Chris Fleming on Widows Bay makes me so happy

This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: the_adorable_eddie)

Cancer: Your past lives are catching up to you. And they're mad as hell.

Gemini: You’ve spent this week ruminating about your place in the world. Consider, Gemini, that your place may, in fact, be Point Nemo: the most remote part of the deep, dark ocean, and the loneliest single place on planet Earth.

you don't like me much? well it's nice to have that in common

Huge fucking sigh

Petrichor is very strong this morning

"we would like to send you notifications" is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

Cancer: It’s not your imagination, everyone is out to get you.

Good. Now he should have time to make another season of Taboo

people always get real het up about getting blocked but I don't mind it. if you don't want to see me or my posts I'm not going to force you. sometimes people just don't like each other. call it irreconcilable differences

i think we are operating on different planes of existence today sorry

I think everyone should watch Widow's Bay, so I made this new piece.

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)

Gemini season starts tonight ☀️♊️

Cool! The duck give me actual image results that I wanted

I barely even use Google anymore because it’s so unhelpful and useless. I guess I’ve learned everything I’m gonna learn in this lifetime

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: jaynjoyyy)

Like something the predator would wear

Action Saru

Gemini: Be the hero of your own story. Or the villain. Whatever, nothing matters we’re all just hurtling towards oblivion.

Cancer: The fire of creativity burns in us all. Now cut it out and get a job.

Very difficult to get a decent picture of this project I just finished but I tried.. #needlepoint #crafting #needlecrafts #crossstitch

Strokin’ in heaven now

I am patiently waiting for a THCV extract for appetite control. That compound absolutely works for me and completely takes away my desire to eat mindlessly. I would like to be able to use it without the other weed effects sometimes.

🎶 The Cars - Moving in Stereo 🎶

I think her biggest problem is that her music sucks. She had one kind of fun song and that’s it. Everything else has been terrible.

The Devils Rejects

Happy Mother's Day!

Here's a weird assortment of Evil Dead pieces I've made

Mother’s Day weekend is so annoying when your mother is dead and you don’t have children

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)

i have decided to dedicate my life to chastity and drug addiction

i am repulsed by you physically playboy

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

it's funny that men are so into history but can't remember anything that you like or believe or said

The Jedi are just as evil as the empire.. oh and I actually liked Solo and all the tv shows that everyone hates

✋ Praise Kier

I just paid $72 to fill up my gas tank. I am not taking this in stride. I am fucking furious

Horse racing should be illegal

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

Truth and facts are no impediment for people who want to believe what they want to believe

A lot of the “if the post doesn’t pertain to you then just move along” crowd seems to be doing a lot of criticizing of posts that don’t pertain to them today lol

Movie theaters will do anything except upgrade the food. One of my local theaters now has “heated recliners“ but the food and drink choices still suck

My city could easily shore up any revenue issues by just ticketing all of the kids riding their E-bikes on the wrong side of the road here every day

Gotta quit calling people “feds” when they suggest we hang out

Two of the stolen license plate reader cameras were later found destroyed in a canal. Learn more: https://www.kcra.com/article/flock-license-plate-reader-cameras-stolen-near-highway-49-in-auburn/71157954 

I don’t pay attention to much, but I’m pretty sure that Volvo has been owned by the Chinese for years so this is already a thing. She is very late.