we all know I have no life, so:

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What jobs does he think people have?

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Does anyone ever truly relax at their parents' house?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just boosted Democrats’ chances of taking the House. He said the quiet part out loud, “fair elections” means he loses power. That’s not a warning, that’s a confession.

Hegseth has a giant Jerusalem Cross tattoo on his chest.

"Future MLM Leaders" "Trad Wife In Training"

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired of this administration.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

She's leaving Congress to, uh, spend more time with her family, her ambassadorial dreams are ashes, her career is over, and maybe it's okay to stop asking her stuff

It won't change the fact that they fund a genocidal nation's wars.

Severe. Long-term. Brain damage. If none of that makes people sit up and take notice, what will? #longCOVID #disability #chronicillness #healthcare #maskup

Can't wait for his mid sentence riffing when he encounters a word he's unfamiliar with. Hope they have him read the chapter on divorce.

So the Lego AI slop propaganda is now running with an Erika Kirk slam...oof!

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

Democrats would be wise to start telling us that the next President will not be able to wave a wand and fix things in 4 yrs. State clearly we will need decades to fix the damage and first priority is to contain AND PROSECUTE the perpetrators, every single one. But do not promise the Rubes a miracle

little fella claimed to be "politically homeless" just last week

Any reporting that says 'it's worse than you thought' doesn't ever cover what I have thought all along. If it ever gets worse than *I* thought, then we are in real trouble.

Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.

How many drunks and drug addicts does Trump have surrounding him?

When do we start arresting these Martha Stewarts?

As we waited by the copy machine my colleague said she was glad it was Friday as every day this week has felt like a Monday, and in response another colleague stated that since 2019 each and every single day has felt like a Monday, and in response I just adjusted my mask.

"China urges travelers to avoid Seattle airport after 20 scholars were denied entry to the US" apnews.com/article/chin...

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

FIFA is a grift. This world cup should have been called off as soon as Trump was elected and ICE started arresting anyone speaking languages other than English.

When your life becomes a case study in karma.

Make coffee at home.

Chinese scholars with visas flew through Seattle-Tacoma International Airport recently but China Consular Affairs said that the academics were “unreasonably inspected” by U.S. Customs and Border Protection personnel and refused entry.

Well, this is a nightmare

I hate when it's like here's a rough cut of last time, now 2 mins of the show, and here's a clip of what's coming up, now back to more show for 30 secs and then more scandal clip of what is coming. All in all there is a 10 minute show in between 20 mins of teaser clips and drone shots of a city.

Exactly one year ago today:

*Chief Wiggum voice* "Get off the stage, Ralphie"

Every man running for office should be asked if they could answer under oath in court that they are not a sexual predator.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

I will only watch an Avengers movie if they are arresting ICE and Pete Hegseth. Put Stephen Miller in some carbonite. I'd pay to see that.

The president gets McDonalds delivered while our Navy is starving.

Charge them ALL.

It's disgusting we are watching Trump starve our Navy.

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Trump isn't building a ballroom as much as he's building his own Hitler bunker.

Who could have foreseen

Pooping Back and Forth Forever, the business empire

Serj Tankian chose to wear a mask while signing autographs at his new coffee venue Kavat Coffee earlier this week. Protecting your health and the community around you is still relevant and still matters. Clean air and small precautions aren’t overreactions, they’re care in action. #MaskUp