i know i shouldn’t have, but i bought the nts streaming device shop.nts.live/products/ato...

lol simply opening the bluesky ios app STILL makes my phone prompt me to airplay bluesky (?) to my sonos speaker

how my aunt’s dogs see me while i’m eating cheese and crackers in her kitchen

now, the narwhal — have you seen this, ladies and gentlemen? have you heard about this? yes, it seems the narwhal — and this is true, folks — it bacons, at midnight [crowd goes absolutely nuts]

listen here, bud… this is the only “vibe coating” i’ll ever use

oh yeah okay dude, nice and hominem… nice strong man argument

🎵tickle my feet, boys, and lick my toes / i wanna feel your tongue on my stinky soles, and drift away🎵

@papapishu.bsky.social you ever hear of a movie called Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme? it's an insane fever dream of a musical kids' movie from 1990 starring an unbelievable cast of actors and musicians but never got a release past vhs.

what idiot decided to call it "paypig" instead of "fee male"

inside've you their are to wolves

unshielded twisted pair? happens every time i plop my fat ass down into my gaming chair naked

(three actors are on the stage at the community improv theatre, one of them stops the show, asks the crew to bring the house lights up, and gets down on one knee as he presents another actor with a ring in a box) "christina… will you marry me?" "yes, and, yes, and, a thousand times yes, and!"

(captain picard in his quarters, standing in front of the replicator) T-girl, gay, hot

pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky

drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars

bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole”

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social this week in conker news: arstechnica.com/science/2026...

2018: “Tumblr has been removed from Apple's app store because it let some users post images of child sexual abuse.”

japanese stationery technology is so incredibly advanced www.jetpens.com/Sonic-Ratche...

i better be able to find webrips of this release in a few days

growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose

kid crush, go

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand

i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”

@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻

lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé

actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.

apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu

[Q] How does deforestation relate to the Lorax? [A] The Lorax Deforestation [2013]

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip

hey bro i found your pizza

@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

we built this city on cock and hole

ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses! WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement. ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles! WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it

you have got to be kidding me

i don’t know anything about backyard wrestling but this was extremely interesting to read www.inlander.com/culture/bloo...

is that good

i really like @aftermath.site, but the point being made here is just one of many reasons that the “everyone should leave twitter (but we’re still using it)” post was so dumb and aggravating

fake grand theft auto lookin ass restaurant

I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

today some extremely enthusiastic, but awfully nervous, young man came to my front door as i was reinstalling the threshold and weatherstripping, hurriedly offering me some religious tracts

not that this is important or meaningful at this particular moment in time — that is, not compared to other, more pressing current events — but here’s the farewell flyer from my local indie movie theater that closed its doors in january 2025

@sweetstench.bsky.social your latest vid reminded me of this excellent interaction i came across several months ago while peeking into various obsessive, one-note subreddits