake during bedtime hours EST. If that sounds great, we should be friends. #promosky #promo Annnnnd eye-catch!

Nights like tonight we're thankful for jogger scrubs and rubber shoes Hooooo wee

Just a little meltdown...as a treat 💕

Drop something firey🔥

Those of you who aren't awake at these hours would not know this, but I post selfies all the time and I like great in them I just delete them before the day walkers arise

What I thought were run-of-the-mill instant noodles actually are not microwaved, but made to steep in boiling water, as though they were tea As such, my lunch is now ice chips

Ask me what its like to be a sentient Halloween costume

I'm not posting it, but my skircle is super cute. Also the bluesky summary said I touch plenty of grass 😤😤😤

Buddy, this train has been without a conductor since last we left the station

Pushy today

As President, I will unlimit Grass and also unban Snow at 1. The fact that I never got to play Grass Maliss makes me sick.

Had a crab rangoon pizza tonight It was really good

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Where I'm supposed to get a cowboy hat at 10 at night on Thanksgiving?

Only just now discovered the Zhentarim Hideout. A man asked me to emancipate him. So I emancipated the Zhentarim's from this mortal coil. He was appalled lmao

I have no idea how to take...all of this

Someone challenged me to Mario Kart at work. I asked which one. They said "The OG". I said "Oh SNES really?" And they said "I don't know what that is. The original one for the Wii."

With the big day mere days away, I think you should be reminded of the ONLY good Thanksgiving album

Idk who needs to hear this but lae'zel and I are married and these are her feelings about you

Had a banger in the chamber but duty called and now its gone forever. Probably woulda been the greatest skeet of all time, even.

I need an extended cut for several tracks on the Season 2 soundtrack, but Abel's part in "Hear My Hope" needs it most.

Genuinely, "Losin' Streak" is so pretty. Blake Roman's voice gives me fucking chills on that track.

Without downloading any new pics what's it like to dating you?

I had COVID in September and literally ruined my spice buds. I made some hot as fuck spice bag. My lips burn. I feel it in the back of my mouth. My nose is running. But my tongue is like "Bro this is super bland get some ketchup"

I needed another run through on the chorus of "Bad With Us".

Don't i know it

Is there even one video games where crash-into-able telephone poles aren't just pool noodles?

Me every time Lae'zel is on screen

Im literally vibrating to finally get to watch the finale of Hazbin. Been listening to the Soundtrack (minus the ones that would be spoilers) on repeat all night.

“don’t act high when we get there” me when we get there:

Buddy, you ain't kiddin'

Anybody know any good short story authors/collections? I find i resonate most with them, and I'm in need of ample reading material. I picked up a collection called Cursed and I've already chewed through half of it tonight.

My attempt to get my baby dog Rue to come live with me was a massive failure. She had so much anxiety with no one being home with her when I went to work that she howled all night and my neighbors complained. Thankfully her mama could take her and she'll be safe there, and I can still borrow her.

Just had an ice cold shower. Not cause im brutal, but because apparently the gas company won't work on Sunday and they found additional things to fix when they came to fix the building's gas line today. So I have no gas in mid-November.

I am not the devil I used to be. I think its time that changed.

If Marge really is waking up, you won't find me pushing her away. In the short term, in times like this, I won't spurn even the most tenuous ally. Keep them at an arm's length, but work together. We can talk about a potential future and all that entails when the work is done.

Struck gold treasure hunting