You know its bad when I've lost the willpower to do my nails

The McElroy Family Clubhouse backlog is the only thing keeping me going today

You used a different form of punctuation than you usually do, when were you going to tell me you hated me?

5 jobs ive had: What are you the feds?

Last night I dreamed that I was a bat-winged witch type creature that got trapped in church rafters while hiding from the clergy. A priest spotted me and instead of sounding alarms, surprised me with a declaration of love.

playing with my own hair to feel something

Ive consumed 6 croissants today as my only source of sustenance. Im fine.

Hydromassage beds are life changing

Escaped my enclosure this morning

Aye but I guess I get to go to the gym tomorrow

I went through all that trouble finding out about a copay yesterday just for my therapist to need to cancel my appointment tomorrow bc shes sick. Lammmmeee

"Are you a danger to yourself or others at this time?" "No I just have a question about a copay..."

Gnome soup is back on the menu bois

Please stay home if you have to. Your insurance will put you at fault for loss of control if you crash in this weather. 🫩

Every ICE agent. We all fucking hate you. There is no nuance to this. We hate every single fucking one of you.

They’re shooting people in the streets. I need to make sure my kid’s winter boots still fit. They’re kidnapping babies. Remember to move the laundry. They executed someone this morning. I need to get more snacks for his lunchbox.

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Finally got my acnh island dream up and functional again. Come visit Bogshire sometime.

Sometimes Tilda likes to sit and stare into this particular picture for a while.

This is normal and fine yea?

I never really imagined that my mid life crisis would be fighting fascism.

Friends, I am not doing well. I'll be back on my bullshit eventually but until then please bear with me.

When youre having less than good thoughts due to your mental health, its sobering to have your child, apropos of nothing, get emotional and ask you to never leave them and to live forever.

introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to

I swear if the car needs any more repairs im going to have a nervous breakdown

A special thank you to John Cena for entertaining me with Peacemaker today. I really really needed it.

Nothings more pathetic than a gen Xer having to come to terms with an unavoidable software update

AND THATS ON GIRL POWER!! FUCK ICE!! ✨💖🖕🏻

I need winter to be over. My mental health is not vibing with the overcast and cold.

I was dozing off last night when the dog barked, spooked the cat, who scratched my hand badly, making me dart out of bed... I became light headed, dizzy nauseous, and then my arms went numb and I started sweating. Worst case of orthostatic hypotension I've experienced. 💀 I'm good now though

10/10 good taste

Looks like theres some extremely violent and lewd accounts following me and my mutuals all of a sudden. If you get followed by these sick fks please report and block immediately.

One thing about me is I'd love to be a priority one of these days

Someone's activated a fairy fountain at the library with the way this person is laughing

2fer 2day

Puddin gonna monch

I knew today was a good day

Curious to see if anyone unfollows after that last post >_>

Wolverine and Nightcrawler can invite me to spitroast any time just saying. #xmen #thirstposting

Saying what we've all been thinking from day one 🙌

Ah curses I forgot I canceled my Nintendo membership. No acnh dreaming for me until next payday. Womp womp.

Need island inspiration, Or to just stare at something obscenely well done? Take a look at this island. You've been warned.

We're back baby

Had a reoccurring dream where I went to a theme park but the trip was cut short. Lame.

We cant be friends if youre not willing to hold toes with me

Grilled cheese without cheese is just buttered toast.