pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky

drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars

bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole”

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social this week in conker news: arstechnica.com/science/2026...

2018: “Tumblr has been removed from Apple's app store because it let some users post images of child sexual abuse.”

japanese stationery technology is so incredibly advanced www.jetpens.com/Sonic-Ratche...

i better be able to find webrips of this release in a few days

growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose

kid crush, go

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand

i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”

@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻

lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé

actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.

apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu

[Q] How does deforestation relate to the Lorax? [A] The Lorax Deforestation [2013]

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip

hey bro i found your pizza

@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

we built this city on cock and hole

ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses! WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement. ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles! WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it

you have got to be kidding me

i don’t know anything about backyard wrestling but this was extremely interesting to read www.inlander.com/culture/bloo...

is that good

i really like @aftermath.site, but the point being made here is just one of many reasons that the “everyone should leave twitter (but we’re still using it)” post was so dumb and aggravating

fake grand theft auto lookin ass restaurant

I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

today some extremely enthusiastic, but awfully nervous, young man came to my front door as i was reinstalling the threshold and weatherstripping, hurriedly offering me some religious tracts

not that this is important or meaningful at this particular moment in time — that is, not compared to other, more pressing current events — but here’s the farewell flyer from my local indie movie theater that closed its doors in january 2025

@sweetstench.bsky.social your latest vid reminded me of this excellent interaction i came across several months ago while peeking into various obsessive, one-note subreddits

i went into the app store to download some control software for a new synthesizer i just picked up and was assaulted by dozens of “ai music generation” apps… the people who keep creating this garbage need to be **** through the s*****ts and s***** in their ****

“Pizza” Boyd, WI

they always ask me if i want plastic utensils and a napkin when i pay for my salad or hot bar meal at the grocery store, but they don’t bother when i’m buying a pint of ice cream… sad

Spent too much time on this

Dark TV Series • 2017-2020 ★★★★★★★★★☆ Drama, Psychological Thriller, Romance, Science Fiction, Mystery ╔ All Topics ╟ ─ Did You Know ╟ ── Alternate Titles ╙ ─── Dark (2017) was originally titled “Hot Teen Time Machine”

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

Broads with Candida

years ago i was talking to a woman on tinder and when she said her only vehicle was a motorcycle and that she lane-splits constantly, i said i think that motorcycles should have to drive in the center of the lane and full size cars should get to lane split between them and she blocked me immediately

my schmeed feeds have long been super fucked up and that’s fine, but this weird fashion ad i just got is triggering some really unsettling body horror sensations

i’m finally getting around to playing Octopath Traveler, and holy shit is the dialogue driving me nuts. the contrived old timey english speech is irritating enough… but there’s just so damn much of it, i’ve barely been able to *play* the game itself

okay so far Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is like… “french nier: automata” plus “veils of azlaroc” plus “logan’s run” plus “annihilation” and that’s really good

“the latest viral tiktok trend has rowdy teens overrunning their local libraries and smearing excrement through all the books contained within. but amid flagging membership, shouldn’t libraries find a way to embrace this newfound popularity?” shut up you idiot bitch

what is that one famous mexican song